Chapter 14: Studying Medicine
The moment the waiter Xiao Wang knocked open the door of the barricade room, he was stunned!
The picture is so beautiful that he is a little afraid to look at it directly!
I saw Chen Fu sitting on the toilet, his pants drooping below his knees, revealing his white and chubby thighs, and his hands on his knees. The huge skull hangs low on the chest, and every time you snore and inhale, the head lifts up slightly, and every time you exhale, the head falls deep into the chest again.
Xiao Wang has been a waiter for four years, and it is the first time he has encountered such a strange customer, and he instantly thought of Zhu Bajie who secretly drank watermelon in the cartoon. He forcibly held back the smile in his heart, touched Chen Fu with his hand slightly, and said softly: "Sir, sir, are you okay?"
Chen Fu raised his head, shook it vigorously twice, and said blankly: "What are you doing ?????? Who ????? who let you in?????? in? Beware of me????? I will sue you for indecent assault when ?????? beware! Get out ?????!"
This guy's brain is really confused, and he only thinks about how to not pay the bill, and he forgets to ask the waiter who stayed in the room if he is still there!
Xiao Wang, the young waiter, almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood sprayed on Chen Fu's face, and said in his heart: "Lao Tzu is rude to you? I damn it! Lao Tzu might as well go to the pig farm to find a sow!"
Xiao Wang was amused in his heart, and when he saw that Chen Fu was nothing serious, he turned around and left.
Chen Fu was so drunk that after the waiter left, this guy actually fell asleep again!
Xiao Wang went back to talk to the other two waitresses, and the three young people almost laughed. Just as they were about to report the matter to the manager, a middle-aged woman in her forties walked towards them on her feet.
The person who came was Chen Fu's wife, named Sun Sanniang, who was five big and three thick, fat and strong, with a face bigger than a basin, curly hair dyed yellow, walking with a howling wind, speaking thunder faintly, within five steps, vicious and compelling, worthy of being the descendant of the lion's roar!
Sun Sanniang came with a belly of fire.
Although Sun Sanniang seems rude, she is not a bun, she knows very well how high the consumption level of Longjiang Hotel is. Chen Fu, who has always been afraid of himself at home, dared to decide to come here for a treat without consulting him, and he was simply eaten by the bear's heart and leopard's gall! If I don't give him a little bit of strength today and let him know what a serious mistake he has made, I am afraid that he will have to kick his nose and turn his face upside down in the future!
"Hey, do you know where Chen Fu is?" Sun Sanniang tried her best to be gentle in her words, but the loud voice that she was used to practicing the lion's roar still made the three waiters a little uncomfortable.
"Chen Fu?" a waitress asked with a puzzled expression. The three waiters didn't know that they were in the bathroom at the moment, and the guy who was sitting on the toilet and sleeping was Chen Fu.
"It's the one who invited guests in the Qianzi room!" Sun Sanniang said with the anger in her heart.
The three waiters all knew who Sun Sanniang was talking about, and the people in the "dry" room had already left, except for the one who was still in the toilet.
The three waiters were more cautious, and when they saw the woman in front of them, they were afraid that she would be unfavorable to their customers, so Xiao Wang asked hesitantly, "What are you looking for him?"
"I'm his wife Sun Sanniang! I came to pick him up, is he drunk?" Sun Sanniang was afraid that the waiter wouldn't tell her, so she lowered her voice again.
The three waiters were relieved, so Xiao Wang pointed to the direction of the bathroom and said, "He's in the bathroom, I'll call him for you." ”
"No, I'll go by myself!" Sun Sanniang's voice did not fall, and she had already walked quickly in the direction of the bathroom, her huge body rolling up a gust of wind!
Looking at Sun Sanniang, who stepped on the floor and strode away, the three waiters couldn't help but look at each other, and a waitress said hesitantly: "She just said that her name is Sun Sanniang?
"It's not Sun Erniang, how can Sun Erniang have her size. ”
"Nothing will happen, will it?"
"I'll look at the hanging! Let's go, go and see!"
So, the three waiters also walked quickly in the direction of the bathroom.
Chen Fu was sleeping soundly in the bathroom, when there was a sudden thud in his ears, and he suddenly looked up and saw that it was his wife who had arrived!
When this guy saw his wife with an angry face, he was so frightened that he shivered, and he suddenly woke up more than half of his alcohol, he just wanted to speak, but his ears had been pulled by Sun Sanniang and turned around three times!
"Chen Fu! You bastard! You are not ashamed, you are drunk in someone's toilet! Why didn't you fall into the toilet and drown!" The angry Sun Sanniang's subordinates showed no mercy!
"Ah??????!" Chen Fu let out a wolf howl that shocked the world and wept ghosts and gods. Fortunately, the soundproofing facilities of the six-star hotel rooms have passed, otherwise I am afraid that the entire Longjiang Hotel will blow up the temple!
"You let go, let go and listen to me! He doesn't blame me for this!" Chen Fu said with a miserable face.
"I don't blame you? I don't blame you, who blame me? Is there anyone who puts a knife on your neck to make you treat? You loser! Look at how the old lady cleans you up when you get home!"
