Chapter 165: Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump

(Cat flutter Chinese) "Well, since you have said so, how could I refuse your kindness as a kind-hearted and compassionate person?" Zhang Chao said with a smile.

These people don't know what kind of behavior Zhang Chao did when he was on Jiuzhen Peak, but after coming down the mountain, he always met some big people who couldn't be provoked, so he kept converging, and he didn't restrain like himself.

But now the situation is different.

It's someone who wants to beat him, so let's have fun with them!

"Really, Super-Lady Zhang?" the man asked as if he were amnesty.

"Well, I'm talking!" Zhang Chao patted his chest and said, "However, no one will care what I want to do, right?"

"Hey, look at what you said, your status is noble, and you are a guest, no matter what you say, the small one will support you, who dares to care about you!" The subordinate breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Zhang Chao, as long as Zhang Chao does not leave, he will complete the task, according to what the deputy city lord said, it is a great achievement!

"Okay, I usually eat some cattle and sheep and other things, I'm a little tired, I see that there is a red horse in your horse pen, it looks delicious, go and slaughter it for me, make it into horse meat and eat it three!" Zhang Chao waved his hand and licked his lips and said.

"I'll go, you have a good appetite, and you still eat horse meat? and you eat horse meat three times?" the next person was stunned for a moment, but then reacted: "Wait, the red horse you talked about...... Isn't that the one that seems to be bleeding all over its body, and even its fur is red?"

"Yes, yes, it's that one!" Zhang Chao nodded and said, "Go quickly, I'm hungry!"

"This ......" the subordinate showed a difficult color.

That horse wasn't easy.

It was a bloody horse that the deputy city lord had spent countless efforts and tried his best to get his hands on!

This horse can travel thousands of miles every day without getting tired, the real best treasure, the deputy city lord can be said to cherish it in every way, but the lord in front of him, his eyes are really poisonous, and he has fallen in love with this horse?

But you just look at it, you say it's borrowed to ride for a few days, or it doesn't matter if you ask for it directly, but the old gentleman is good, where did such a foodie come from, to eat this BMW, and you have to eat flowers!

"Why? No?" Zhang Chao's eyes widened.

"Okay, why not? As long as you say it, we can do it, and we can't be wrong!" The subordinate had no choice but to smile and turn around to leave.

"By the way, I can remind you first, don't just get some horse meat to fool me, I've eaten the Lord I've seen, I can taste the truth and fake, you know?" Zhang Chao's words almost didn't let the subordinate fall directly to the ground.

He really wanted to get a horse to slaughter and serve this master, but people said they could eat it!

In desperation, he had no choice but to go to the deputy city lord to explain the reason.

"What......? He wants to eat my heart and liver baby?" Hearing this, the deputy city lord almost died of cerebral congestion.

"He also said that real and fake people can taste it in one bite, and the ordinary way of eating it is not good, you have to eat horse meat three times!"

"How do you eat three horse meat?" asked the deputy city lord, suppressing the urge to vomit blood.

"It's horse meat sashimi, braised horse altar meat, and charcoal-grilled horse steak!" The subordinate said Zhang Chao's request.

"This little rabbit cub has a lot of tricks!" the deputy city lord clutched his chest, for fear that he wouldn't be able to breathe.

"Then sir, shall we do it or ......," the servant asked tentatively.

"Do it! He can do whatever he wants!" the deputy city lord was dripping blood in his heart, and his teeth were about to be crushed, almost squeezing out of his teeth.

The subordinate received the order and hurriedly ran down to do it.

The deputy city lord was crooked in his chair, panting heavily.

He was really distressed.

"Isn't it just a bloody horse? Lao Tzu will feed him today! It won't take long, it's only half a month, I don't believe that you Zhang Chao can turn the sky upside down, as long as the time is ripe, the day you die will be the moment when Lao Tzu will gain immortality!" He trembled, his face was pale, his lips were a little purple, and he said viciously......

......

About half an hour later, Zhang Chao's 'horse meat three eats' was served in a delicate container and sent to the room by the subordinates.

The butler-like servant waited beside him with a smile on his face.

After tasting each of them, Zhang Chao frowned and put his chopsticks down.

"What's the matter, my lord, this is exactly what you asked, it's definitely the bloody horse, if you don't believe it, you can go to the back kitchen, the horseskin is still hanging on the pole!" said the servant, hurrying to the side.

"Hmm......" Zhang Chao responded, and then muttered in a low voice: "It turns out that horse meat is such a taste, it's not very good, and horse meat is eaten three times, especially the meat of sweat and blood BMW tastes the best, I was fucking fooled by that old thing of the master, this can also be called delicious in the world?"

When the subordinate next to him heard this, he almost didn't kneel down directly.

Okay, I haven't eaten this living father, and today is the first time?

It's like an expert, isn't he being cheated?

