Chapter 206: Beng Niang is beautiful
Nightingale's withering aurora is somewhat difficult to deal with mortal firearms, after all, the withering stone has no power to resist those firearms, and the sharkskin-like tights on the nightingale are not strong against bullets and other attacks, but when encountering this kind of guy who relies on the power of life to act, the nightingale can show his most powerful side.
I saw a faint withered luster flashing on the claws of the nightingale mecha, and then grabbed the claws of the hand, and divided the cut lotus leaf and the biting koi into several pieces, and then the nightingale continued to urge the withering aurora to shoot into the pond in cold blood.
In this way, the existence that had stirred up the storm in the pool was furious, and the surging water suddenly subsided, and everything seemed to be quiet again, but everyone knew that this was the calm before the storm.
With a bang, the water exploded, and a middle-aged woman flew out of it and stepped on the waves.
This woman has a fair and round complexion, combed a high bun, a red silk on her shoulders, a goose-yellow narrow-sleeved short shirt, an emerald green floor-length skirt, a red belt hanging from her waist, and most of her snow-white soft and tender breasts are exposed, which is tightened by the bandeau and the so-called "pink breasts and half conceal the dark snow" on this chest has been the best interpretation.
Even Zheng Xian, who doesn't know much about clothing culture, knows that this is the style of a Tang lady.
It is calculated that King Cao was a figure thousands of years ago, and he should be in a certain period of the Tang Dynasty.
Swimming fish jumped out of the water one after another, these swimming fish twisted their bodies in the air, and then transformed into a maid, one by one, with evil in their eyes, and some turtle spirit frogs drilled out, turned into a golden armor soldier, mighty and extraordinary.
"Who are you guys, messing around here in this palace?"
Zheng Xian looked this lady up and down, good-looking, durable, the more she looked at it, the more she felt dignified and generous, and she had the kind of noble momentum that a mother had in the world. This is not something that ordinary beings can show. This beauty exudes a thrilling and unstoppable desire!
Those shrimp, soldiers, crabs, and koi maids are all majestic and delicate.
What Zheng Xian didn't know was that one of these was a thousand-year-old monster, otherwise how could he transform into a human form?
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"Let's go, I'm hungry. ”
The crazy monk walked unhurriedly, which made Long Aotian, whose stomach gurgled non-stop.
Long Aotian couldn't stop urging.
The mad monk laughed and said, "Why are you still hungry when you're dead?"
Long Aotian frowned and said, "Where do I know the Dao, don't you have to eat if you die?"
The mad monk shook his head and said, "You need to eat, and you have to eat more to get it, the soul is like the body, if you don't eat, it won't take long for you to lose your mobility, and if you don't eat it, you will starve to death." ”
Long Aotian said: "Yes, I feel like I'm going to starve to death now, and the dead can die again?"
The mad Arhat nodded and said: "Of course, since people have a physical body and a divine soul, they naturally have to die twice, and if the physical body dies, the divine soul will come out, and if the divine soul dies, it will be extinguished, and everything is impermanent." ”
Long Aotian clutched his stomach and said urgently: "Then why don't you find something to eat?"
The mad monk looked at Long Aotian with a wicked smile on his face, and said, "Then do you know what you want to eat?"
Long Aotian couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, he only felt hungry and had to eat, but when you asked him what he wanted to eat, he really couldn't say anything, the original roast chicken and goose braised pork that made him hungry now have no feeling, even if they are sent to his mouth, he is too lazy to eat, not to mention that he can't eat these things in his mouth at all.
"What to eat?"
The mad arhat smiled and stretched out his hand, waving at a hungry bird flying in the air.
The bird that was walking in the cold wind immediately flew towards the mad monk as if it had fallen into an evil spirit, and landed in the palm of the mad arhat with two fluttering wings, dumbfounded.
The mad arhat smiled, reached out and pinched the neck of the bird, and gently tugged at it, and the bird suddenly fell back into the palm of the mad arhat, and immediately lost his breath.
And between the fingers of the mad monk was a bird with a faint color that was constantly fluttering.
The mad monk pulled out the bird's soul alive.
"No, let's eat!"
