Chapter 114: The Frightened Crowd
The people in the pool were so frightened that all the crying fathers and mothers struggled to climb out, and even the onlookers retreated several steps together.
When I got away from the pool and saw Wang Bo inside, my whole body was pitch black at this time, his hair stood upright like a steel needle, and he held up his broken hat, and his body emitted a burst of scorching smell, and black smoke could be clearly seen coming out.
This is really scary, the leakage of electricity on the cliff of the pool, look what this person has become like.
"Damn, this is really electricity!"
"Damn, I'm scared to death of the old lady, if this runs slowly, the cliff will become a roast suckling pig. ”
"Alas, this unfortunate young man can't have been electrocuted, right?"
Auntie, should I cooperate with you? You screamed! You just screamed and no one saved you!
But this special thing is like a villain, this character can't make a cameo. Wang Bo changed direction and walked towards an old couple.
As a result, he didn't take two steps, and was almost sprayed to death by the other party's saliva.
", don't you see my wife and I showing affection?
Gott~ Wang Bo stopped, he still didn't continue, otherwise it would be in vain.
However, this old couple looks to be over half a hundred years old, and their mentality is really good, and they actually show their affection in public, and they are more fun than young primary school students.
Wang Bo can only bless them, there are lovers in the world who will eventually become brothers and sisters!
I hope they can always be like this, and they are the best dog food to be fed.
Wang Bo saw the attitude of the crowd and knew that words had no effect, and it seemed that he still had to wake them up with facts.
About to start, Wang Bo asked the system mother.
"Nan'er, are you sure this suit can prevent electric shock?"
"Host, you can rest assured! The system is produced by a high-quality product. ”
"Nan'er, you really didn't lie to me?"
"Host, what's the good of me lying to you? If the system wants to kill you, it won't save you in the first place, so it's better to leave you to fend for yourself!"
Wang Bo nodded, there is no problem with what he said, and the system really does not need this.
"I know what you're saying, but it still feels like a void for me to go into the water!"
Nan'er was speechless, this host didn't know what was going on, so couldn't he cooperate?
"Host, what's the matter with you? Do you want to continue?"
Wang Bo explained with an embarrassed smile.
"Nan'er, I'm sorry! Actually, I can't swim, I'm a landlubber!"
Nan'er was speechless, what's the use of you talking about this? It's all come to this point, how can you retreat?
"Host, don't worry! This goddess has investigated, and the depth of this pool is less than a meter, at most up to the host's waist, so there will be no danger. ”
Wang Bo was very embarrassed, he was not worried about danger, the main problem was that he had a phobia.
Maybe Nan'er couldn't stand it anymore and secretly borrowed the power of the system, Wang Bo stood by the pool and hesitated, and felt a force coming.
Before he could make any moves, he was hit in the ass.
"Ah" screamed, and then the whole person became a big character, and pounced into the pool with a move to flatten the sand and fall geese.
There was a huge splash of water, wetting several people who were also playing in the water not far away.
"Damn! This Nima's old purple clothes are all wet. ”
"Fake! The old lady's clothes are dewed, what a bastard. ”
As soon as these words came out, a group of wolf friends attracted to watch together, but in the next second, they were frightened!
It turns out that this is not a beauty at all, but a mountain of meat, a giant heavyweight sumo wrestler, and it really hurts to look at it!
The hot pain is my punishment!
Hot wounds, it's abuse of me!
Such a beauty, even if you strip naked, few people want to look at it, right?
Anyway, everyone here turned their heads, afraid of being hurt twice.
Wang Bowei screamed, struggled a few times, and then stood up.
Maintaining a standing posture did not dare to move, mainly for fear of floating.
"Who kicked me?
As a result, the people by the pool and in the pool all looked at the mentally handicapped children with caring eyes, and Wang Bo was embarrassed for a while.
No one came forward, and no one admitted to doing it themselves. After all, it wasn't like no one saw the scene just now.
On the contrary, many people saw it, and in their perspectives, it was clear that the young man jumped up and threw himself into the pool. As a result, he suddenly said that someone kicked him, which is not obvious to open his eyes and tell nonsense.
If this young man wasn't sick, would he ask everyone so much?
Nan'er was speechless, isn't this host here to be funny?
"Host, please start acting as soon as possible, and don't engage in so-called awkward humor, which will only appear retarded. ”
Uh~ Am I really that unbearable?
Wang Bo wants to cry without tears, his image is ruined like this, and it is all tears!
"Nan'er, please turn on my Wumao special effect. ”
"Ding! host, the five-mao special effect is ready, please start your performance. ”
Wang Bo saw that everyone's eyes were still on him, isn't this a little embarrassing, it's quite embarrassing, okay?
Wang Bo pretended to have leg cramps, and then complained.
"Ouch! my leg, my leg has cramps. ”
As he spoke, he was still shaking, but his acting skills were too exaggerated, his expression was not in place, and his language was too pale.
In short, it's just a bad word, Nan'er is speechless.
Host, didn't you just say all the lines well, why did you suddenly act so badly? It couldn't have been on purpose?
Wang Bo looked confused, I deliberately made a wool thread, and I spoke to you, you are not the only one, even if you lose face, you are not afraid, now that you have changed the court, there are really many people watching, can you not be nervous?
Nan'er is also drunk, and there is no one here.
But I still have some doubts, when I took the medical exam, didn't I blow up the sky and slap the audience?
Why did you become so cowardly now, and even said that you were nervous.
Wang Bo played haha, forcibly defended, and seeing that it had no effect, he played a scoundrel.
I'm not a professional theater graduate, how can I be so good!
Besides, I graduated from the same nine-year compulsory education, why are others always so good, but I am such a scumbag?
This only shows one thing, I'm really scum, and the system I got is also scummy, I didn't let myself blow up, I didn't do what I did in the routine novel, I slapped my face everywhere and loaded coins, and my sister paper was all upside down, I was really a big winner in life, and I couldn't breathe.
"Host, you're going to lose this goddess like this. ”
Wang Bo asked curiously.
"What will happen to me if I lose the system?"
"Host, you will explode! If you are completely destroyed, there will be no scum left, let alone reincarnation, and in the moment of explosion, everything will be annihilated. ”
When Wang Bo got this answer, his cheeks twitched, and he had an idea in his heart.
"I'm sorry, Nan Goddess, I'm sorry. I may be drunk, what I just said is drunken jokes, you can't take it seriously!"
Nan'er arrogantly expressed reluctance to forgive and let Wang Bo continue to perform.
Wang Bo saw the expressions of everyone looking at the fool, and black lines appeared on his forehead, but he resisted the impulse in his heart.