Chapter 0310 - Played Badly Markey, Add More to the Bear Kid 1
Time goes back to when Markey climbed over the wall.
The courtyard wall of the pet building is not very high, only about two meters in total.
It mainly plays the role of an anti-gentleman who does not guard against villains and blocks the sight of the outside world.
So Ma Ji, a tall and tall guy with a height of two meters, can reach out to the wall and climb in.
His original intention was not to play some kind of trick on the agents to infiltrate, but to quietly eavesdrop on what Two-One was doing after bringing Vicky back.
But I didn't expect that as soon as he landed, as soon as he turned around, he saw more than a dozen large and small dogs in the yard surrounding him, and they were very frightened, all of them didn't bark, but just put on an attacking posture, baring their teeth and roaring at him!
Biting dogs don't bark, don't talk about Chinese people, even foreigners understand this truth!
Ma Ji, who was blocked in the corner, was shocked into a cold sweat, and subconsciously turned around and wanted to go out over the wall again.
But it's okay that he didn't move, as soon as he moved, all the Wang Xingren roared "bluffing", lowered his body and wanted to pounce!
This frightened Markey's whole body stiffened, and he leaned against the corner without moving.
No matter how stupid he is, he knows that no matter how fast he moves, he can't be as fast as the dogs pounce on him, and if he doesn't wait for him to turn out, he will probably be bitten by the dogs and dragged down.
I thought of myself falling off the wall and being overwhelmed by a pack of dogs.
Markey shuddered, his lips trembling as he tried to call for help from Vicky in the room.
But as soon as he opened his mouth, before he could squeak, the big dog at the head showed its hideous fangs.
The frightened Markey quickly closed his mouth, for fear that his screaming would alarm the dogs, and he would not have anything left before they came out.
But the strange thing is that he did not move, and the dogs did not continue to pounce, but just lay down around him and did not move.
Only a round and fluffy little bichon milk dog came up, and after snorting at him twice, he raised his hind legs and peed on his shoes.
At first, it was fine, but I kept a posture and froze there, and after a long time, it was sour and numb.
Ma Ji wanted to move, these dogs bared their teeth at him and scared him, forcing him to grit his teeth and persevere, he had never suffered such a grievance when he was so old, and he was so sad that he almost didn't cry!
Just when Markey, who couldn't hold on anymore, waited left and right to see Eryi or Vicky come out, and was almost desperate.
The chicken leg walked out of the room, and found Markey in the corner blocked by the dogs, and quickly looked back at the house with bright eyes.
Seeing that no one noticed the situation outside, the chicken leg quickly flew over and landed on the back of the largest Alaskan dog, and asked in a small voice, "Thief?"
Markey saw the parrot he had only seen fly over.
Originally, there was a light called hope in his eyes.
He'd seen how smart this parrot was, and his life was saved by a chicken leg.
So Maki, who was looking forward to the chicken leg still remembering him, was about to ask the chicken leg for help with his eyes, but he didn't expect such a question to come up with the chicken leg, and he was suddenly dumbfounded, so he could only shake his head pitifully and slightly.
"It's not a thief, so how did you get in?"
"I warn you! Don't move, don't make a sound!"
"These dogs are specially trained, and if you don't move them, they won't bite you!"
"It'll be fine when the master comes out and makes sure you're a good person, and if you do anything unusual, they'll think you're an intruder......"
Chicken leg scared Markey: "Last time a thief crawled in and tried to steal something, and he is still lying in the intensive care unit!
"It likes to gnaw bones the most, the thief's leg was bitten off last time, and the forehead drops a turtle, and the thigh bones are gnawed off!"
"And the Erha next to it! It has a strong taste, and it likes to bite eggs! Have you ever seen a dog play with a ball? It's the kind that bites and then throws it back and forth!"
"It likes to do that! The owner let it loosen its mouth, and after biting the thief's crotch last time, the police uncle came and pulled it for half an hour!"
The chicken leg was very concerned and said: "I heard that the law on your side is not illegal to break into a private house and kill it, right?
Markey burst into tears, why did this parrot talk like that?
But the situation is stronger than people, Ma Ji can only squirm his lips and use his mouth to rush to the chicken leg for help: "Help me~"
"Why should I save you?"
"You came in over the wall, how do I know what you want to do?"
The chicken leg tilted his head and stared at Markey, "Eh, I seem to know you, you fell into the pit with my master last time, right?"
Seeing that the chicken leg remembered himself, Ma Ji didn't care to marvel at how this parrot's language talent was so bewitching, and nodded ecstatically.
But when he nodded, Alaska yelled at him, and he was so frightened that he quickly stopped moving.
"Then you shouldn't be a bad person......"
The chicken leg said thoughtfully, but before the light of hope rose in Ma Ji's eyes, he added: "But I still don't want to save you! Last time I saved you, you didn't say to buy a few catties of walnuts to thank me, why should I save you?"
"Buy! I'll buy you ten pounds of ......."
Ma Ji, who really couldn't hold on, said in ventriloquism in a gossamer voice, and said in a risky whisper: "No, no, no!
"Really?"
"What if I get you out and you don't admit it?"
"In your current situation, you can't write an IOU or anything...... So, do you have your phone with you?"
The chicken leg was happy, but after thinking about it, he said: "Slowly take it out, turn on the video function!" and then sing a song "Dala Bang", if you don't talk, I will upload the video to the turtle!"
"But I'm ...... Immediately I couldn't sing the 'trumpet'. ”
Markey almost didn't break down, what kind of player is this parrot?
"It doesn't matter if you can't sing, I'll teach you!"
"Sing along with me: a long, long time ago, the dragon suddenly appeared, brought disaster and took the princess away and disappeared again......"
The chicken leg sang very seriously: "...... My name is: Dara Bun Bar Bedi B Dobi Ruon! Again: Dara Bun Baban Bedi B Dobi Ruon! Isn't it: Dalabun Bar Bedi B Dobi Ruon? Yes, yes! Darabun Baban Bedi Bi Ruon......
So when Two One controlled the hummingbird to fly out.
I saw Markey sitting in a weird duck sitting position in the corner of the wall, his eyes glazed and his tongue kept repeating: "Darabon Bluon, Brun, purr, ruffle......, ruffle, slur, ruffle, slur, rout, blu
Then a group of dogs next to him stared at him and listened seriously, and the chicken leg kept correcting him: "No, no, no! It's not 'Gollum', it's 'Dala Bomba Bande Bedib Dobiruon', follow me and read: Dala Bomba ......"
Eryi called a sweat, and quickly got up and went out to rescue Makey.
But this guy's mouth is crooked, his tongue is drooping out, his eyes are not focused, and he spews saliva when he speaks, and it seems that he has been stimulated a lot.
Who sings this song Nima is crazy, and the chicken leg is still teaching him in Huang Chinese, isn't this embarrassing for foreigners with big tongues?