Shen Hongsleeve and Caicai didn't think anything at first, but when they heard the word cow dung, they frowned again and again.

After wiping for a long time, I reluctantly put the chopsticks into the bowl, and picked up a small piece of noodles very delicately, as if I mustered up enough courage to dare to put this small noodle into my cherry mouth, and after a long time, I gently opened my teeth and chewed carefully.

Seeing that the two of them ate noodles so 'sneaky', Qin Chuan couldn't help but laugh out loud with a pig cry.

Caicai glared at Qin Chuan, her frowning willow eyebrows suddenly relaxed, and she looked at Shen Hongsleeve in surprise, and the latter also looked at Caicai in surprise......

"Delicious, right?" Yu San snorted twice and said, "Don't judge people by their appearance in the future, so as not to look down on people with dog eyes." ”

"You !!"

The second daughter glared at Yu San angrily, and she had a posture of wanting to do something if she didn't agree with her.

- It's not enough to be bullied by Qin Chuan, but also to be bullied by you, the 'elm head', Qin Chuan's 'little follower', how can this be endured?

Although Yu San is the leader of the Fish Dragon Gang, Shen Hongsleeve and Caicai both know that he is actually Qin Chuan's younger brother and obeys Qin Chuan's words.

"Don't talk about it...... Eat!" Qin Chuan stretched out his hand and took out a piece of steamed pumpkin from the broken bowl, and said while eating, because the pumpkin was too hot, he was snorting, his hands were hot, and his mouth was hot, and he wanted to spit it out after eating a bite, but he was reluctant to take it in his mouth again, just like a monkey with a piece of old ginger, that funny appearance of scratching his ears and cheeks, where is he eating steamed pumpkin, it is obvious that he has eaten a piece of red-hot charcoal!

Seeing Qin Chuan's embarrassed appearance, Caicai was the first to laugh, and even Shen Hongsleeve couldn't help it, a pair of beautiful eyes, eye waves, looking forward to the brilliance, and the tense atmosphere instantly disappeared into invisibility.

"Come on!" Huang San Mazi brought a large pot of steaming soup, fragrant.

"Tongzi chicken mushroom soup, a few people try it!" Huang San Mazi said.

Yu San snorted and said, "Brother Huang, I didn't expect you to have such skills! You should go to a restaurant outside the mountains to be a chef, it's a pity that your good cooking skills are buried in this deep mountain." ”

Huang San Mazi's eyes suddenly turned red, he secretly wiped it with his sleeve, and said with a smile: "Don't make fun of me, young man, it's okay to fool your stomach when it's cooked, the chef doesn't dare to think about it." ”

Huang San Mazi was moved by Yu San's voice 'Brother Huang', over the years, no one looked down on him as an orphan, and then became a scoundrel idler in the village, idle, stealing the cured meat of the Zhang family today, and peeking at the widow Ma taking a bath with the village chief tomorrow, in short, it is causing trouble everywhere, not to say that it is a tyrant in the village, at least it is an evil in the village, so that the whole village will not be treated.

"But Huang San Mazi is not stupid, his heart is more transparent than anyone else, he knows that Yu San's 'Brother Huang' is by no means casually perfunctory, let alone ridicule, but from the bottom of his heart, so Huang San Mazi will be moved.

——People are not plants and trees, who can be ruthless?

Yu Sanzheng said: "What young man is a lot of chivalry, if Brother Huang doesn't dislike it, call me Brother Yu or San'er." ”

Huang San Mazi waved his hand again and again, looked at the long sword in Yu San's arms, and said in fear: "I can't do it, I can't do it......!

"Brother Huang was said...... I'm also an orphan! When I was eight years old, my parents died. Speaking of this, Yu San's eyes also turned red.

Huang San Mazi was stunned, then stretched out his hand, patted Yu San's shoulder, and said sincerely: "Brother Yu...... You, brother, I Huang San Mazi recognized it. I don't have any skills, I only have this rotten life, if my brother can use it, even if he speaks, in the wind and rain, the sword mountain and the sea of fire, if I frown, I am not raised by people!"

"Brother Huang, don't say that!" Yu Sandao.

If it weren't for the deep mountains, these two would have immediately beheaded a chicken, drank blood wine, burned yellow paper, and worshipped as brothers of the opposite sex who did not want to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to die on the same day and month of the same year.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little depressed and sad, Qin Chuan opened the topic and said: "Huang San Mazi, your life is very good, coarse grain noodles, steamed pumpkin, pimple soup, and a pot of chicken stewed mushrooms, this is a fairy-like day!"

Huang San Mazi said embarrassedly: "How did Childe know, except for this pumpkin that I planted, the rest were bought by me and almost everyone next door...... The coarse grain flour belongs to the fifth aunt's family, and this boy chicken is raised by the sister-in-law of the Liu family. You've given me so much silver, I can't just cook pumpkin soup for you to drink, can I?

Take something, pour it into five large bowls, and be full! Unfortunately, it is soft and full, and after a few hours, I will be hungry, and I will always get up in the middle of the night to pee, and the more I get up at night, the more hungry I am, the more hungry I can't sleep, the more I can't sleep, the more I can't sleep, the more I need to urinate, the more I need to urinate, the more hungry I get, and the more hungry I ......get, the more hungry I get."