Sun Sanniang said fiercely, but her subordinates were a little relieved, and she was also afraid that Chen Fu's strange screams would alarm the other guests. Longjiang Hotel is often haunted by foreign guests, if a foreigner knows about it, his husband will be embarrassed to throw out of the international style!
Chen Fu knew that if he didn't explain this matter to his wife today, he was afraid that he wouldn't want to get his wife's forgiveness. So this guy flew Long to the Chinese medicine department to report, and helped him avoid a medical accident and talked carefully about it with his wife.
Sun Sanniang knew her husband very well, and said with a glance at the corner of her mouth: "Hmph, Chen Fu, tell me honestly, did you see that Dr. Long reported on the first day today, and planned to bully others? Otherwise, why did you push the patients you couldn't cure to Dr. Long?"
"Wife, I'm wronged! I'm even more wronged than Dou E! Didn't I hear that Long Fei had a double bachelor's degree in Chinese and Western medicine, so I pushed my sick number to him? I was giving him a chance to make a name for himself, how could I say that it was harming him?" Chen Fu said with a bitter face.
"I've been sleeping with you on the same kang for almost thirty years, and others don't know your virtue of bullying the weak and fearing the hard, I don't know yet? When we first got married, you all wanted to ride on my neck and, not to mention that Long Fei is just a young man who has just arrived in your department, if you don't want to suppress others, you are not Chen Fu!" Sun Sanniang said with a twisted eyebrow.
Sun Sanniang's words were too to the point, and they went straight into Chen Fu's lungs, and this guy was speechless with his mouth open!
"Let's go, take me to meet your colleagues. Sun Sanniang let go of Chen Fu's ears and asked him to tidy up his clothes.
Xiao Wang, the waiter who had just come over, happened to hear Sun Sanniang's words, and hurriedly said, "I'm sorry, the guests in the Qianzi room, except for you, everyone else has already left." Oh, and they didn't pay when they left, as if they were going to make you pay the bill. ”
Chen Fu was dumbfounded for three seconds, and then he burst into a rage and scolded: "Gone? They have already left? Why didn't you tell me earlier? What kind of service attitude do you have! I want to complain to you!"
"I'm sorry sir, we were going to tell you, but you're asleep here. Xiao Wang said neither humbly nor arrogantly, and when he said the word "here", he also glanced around the bathroom.
"I ??????" Chen Fu was almost choked to death by Xiao Wang's words, he thought about it desperately, as if people really came to "disturb" him once, but unfortunately he soon fell asleep again, and even forgot what the waiter said to him at that time.
The bastard scolded again after a long time: "These bastards are too unrighteous! Eat and wipe clean and leave like this, too bastards! My conscience has been eaten by dogs, why did I let the ghosts be confused and invite them to dinner?"
Chen Fu still wanted to scold, but was rudely interrupted by Sun Sanniang: "Shut up for me! If it weren't for Dr. Long to help you today, you might have to go to court! You should have invited people to a meal! I think if it weren't for your ill-intentioned intentions and bent on suppressing people, they wouldn't have let you bleed so much! Let's go! Come with me to settle the bill!"
Although Sun Sanniang usually speaks a little impulsively, she is a very reasonable person, although she feels sorry for her wallet, but she also knows that she can't blame Long Fei.
"I may not have enough money with me. Chen Fu said with a smutter. The banquet at Longjiang Hotel is also divided into grades, and the general amount is only a few thousand yuan, Chen Fu didn't expect Long Fei to be so ruthless and set such a big table for a meal, so the money is a little underprepared.
"I brought it! You don't know yet, do you? Long Fei has already called me! Although they asked me to pick you up, I can tell that they asked me to pay the bill! I tell you, you are not allowed to trouble Dr. Long in the future! Although I have never met him, based on what you said, I can predict that this is a high-ranking person, a person who needs your admiration! Remember the words of the old lady. Sun Sanniang sternly admonished her husband.
"Yes, yes, well, I remember. ”
Although Chen Fu didn't think so, he could only promise to say yes in his mouth.
"Repeat!"
"You told me not to trouble Long Fei in the future. Long Fei is a tall man, a person I need to look up to. Chen Fu whispered.
"Well, important things are said three times. But for the sake of us being husband and wife, the remaining two times, you go home and kneel on the washboard for me!"
While Sun Sanniang was talking, she dragged Chen Fu to the cashier to settle the bill, and the cashier had already calculated the accounts, and the total of 99,909 yuan with wine and food, 90 yuan was discounted.
Chen Fu watched his wife hand over his bank card to the cashier, and saw his wife pressing the number keys one by one with her big hand and entering the bank card password, feeling as if his heart had been cut by a knife, and the blood was dripping with yearning!
"Long Fei, Long Fei, you wait for Lao Tzu, today's account, Lao Tzu will come back with you sooner or later!"
Chen Fu scolded secretly in his heart, but thinking about the nearly 100,000 yuan that was set aside in the account, and then thinking about Long Fei's calmness and even some contempt when facing him, his heart couldn't help but tremble a little.