Chapter 66: Three Steps to Road Play
Baili Hanyuan figured out the meaning of gold, wood, water and fire, and the moat changed the way, and the cloud ditch, which was almost destroyed, had been left behind, and she was happy in her heart.
"I've finally gotten over a hurdle. ”
Before Baili Hanyuan could say anything to herself, someone chattered.
"You're wrong!"
"You're mistaken!"
"You're wrong!"
"You're mistaken!"
"You're wrong, you're wrong!"
"You're wrong!"
Baili Hanyuan had just floated across the cloud ditch, and she was glad that she was able to pass a hurdle so quickly, but she encountered two smiling people blocking her way.
It's a strange two person, they don't get tired of talking, their tone is smooth but not impatient, and they still say some simple sentences.
What's even stranger about these two people is that they look exactly the same, a pair of Yali faces, the difference is that one is small at the top and big at the bottom, which is a positive Yali face, and the other is big at the top and small at the bottom, hanging upside down Yali face.
"Girl, go this way!"
"Girl, go this way!"
The two Yali competed to show Baili Hanyuan, and in front of them were three roads, left and right, vertical and middle, and they each pointed to the left and right.
"You're wrong, girl, go this way!"
"You're mistaken, girl, go this way!"
"You're wrong, girl, go this way!"
"You're mistaken, girl, go this way!"
"You're wrong, girl, go this way!"
"You're mistaken, girl, go this way!"
The two of them chattered and talked to themselves, and they didn't look at Baili Hanyuan's reaction, but Baili Hanyuan stepped forward, but they blocked the way.
"Two seniors, will you give way?"
"You're wrong!"
"You're mistaken!"
This time, it was not that they were arguing with each other, but that they were serious and unanimously saying this to Baili Hanyuan, and their voices were raised, and there was a vague unquestionable tone.
Baili Hanyuan thought, there are also such unclear people in this immortal realm, how they were created, or bubbling in such a sacred place at the feet of the Emperor of Heaven.
"Senior, what's this place up there?"
"You're wrong!
"You're mistaken!
It turns out that they also know that this is where the office of the Emperor of Heaven is located, and it is not a person who is indistinguishable, and they repeatedly emphasize that you are wrong, you are wrong, it may be an idiomatic word, which does not contain any meaning, if some people like to use "then" and "then" to connect the next sentence when they speak.
Baili Hanyuan is now going to rush to see the Emperor of Heaven, and it has been delayed for some time to cross the cloud ditch, and if she continues to stir up with these two Yali Hu here, this third appointment with the Emperor of Heaven may have to be in vain again.
Baili Hanyuan was anxious in her heart, but what was the use of being in a hurry, she couldn't pull the two Yali pears to both sides and "stay on the side" and go, just take care of herself, in case these two Yali pears are the emperor's closest relatives and friends, and the emperor didn't see it, and offended the people he cared about, isn't this worth the loss.
"Two seniors, who is in the Nine Heavens Treasure Palace?"
Probe the wind first, and you may be able to hear their relationship with the Emperor of Heaven.
"You're wrong!
"You're mistaken!
Calling the Emperor of Heaven a big child and a big baby, this is amazing, at least it is the figure of the Emperor's grandfather, such an intimate title, it is an ordinary person who does not dare to export.
"You're twin brothers, aren't you?"
Let's get close to them first, and then think about how to get rid of their entanglement.
"How do you know?"
"How do you know?"
It seems that it is right to be blind, and it is really strange that twin brothers look like this.
"You should be the elder brother?"
Baili Hanyuan thought that the one with a long upper and small lower and a positive Yali pear face should have been born first.
"How do you know? I'm wrong. ”
"Don't guess you're his brother. ”
"How do you know? I was mistaken. ”
It turns out that this twin brother is a mistake, it's so funny, use the mistake as a name.
Don't say it, this is the same as peace, joy, and reunion.
"The two brothers should be the easiest people to work together, can you tell me together how to go up the mountain?"
"Wrong way!"
"Misguided!"
It turned out that the brother was wrong, and the brother was wrong, but now they are humble to each other, and give them such a toss, Baili Hanyuan really doesn't know which way to go up the mountain.
Isn't this a waste of time?
Baili Hanyuan took advantage of the fact that the brothers were not paying attention, and quickly inserted it from the middle and walked up. Before they could float a foot away, the brothers were in front of them again, and the speed was lightning fast, and it was absolutely imperceptible that they were moving.
"You're wrong!
"You're mistaken!
"Say it together!"
"Go this way!"
Baili Hanyuan suddenly shouted, which stunned the brothers for a moment, but the brothers pointed to the road to the right at the same time, and did not talk about idioms anymore.
"Haha, hahaha! Patience is limited, it's a pity!"
The brothers turned into two light smokes, one blue and one blue, laughed and floated away, and there was a chatter of "you are wrong!" and "you are wrong!" in the distance.
Seeing that the Emperor of Heaven had crossed the dangerous road and the cloud ditch, he also came to the two Yali to conduct a patience test, which was not a bit of a child's game of hide and seek, but they turned into light smoke and drifted away, how could such a high-ranking person make such a low-level move.
Boring!
"I'm the one who opened it!"
"This tree is my carry!"
"If you want to live from now on!"
"Leave the money to buy the road!"
Baili Hanyuan's heart fluttered quickly, and just turned a mountain beam to come under a few ancient trees, and suddenly two fierce faces, one black and one red, appeared from behind the trees and blocked the way.
