Seeing that everyone was gossiping and talking endlessly, even Dou E did not wronged herself, and if she didn't clear her grievances, she was going to the police station, Wang Bo had to shout.

"Stop, shut up and listen to me!"

"I'm not a, don't wronged good people!"

I've never seen anyone so brazen.

"Scum, scumbag, don't think that if you are loud, you can mess around and cover up the truth!"

"That's right, you're a big pervert!"

"Don't try to quibble, the eyes of the masses are bright!"

Poof~ Wang Bo had the urge to vomit blood and die.

But this has not cleared up the grievances, and it is really unwilling!

"Shut up for me, labor and management are monks, how can the four big ones be faggots?"

Everyone was stunned at first, and then they were scolding, and the words of some passengers were really not suitable for children to hear.

The person with the child hurriedly covered the child's ears so as not to be taught badly to the child.

The flowers of the motherland cannot be destroyed by foul language.

Fortunately, not everyone did not understand the reason, and the driver said a fair word.

"Then I'm not going to be biased for the time being, young man, you need to prove your identity to everyone, as long as everyone agrees, I won't continue to go to the police station, how about it?"

Wang Bo was moved and wanted to cry, but finally someone said a fair word, and he would not be bombarded with words and vomit blood and die.

"If I say I'm a monk, you won't believe it, will you?"

Everyone looked disdainful, and some people were full of curiosity, or gossip was more appropriate, after all, it was not a big deal to watch the excitement, anyway, the journey was boring!

"Yes, you're just talking about a lot of nonsense, and we don't believe it!"

"Scum, you still admit it! Confess leniently, resist strictly. ”

Wang Bo suppressed his anger, he couldn't compete with mortals, he was an existence that would become a god in the future.

"Do you know how Dou E died?"

"How else can you die?"

"Could it be that the snow froze to death in June?"

"No, I guess he was beheaded. ”

Wang Bo looked confused, why didn't he cooperate a little, how could I pick it up?

"Ahem~ Everyone, I'm more wronged than Dou E!"

"What? scum, don't try to quibble, hurry up and prove your identity!"

"Yes, yes, take out your ID card!"

"There should be a fake ID card, right? ID card is definitely not enough, you must take out your birth certificate, household registration booklet, ID card, student ID, graduation certificate, marriage certificate, health certificate, medical certificate, driver's license, in short, all the certificates related to you, and then prove your identity!"

Wang Bo was stunned, buddy, are you talking about cross talk? Say so many testimonials in one breath, without panting, it's really amazing!

If you participate in Huaxia good cross talk, the champion of the cliff!

"Dude, you mean cross talk, right?"

"That's right, I'm Guo's anus, a cross talk actor!"

Bang Bang Bang ~

Unexpectedly, this person is quite famous, and everyone applauded together!

After enjoying everyone's applause, Guo's anus waved his hand downward, signaling everyone to be quiet.

"Thank you for your support and love, if you have time, you will go to my theater to cheer, and I will give you a 20% discount. ”

When Wang Bo heard that this person was really talking about cross talk, he couldn't help but be very interested.

"Dude, then I'll go to your troupe, how much discount will you give me?"

Guo's anus rolled his eyes and squinted at Wang Bodao.

"I'll give you free, how about it?"

Wang Bo was amused when he heard it, this feeling is good! It seems that he is quite attractive, and he treats himself so favorably.

"Thanks, buddy, you're such a nice guy!"

Guo's anal voice changed and interrupted.

"Stop, I'm not done yet! I can get this fee for free, but I still have to pay for this discount. ”

It's all free, so why do you want to discount it?

Wang Bo looked confused and asked a little puzzled.

"Dude, aren't you all free? Why do you have to get a discount?"

Not only Wang Bo was puzzled, but also the people next to him, especially the group of flower guardian angels, were also puzzled.

Guo's anus came with a smile from Guo's Mona Lisa, and then said to everyone.

"I've said it all, there is no charge, but it has to be discounted!"

Seeing that everyone was still puzzled, Guo's anus had to continue to explain.

"It's literal, discounted! ”

Are you sick?

Wang Bo said beer in his heart, don't think that you are talking about cross talk, I can't talk about you, you can bully people casually, and if you provoke me, I will spray you to death with spit!

Hearing Guo's anal explanation, everyone laughed out loud, admiring the cross talk actor is interesting, but leaving Wang Bo alone with a black face, it's not embarrassing!

"That anal, you're too much!"

Wang Bo faced Guo's anal canal and treated his people in the same way.

But his level is much worse, and he just replaced his buddy with a homophonic anal.

Guo's anus darkened his face, revealing a Mona Lisa smile, ready to open his mouth to announce the name of the dish.

What the heck?

Uh~ It is a self-written, self-directed, and self-acting cross talk joke from Guo's strongest super cowhide sass, invincible in the world, and no dirty words!

Wang Bo felt so small for a moment, and there was a fear that he would be scared to death.

At this time, the driver's words saved Wang Bo from danger. At that moment, Wang Bo felt that a catastrophe was coming, and he had the urge to kneel.

"Young man, aren't you going to prove your identity? After the cross ahead, we are only one street away from the Municipal Public Security Bureau. ”

Fuck, why did your sister still drive the car to the Public Security Bureau.

Wang Bo has the urge to vomit blood, this disagreement with the car to the police station, the driver master, you are too willful, right?

The bus was full of passengers, and they bullied me as a monk.

System Niang Nan'er jumped out and interjected.

"Host, you're so stupid, can't you return to the main line, do a good job, and experience the growth experience of Jigong Living Buddha?"

Uh~ I really don't have a backache when I stand and talk, you have the ability to try it, it's very difficult from my point of view!

Wang Bo apologized to Nan'er in his heart, and then hurriedly explained, otherwise he would really go to the police station to explain.

"Master, don't be impulsive! I'm a good person, not a pervert, and I'm not a faggot. ”

The driver looked back and gestured to continue, saying that he was not very satisfied with the answer so far.

After all, the bad guy won't say that he is a bad guy, and it's impossible to clear his name just by a few words.

"Guys, look at my outfit, do you notice?"

"Beggar's suit? No, is it ......?"

"It's Kauspree, right, yes!"

"Could it be that we really blame you?"

Hearing this, Wang Bo felt that there was a play, and someone finally defended himself, and he was really wronged. But another person's words made him feel the urge to incarnate as the Hulk and beat the whole world.

"I don't feel like a pervert either, but his weird outfit can't be a snake spirit, right?"

"I think it's very possible, call the second courtyard quickly and see where it came from!"