The mad Arhat sent the bird-finch spirit that fluttered endlessly in the palm of his hand to Long Aotian.
Long Aotian was stunned, blinked, looked at the dead bird corpse, and then looked at the bald head of the mad monk, and said with puzzlement: "Aren't you a monk?
The mad arhat smiled and said, "Who said that monks don't kill?"
Long Aotian said in surprise: "It's all played like this on TV." ”
The mad arhat touched his chin, "You're talking about the kind of square box where someone is in it, right? It's all made up, that thing can be trusted, and the sow will go up the tree." ”
Long Aotian stole chickens and dogs to slaughter and eat in the village, and also glued sparrows with bird nets, this thing was haired, cleaned up, and fried in oil, the taste was absolutely the most beautiful in the world.
It's because there is no ambiguity about the birds and sparrows to eat, anyway, if you are hungry, you have to eat, and if you don't eat, you will starve yourself to death, isn't it sick?
Long Aotian took the bird's soul, this bird fluttered in his hands, the force was not small, in the hands of the crazy Arhat, as if it was covered by a net, in the hands of Long Aotian, it really flew away without grabbing it.
Speaking of which, this lively and jumping thing is really not easy to eat, Long Aotian glanced at the crazy Arhat, and the crazy Arhat waited for him to say it with interest.
Long Aotian naturally couldn't show weakness, and put the bird's soul in his hand, pressed it, and ignored the bird's cry of pain, and then threw it into his mouth.
As soon as he buzzed, Long Aotian felt a supreme delicacy bloom between his lips and teeth, flowing through every corner of his soul in an instant.
Thousands of flowers bloom together.
Then Long Aotian felt that he had swelled, this expansion was not an expansion in volume, but a fullness in his soul, the size of his divine soul had not changed, but it was stronger.
Long Aotian was extremely surprised, he had never eaten this delicacy in his life.
"Hehe, it's delicious, isn't it? If you want to grow, you have to eat your soul, the more you eat, the more powerful it is, but the general soul is limited in size, you can't eat much of it, the more you eat, the more impurities in the soul, over time, the soul will split, lose your original consciousness, and become a devil monster, you now have an extra bird's soul in your soul, do you think you have changed?"
Long Aotian frowned and thought about it, and then said, "I always feel itchy now, I want to shake it a few times, and I really want to eat insects." ”
"That's right, that's right, you have to find a way to suppress this idea of the bird's soul, if you can't suppress it, the bird's soul will dominate your soul, and when the time comes, it will be your soul that will be eaten, not the bird's soul. ”
"Wait, what are you talking about?, why do I sound a little messy?" asked Long Aotian by shaking his arm unnaturally and knocking his head.
The mad monk Ha Luha smiled and said, "The bird and the bird spirit are still simple, and I will take you to eat more interesting things later." ”
"What's it?
The mad monk smiled and said, "It's very delicious, people!"
"Huh?"
At this time, several military vehicles rushed over in the distance, and Long Aotian hurriedly hid on the side of the road, only to find that the mad monk was still standing in the middle of the road.
Seeing that the military vehicle on the opposite side was extremely fast, Long Aotian hurriedly shouted: "Come here, don't let the car run over to death." ”
Before his words fell, the military vehicle had already crashed into the body of the mad monk and the sinister, and Long Aotian was so frightened that he covered his eyes.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that the mad Arhat was still standing in the middle of the road, with nothing to do, and the military vehicle had already galloped past.
Long Ao Angel rubbed his eyes vigorously, with a shocked expression, not knowing why.
The mad monk walked over and knocked Long Aotian's head hard and said, "You are already dead, what car are you afraid of?"
Long Aotian suddenly realized, yes, he has become a ghost now, the ghost on TV can even pass through the wall, and the car naturally can't overwhelm him.
However, Long Aotian was not happy at all.
At this time, the front arrived at Caojia Village.
Caojia Village was empty, and there was no one.
Long Aotian ran to Cao Ni's house, there was still no one here, and Long Aotian walked out with a depressed face.
Crazy Luohan said: "Boy, are you still worried about Cao Ni?"