The exit is the term of the green forest robbery dart, in this heaven, especially at the feet of the emperor of heaven, how can there be such a strange thing that spoils the scenery, which makes Baili Hanyuan not laugh, just now there is a two Yali who wants to be funny and not funny to show the way, and now what kind of roadblock robbery game is playing, is the fairy world such an IQ.
"Yo, how dare you float by?"
With a hula, the red-faced man's tiger head knife brushed under Baili Hanyuan's nose, if it weren't for the fact that there was a leak and two leaks, Baili Hanyuan's straight little nose would have disappeared, and Baili Hanyuan was scared to flash back.
"No, you dare to do it on my way?"
The black-faced man's words seemed to be aimed at the red-faced man, but the Fang Tian halberd in his hand stabbed behind Baili Hanyuan, if it weren't for Baili Hanyuan feeling the wind behind him and dodging sideways, there might already be two holes in his back, whether it was resurrected without flesh and blood as before, it is unknown.
"I planted this tree!"
"I'm the one who opened it!"
The red and black men left Baili Hanyuan, and they played angrily there.
You guys play, I Baili Hanyuan has no time to play with you, even if I want to play with you, what tricks can I use, I can't use the ghost power and Xuanhuo Gong at the feet of the Emperor of Heaven in broad daylight, then it will just be true, so as to destroy my glorious image in front of the Emperor of Heaven.
The little girl not only plays ghost skills, but also has a body of magic.
Do you know what the Emperor of Heaven will think, go! Those who have something to do with the devil don't have to pretend to be innocent here.
"How can it be!"
"How dare you ignore it!"
Baili Hanyuan suddenly felt that the sword behind him was strong, and he dodged on his side, but the person did not stand firmly, the tip of the halberd had reached his chest, and he hurriedly shouted that the sword was in his hand, blocking the halberd thorn, and the red and black men still attacked one after the other.
Now Baili Hanyuan doesn't dare to think about it, looking at their moves is not to play fancy knife halberd with you, to attack lethally, this is not a rehearsal stage play, wait for you to pose and come again, a little careless, either missing arms and legs, or becoming a hornet's nest.
Fortunately, Baili Hanyuan has more or less been able to cope with the master after several duels, jumping and moving, dodging and being hit.
Look at the two biao men in front of me who don't mean to relax their attacks in a short time, and if you continue to play with them, you will be able to get out in the Year of the Monkey, but I have to rush to see my sweetheart.
"Pause!"
Baili Hanyuan jumped out of the battle first with a leap upward.
"Why are you doing that?"
"If you want to live from now on!"
"Leave the money to buy the road!"
"I'm a poor penniless student. ”
"Hahaha, don't play, your skills are not good!"
"Hahaha, don't play anymore, slow to respond!"
The red and black men laughed and finished speaking, riding an eagle and flying away, this tree was planted by me, this road was opened by me, and they sang like a ballad, and the rough voice floated from the air.
For some reason, I came here for no reason to play a roadblock robbery with me, and I had to slander people a few words before leaving.
Bored!
"Why do I block the aisle!"
"Why are you blocking me from walking down the aisle!"
Baili Hanyuan hurriedly floated, looked up, and finally could see the corner of the cornices of the Nine Heavens Treasure Palace, but blocked the way for the two fat sisters-in-law.
You will know if the two of them are fat or not, passing by a roadside is a giant kitchen knife rock and a mountain composed of a nearly two-meter-wide passage, the two of them stood face to face and blocked the road, it can really be said that even a kitten can't slip over.
"I said, can the two seniors let you go down?"
"Girl, you're just in time. ”
The fat sister-in-law who was facing Baili Hanyuan's big butt heard Baili Hanyuan speak, and the person didn't move the nest, and as soon as she stretched out her hand, she carried Baili Hanyuan into the middle of the two of them, Baili Hanyuan was sandwiched in the middle like a small sausage, and the shape of the three people was a hot dog.
The taste of being caught between people and people is really uncomfortable, especially the smell of sauerkraut jars emanating from the left and right human bodies is really unbearable, no wonder the Vulcan Scourge will say that people who have not bathed for hundreds of years still go in and out of the heavenly court.
"Why are you two?"
"I came up and passed by, and she stopped me in my way. ”
"I passed by from below, and she blocked me in my way. ”
"Do you have to judge me first?"
"Do you have to judge me first?"
"Up first, up and down, up and down, up is first!"
"First down, first down and then up, it's common sense!"
"Go first!"
"Go first!"
The two fat sisters-in-law had to push their stomachs forward every time they said a word, trying to push each other out of the aisle, their tonnage can move each other at all, without hundreds of kilograms of impact, it is simply like smashing the stone door frame with eggs.
This is a bitter Baili Hanyuan sandwiched in the middle, every time they top it, they feel that their five organs and six organs are about to be crushed, and they can hear the clicking sound of their bones and joints, and when they finish their words, Baili Hanyuan is already sweating.
"I mean, can't you give in to each other?"
"Why did I come up first?"
"Why did you let me come down first?"
"Why should I let me do it?"
"Why should I be justified?"
It was another squeeze like a tiger's table, Baili Hanyuan didn't dare to open her mouth anymore, if she wanted to educate these two fat sisters-in-law to be reasonable people, she might have already become a tofu skin.
Helpless!
Think about it, how can I get out of this embarrassing predicament.