"Okay, okay, let's not talk about peeing. ”

Qin Chuan felt that Huang San Mazi's unsolvable death loop could be tongue twisters for a long time, and hurriedly said, "I have a question...... You don't have pockmarks on your face, why do you call you Huangsan pockmarks?"

Huang San Mazi smiled bitterly: "Childe, I won't tell you, my grandfather is Mazi, my father is also Mazi, my missing brother and sister, one is called Huang Mazi, the other is called Huang Er Mazi, when it is my turn to be here, it will naturally become Huang San Mazi...... You also saw it, I'm not a hemp face, let alone pockmarks, not even a mole!"

As soon as they heard Huang San Mazi's explanation, all four of them laughed......

Life is so helpless.

Many things are decided before you are born.

For example, Qin Chuan is destined to be the third young master of the immortal sect, but unfortunately he is a waste wood who cannot practice.

For example, Shen Hongsleeve and Caicai...... Born in the Demon Cult and raised in the Demon Cult, they have no choice.

......

In this way, the four of Qin Chuan stayed at Huang San Mazi's house.

There are only three rooms in the broken thatched hut, Shen Hongsleeve and Caicai live in a slightly larger one, Qin Chuan should have a room with Yu San, but Yu San said that he and 'Brother Huang' hit it off at first sight, and they can live in the same room, and it is easy to talk.

In this way, Qin Chuan can live alone in one room and sleep more comfortably.

Qin Chuan opened his mouth, but in the end he couldn't say the polite words of resignation - seriously, he has some lingering eyes now, sleeping in a room and a bed with him?

Qin Chuan smacked his mouth, only to feel that the pores all over his body contracted.

When he changed his clothes, if Yu San looked at his ass and Ding Ding with the kind of resentful little eyes he had before, then Qin Chuan would probably not be able to lift it in his life, and he would never be able to find a beautiful female monk to be a Taoist couple in the future, and he would be a happy double cultivator.

"It's not fair!" Caicai was the first to protest: "Why can you sleep in one room by one, but we have to squeeze two people into one room?"

"No way, who made me look good. Qin Chuan said without shame and impatience: "The facts are in front of you, there are only three rooms here, if Caicai girl and Shen Hongsleeve Pavilion Master are one room, then the three of us men have to squeeze one, which is obviously not suitable and can't live."

Second, Miss Caicai lives alone, and the Lord of Shen Pavilion is going to squeeze a quilt with one of us...... Of course, I don't mind, I believe San'er and Brother Huang won't mind, even if there are four people sleeping together, everyone takes turns...... Sleep, Brother Huang, do you mind?"

Qin Chuan also changed his words, since Yu San called Huang San Mazi 'Brother Huang', and Yu San was his brother of Qin Chuan, he naturally had to shout Brother Huang too.

Huang San Mazi was about to flow to the ground, and while wiping his mouth, he stammered and said, "I ...... What am I ...... Hey, don't mind!"

Shen Hongsleeve was so angry that a pair of beautiful eyes rolled her eyes-don't mind?

"Of course, if Miss Caicai takes care of her aunt and wants Lord Shen to sleep alone, it's not impossible, so the young master will sacrifice a little, let half of the floor be spread to Miss Caicai, and warm the quilt for you by the way, how about it, this young master is interesting enough, right?" Qin Chuan said.

Huang San Mazi looked at Qin Chuan with a look of adoration.

- This is the object of his worship, what a hegemon among scoundrels!

He couldn't help but give Qin Chuan a thumbs up: High!

'Pong!'

Caicai and Shen Hong ran into their 'bedroom' angrily, slammed the door hard, there was a bang, and the broken wooden door shook a few times, and finally couldn't support it and fell to the ground.

"Look at the good things you've done. Qin Chuan stammered: "As soon as you enter the village, the villagers will suffer...... Are you two Heavenly Evil Lone Star or Broom Star turning around?"

......

......

Qin Chuan, Yu San, and Huang San Mazi glanced at each other, and laughed almost at the same time.

In this way, the four of them lived in Huang San Mazi's house.

The village is not big, and there are usually no outsiders, but this time there are four at once, not to mention, among them, there are two beautiful women who are like flowers and jade, like a big stone thrown into a pool of stagnant water, which instantly set off a big wave in the village.

When I saw the shadows of Caicai and Shen Hongsleeves from afar, I learned that Huang San Mazi could not only get close to the water and get the moon first, but also saw such two big beauties every day, and also got a 'huge amount' of five taels of silver, and more than ten young idlers in the village were about to fall to the ground with greedy eyes.

They really can't figure it out, why doesn't Miss Gongzi from this county town choose a decent family, and prefer to live in the most dilapidated Huang San Mazi house in the whole village?

These men in the village with green eyes are eager to exchange their good houses for the three broken thatched huts of Huang San Mazi.

If you want to change to someone else, maybe you will have to rob people, but Huang San Mazi is the biggest scoundrel in the village, and they don't dare to provoke this lawless guy.

However, since Shen Hongsleeve and Caicai came to the village and lived in Huang San Mazi's house, even the weeds around Huang San Mazi's thatched house have been trampled on.

If they weren't afraid of Qin Chuan, they would have taken action a long time ago to teach these uneducated idlers in the mountains a lesson.