Long Aotian sighed and said, "I'm dead now, I wanted to see her again, but the whole village is gone." I had to find a way to tell him that I would be back in sixteen years, and that I would have to marry her for the rest of my life. ”
Luohan shook his head and said: "You kid really don't know how to be blessed in the blessings, you already have a beautiful wife, and hundreds of favorite concubines, what little girl do you still think about that hasn't grown?"
Yes?
When Long Aotian heard this, he swept away his frustration and said strangely: "Where did I get my wife? Why don't I know what is a favorite concubine? Can I eat it?"
The crazy Arhat ignored the question behind and said: "Of course there is, in that Cao Tomb, let me tell you directly, your kid is the reincarnation of the Lord of Cao Tomb, the soul of King Cao, but your current memory is still sealed in the dust, once the memory is restored, you have no physical support, you will immediately be submerged by the memory, disintegrated and invisible." In the Cao Tomb, there is your King and Queen Cao, who has been waiting for you in the Cao Tomb for a thousand years. It's very infatuated. ”
Long Aotian was dumbfounded, I have to say that this Long Aotian's nerves are absolutely big, far beyond the reach of others, what he was entangled with was not the question of being King Cao, but shaking his head again and again, "A thousand years? How old is that woman? Can you be my great-grandmother? Not so old that her tits are hanging to the ground? How can I have my Cao Ni? Young and beautiful, I peeked at her bathing, that figure ...... Why am I talking to you monk, in short, a thousand-year-old monster, don't kill me!"
The crazy Arhat knocked Long Aotian on the head and said: "Fool, don't open your mind, the mussel girl in Cao's tomb is as beautiful as a fairy, her existence, what traces can the years leave on her, she is definitely a rare beauty in the world, for the past thousand years, I have lived by her clear water lake, how have I ever seen her have changed in the slightest? I don't believe you ask sinister, is Beng Niang beautiful?" Hearing Long Aotian say that Beng Niang is not beautiful, don't want Beng Niang, crazy Luohan seems to be very angry.
The sinister who had been silent all the time as if it didn't exist turned around at this time and nodded again and again: "Beautiful, very beautiful, I live by the lake with the master, I really don't see the Beng Niang a little old, but she is getting more and more beautiful, you kid has definitely picked up a big bargain." ”
"That's it, now I'll show you Beng Niang anything!" said the crazy Arhat stretched out his hand and drew a circle in the air, and then wiped it with his hand, as if a mirror appeared in the air, and a graceful and elegant woman appeared in it, this woman was dignified and virtuous, looked atmospheric and beautiful, and was really a first-class beautiful woman.
As soon as Long Aotian saw this mussel girl, the whole person was deeply immersed in it, saliva flowed out, and he subconsciously wiped it.
The mad Arhat stretched out his hand and poked at the image in the air like a bubble.
"Boy, I told you, do you still miss that Cao Ni now?" asked the mad Arhat with a smile.
Long Aotian wiped his saliva on the clothes on his chest, and said with a light in his eyes: "I want this mussel girl and Cao Ni." "Long Aotian is really a flowery guy who eats all ages and never lets go.
Then Long Aotian suddenly remembered something, and a pair of eyes looked at the mad Arhat with hesitation.
"A thousand years, you stayed with my wife for a thousand years?"
The mad Arhat was stunned for a moment, and then folded his hands, his face was solemn, like a monk who had attained the Tao, and said: "To be a teacher is a person with six pure roots, to realize the truth with one mind, and to realize the Buddha's fruit, how can there be any crooked heart? Apprentice, you look at it like this, and you are very sad to be a teacher!"
Long Aotian immediately looked at the sinister monk, he also lived next to Beng Niang, it seems that he has been hundreds of years, this old farmer-like monk has always had a bitter gourd face, but when he praised Beng Niang just now, it seemed that his eyebrows were dancing, it was really suspicious!
The sinister also folded his hands and put on a bitter melon face and said: "Senior brother, senior brother, since my wife died, I have no interest in women anymore!"
Long Aotian reached out and touched his head, then put his hand in front of his eyes to take a look, it didn't change color, but he always felt that something was wrong!
Look at these two monks again, they are really evil, obscene and obscene, and they don't look like good people!