Chapter 46: Funny Fat Rat
Wang Bo swiped the QR code and ID card and entered the exam waiting area. found that there were already many people sitting on the rows of iron chairs waiting, and after thinking about it, Wang Bo chose a position where there were only a few people, after all, Wang Bo didn't know much about the relevant aspects of the exam, and wanted to ask through others.
Unexpectedly, as soon as they sat down, these people immediately stopped discussing and ended the topic, as if Wang Bo would hear something that should not be heard. Even one of them immediately got up and changed positions.
Wang Bo looked confused, he was so unlikable?
Or is there something I don't know about this exam?
Wang Bo, who was bored with himself, smiled helplessly and quietly chose to sit in a remote corner.
Since no one wants to deal with themselves, then they are happy to be pure.
After some self-comfort, Wang Bo's mood really improved a lot, and he no longer continued to be angry. After all, the main purpose of coming here today is to take the Chinese and Western medicine exams, and there is no need to make extraneous complications, so as not to affect major events.
Wang Bo bowed his head and meditated, recalling the traditional Chinese and Western medicine skills that the system had passed on to him.
A man patted Wang Bo on the shoulder and pleaded.
"Brother, seeing that there is no one next to you, I wonder if I can sit next to you?"
Wang Bo looked up and found that it was a fat man, this fat man was very distinctive, with small eyes, big nose and thick lips, horizontal eyebrows, fat face and fleshy face, looking at it was very joyful, and people couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Uhhh I'm sorry, I didn't hold back for a while. ”
After speaking, Wang Bo covered his mouth and was secretly happy, he didn't expect that there was such a person in the world.
It's a pity not to be a comedian, the fat man blinked his eyes and said helplessly.
"Brother, if you want to laugh, just let it go, don't hold back, I'm used to being fat. ”
When Wang Bo heard this, he immediately stopped holding back, laughed for a while, and after laughing, he felt that it was inappropriate, and quickly apologized.
"I'm sorry, brother, I'm really sorry, it's not my brother who mocks you, I can't help it. ”
The fat man waved his hand and said without pretentiousness.
"It's okay! I really don't care, after all, my body is skinny, and my parents don't dare to hurt half of it. The Book of Filial Piety is very good, but unfortunately many people are now obsessed with appearances, and they actually choose plastic surgery, don't you know that this is a big unfilial piety, and it must be fed in ancient times. ”
Wang Bo was very interesting when he heard this fat man, but he didn't expect to be an angry young man.
But what the hell is this?
"Fat brother, what does this mean? Shouldn't it be a head-killing pig cage and a big prison?"
The fat man looked confused.
"Is it so serious in ancient times? I think it's too easy to kill directly, after all, killing people is too cheap, and it's not enough to set an example for chickens and monkeys. I don't believe he's not ashamed to feed, he still has the face to live, right? Only feeding is the best punishment!"
Wang Bole can't do it, this fat man is really happy, and he still says one set of crooked reasoning after another.
But I feel that what I said makes sense, and I can't believe it.
"Fatty, you're such an interesting person. Haha!"
"Brother, don't look at the fat buddy, but the buddy has talent, and the buddy can eat three bowls of rice, ten steamed buns, and two bowls of porridge in one meal. That's just eight points full, do you think brother is talented?"
As soon as these words came out, Wang Bo almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood, you eat a lot and have a hairy relationship with your talent.
Wang Bo looked at this fat man with a look of you teasing me, and the fat man was not ashamed, he regarded this as his worship of himself, and put on a chic show to be cool.
"I've always called you fat, and it's not very appropriate. Let me introduce myself, my name is Wang Bo, what about you? ”
The fat man put on a serious look, but how funny it looks.
Wang Bo couldn't help but laugh, so as not to be embarrassed again.
After all, it is rude to make fun of others because of their appearance.
"Brother Wang, my surname is Xiao Flying Squirrel, and then because of my size, everyone calls me Fat Mouse, you can also call me that. ”
"Fat rat, how do I feel about this name, where have I heard it!"
Wang Bo was a little puzzled, he must have heard it somewhere, but unfortunately he couldn't remember it for a while.
Don't think about it, so as not to cause trouble.
"Fat rat, uh, I'll call you fat!"
"Brother Wang, as long as you like it, you can call it whatever you want. ”
The fat man said with a nonchalant expression.
After all, if there are more lice, he is not afraid of itching, Xiao Fatzi has long been accustomed to the various nicknames given to him by others, and he feels that this is a manifestation of the cordial relationship between his friends and himself.
However, relatively speaking, he prefers to be called a fat man rather than a fat rat. Because the fat man seems more kind, it is much more comfortable to listen to than the fat mouse.
"Brother Wang, which exam are you here to take this time?"
Fat Xiao was very curious.
Wang Bo nodded, controlling his expression.
Others give you the greatest tolerance, which is kindness to friends. But you can't take the tolerance of others as your own pampered capital.
"I took the Chinese and Western medicine exams, not either one, but both. So, fat man, you guessed wrong. ”
The fat man looked excited, as if he had thought of something.
"Brother Wang, it turns out that you are that madman!"
Wang Bo looked confused.
"Fatty, make it clear, what madman?"
The fat man looked like a great god and looked at Wang Bo with adoration.
"Brother Wang, no, great god, you are my idol!"
Wang Bo was even more puzzled, did he do something very bullish? Why did he have this idiot and fat man, and he worshiped himself madly.
"Well, I don't know, fatty, tell me what the hell is going on!"
"Okay, Okami!"
"Uh! Don't call me a god, just call me Brother Wang. ”
"Okay, Okami!"
Wang Bo was speechless, rolled his eyes, and was too lazy to compete with this fat man. The personnel are all spicy, and you have won the chicken for the first place this time
This fat man looks stupider than himself, so don't kill each other.
"Uh, God, it's nothing if you use a lot of money to buy a road, get this internal assessment channel, and be the only one who wants to take the Chinese and Western medicine exams. But you even said that you have excellent medical skills, and the other examinees who participated in the same period are all spicy chickens, and you have decided the first place this time, and others are not qualified to compete with you. ”
Wang Bo looked confused, when did he say such a thing.
"Fuck it, when did I say something like that? Fatty, do you believe me? I really haven't said anything like that, and if I did, I would be a bastard of the turtle. ”
The fat man looked puzzled.
"Brother Wang, since you haven't said such a thing, why are there such rumors? Have you offended anyone, or have you had any conflicts with people recently? ”
Wang Bo thought in his heart, who was so boring that he used this method to target himself, no wonder the vice president admonished himself so much, the feeling was that someone deliberately framed himself and made himself infamous as a madman.
It's really vicious!