"Okay, let's give it to everyone to taste, especially for the deputy city lord to get more, after all, it's his horse, eat it in the stomach, and it can be regarded as a thought in the future!" Zhang Chao waved his hand.

"Uh, thoughts?" The corners of the subordinate's eyes twitched a few times, and when he ate it in his stomach, didn't it become?

How did it become a thought?

Is it possible that you have to take out the and put it in a jade box, and burn some paper on the jade box during the New Year's festival or something?

In short, everyone retreated.

Zhang Chao casually pulled a straw stalk and picked his teeth, and then just walked towards the bed.

"Huh?" he immediately noticed that there was something on the bed!

Raising his hand, he took out a letter from the crack in the bed board!

There are only four words in the letter: danger, go quickly.

"Who gave me the letter? Is this a reminder that I should not stay here for a long time, and I must leave as soon as possible?" Zhang Chao raised his eyebrows, and directly shook the letter with Yuan Li in his hand, shattering the letter.

"It's interesting, the more this happens, the more I can't go, I really want to see what is famous here!"

"I've been nervous for two years, just let me relax!" Zhang Chao stretched and muttered to himself.

Counting up, the current Zhang Chao is only eighteen years old at most, and he still retains the child's heart.

Starting today, the entire City Lord's Mansion will usher in a nightmare.

First, the two big wolf dogs in the nursing home were lost, and then someone quickly discovered that Zhang Chao had set up a stove in the backyard and was barbecuing dog meat.

Immediately after, several precious thousand-feathered chickens also disappeared, and chicken feathers and bones were found all over the ground.

Subsequently, the guards of the entire City Lord's Mansion collectively had diarrhea, and it was dark, and a few of them who were directly pulled fainted from dehydration.

Some of the women in the city lord's house said that someone knocked on their door when they were sleeping in the middle of the night, but when they opened it, they found no one.

The most important thing is that if it were once or twice, it would be just a knock every half an hour, so that they didn't sleep well for several nights in a row.

The guards were all sick and couldn't come to patrol, and they complained for a while.

This kind of thing has been going on for a week.

Zhang Chao also felt bored.

He made such a fuss, and the deputy city lord knew that it was all his own prank, but he didn't say a word, every time he saw him, he would shush and ask for warmth with a smile on his face, and said that the investigation was hard and he needed to rest more.

I didn't investigate the case at all!

After pondering for a long time, Zhang Chao decided to escalate the prank.

This time, the city lord's mansion is really chaotic.

The guards who had just stopped having diarrhea and had finally recovered a little of their spirit were forcibly pulled by Zhang Chao, all of them changed into women's clothes, and twisted Yangge next to the fish pond in the house.

It is also called a killer who paralyzes hidden in the shadows.

Then Zhang Chao didn't know where to get a few charms, and asked those literate people in the mansion to cut yellow paper, write them one by one, and then paste them all over the city lord's mansion, saying that they were used to drive away the ghosts and prevent those murderous ghosts from coming back.

For a while, the city lord's mansion was stirred up by Zhang Chao, and everyone mentioned that Zhang Chao had changed color, and he hated it so much.

Zhang Chao's tricks are also endless, almost whimsical, asking people to dig a pit every half a foot in the backyard, and then catch a large number of chickens, ducks, geese and dogs and bury them in the pit, only one head is exposed, and people take turns to water these heads in shifts every day.

This time, someone asked him why he did this, and he simply didn't bother to think about it, and told him directly: "Play, I want to see if these animals can feed like planting trees!"

Who believes it?

Unless it's crazy!

Why is he trying to change the attributes of other people's species?

But even if it's so tossed and messed around, the deputy city lord will endure it all!

He couldn't bear it, this was an order from above, even if it was completely demolished by this Zhang Chao, he had to accompany the smiling face, and give a thumbs up to praise: The demolition is good!

But Zhang Chao is not messing around all the time, he is always looking for any clues.

However, these days, let alone the Shadow Group, even the assassin who sneaked up on him that night, and the two mysterious black-robed men have never appeared again.

Finally, after twelve days of fooling around, at noon that day, Zhang Chao had just had lunch, and wandered around the house with a grass stalk in his mouth, to see if he could find any fun.

As a result, I wandered around and came to the goldfish pond in the back garden.

He has been here for a while now, and he is dancing here with the escort team.

But this time, when he came here, when he was bored, he looked at the goldfish swimming in the pond, and suddenly his expression moved.

Wrong!

These fish look the same as usual, but if you look closely, there is a problem.

Generally speaking, in the eyes of anyone, just a casual glance at the ornamental fish in the pond, no one will care too much, after all, the goldfish basically looks the same in the eyes of people, nothing more than the ring fat and thin, or the color of the scales on the body is a little different.

However, except for the fish farmers themselves, no one else will pay attention to these details, unless it is a real idle egg pain.

But Zhang Chao is a little special, he is just one of these egg-hurting idlers......

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