Chapter 3: Three Levels of Entry
Before the ghost king Yun Yu left, he forcibly put the skull ring on Baili Hanyuan's finger, and Baili Hanyuan wanted to take it off and throw it away, but he couldn't take it off. Her head was dizzy when her hand touched the ring, and as soon as her hand left the ring, the ring became invisible.
"I'm sorry, I'm too late to keep you waiting. ”
Lingbao suddenly appeared beside her, which caught Baili Hanyuan a little off guard, and she couldn't help but chuckle in her heart, and a wave of resentment couldn't help but arise, and she made a bubble to cover me here, but she was late, and she didn't play like this. But when she came, she could get out of this transparent cage, and she didn't let out her resentment, but just smiled awkwardly.
Lingbao waved his hand to accept the spiritual power cover, Baili Hanyuan almost fell, but Lingbao hurriedly stepped forward to support him. At this time, Baili Hanyuan remembered what Yun Ying said.
"Lingbao, are you playing with me?"
"How can I dare to neglect what the master has told me. ”
Lingbao said that, but in his heart he was thinking, it was originally to play you, you and I can't guess the little ninety-nine in your heart, reading people's minds is my Lingbao's specialty, and the master's mind can't hide it from me, not to mention that you are a mortal thing? Who made you look down on me, and said that I was a game pet dog, just to give you a killing stick, see if you dare to look down on me. However, there are still some benefits to this spiritual power shield covering this mortal creature, and it can be regarded as the first lesson of this mortal female stream.
Baili Hanyuan just asked, and Lingbao denied it, so she really didn't play herself. It's what if you fool you, if you get more serious, I'll cover you for another ten days and a half months, then where will you go to the west to tell the Buddha!
"You move your hands and feet, jump up and see what happens?"
As soon as Lingbao said this, Baili Hanyuan really jumped up, oh! God, with such a high level, the Olympic high jump championship will not be secured.
"Finger poking at your own clothes. ”
Baili Hanyuan pulled up the hem of her dress as she said, and gently poked it with her fingers, her fingers were like steel needles, poking a hole, and there was no such magic as a finger!
"How?"
"It's amazing, just like the characters in a mythological drama, is this a light skill and a finger magic skill?"
"Go! A hundred years of human cultivation is not worth staying in the spiritual power cover for an hour. ”
Hearing Lingbao say this, Baili Hanyuan couldn't help but feel grateful, the secret martial arts that people have dreamed of in their lives and can't get it, they have become it in such a little time, which hooligan still wants to blow up the stab in front of this girl and me, it is not a matter of being caught.
"Thank you!"
"You're welcome. You are a mortal, you want to enter the heavenly court, and you will not be reborn, okay?" Seeing that Baili Hanyuan had this change, he was very grateful, and Lingbao was very useful in his heart. But what she's saying now is true. The master handed over this mortal thing to her, just to let her Lingbao guide her evolution, otherwise how could she walk around in this heavenly court where she was trapped step by step and was full of organs.
"You come with me!"
Lingbao looked at Baili Hanyuan who was following behind him, and couldn't help but smile secretly, this is well-behaved. If you are weaker than him, he will look down on you, and if you are stronger than him, he will try his best to slap you, kick the threshold and fall to his head, only to know that looking back, the threshold is made of wood or stone.
"What kind of scene do you see?" Lingbao said and waved his hand, and a seven-colored beam of light shot out, like a searchlight, sweeping over the Nine Heavens, and when she received the seven-color beams, the Nine Heavens appeared red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue, ultraviolet, milky white, colorless, a total of nine colors of transparent huge spheres, wrapped in different heavenly carriers, really exactly the same as the rainbow seen on the earth.
"Wow! Nine-colored sky!" Baili Hanyuan exclaimed from the bottom of her heart. It turns out that the Nine Heavens described by people are just talking about the core of it, but in fact, the real Heavenly Court should be the Nine Colored Geniuses. No wonder the rainbow is so gorgeous, it is a reflection of the nine-colored sky, and people still use water vapor and sunlight to explain this celestial phenomenon, which is undoubtedly a self-deceptive statement.
"Yes, this is the nine-colored sky that has been repeatedly demonstrated to humans. Lingbao showed her know-it-all spirit at this time, and she said endlessly: "Milky white, red, orange, yellow, green, cyan, blue, purple, colorless, these nine colors are different spiritual powers." As the saying goes, the aura of heaven and earth, people cannot live without qi in this earth, and they cannot exist without spiritual power in the sky. There is no distinction between spiritual power and non-existence, only strength and weakness. The strength is divided into nine grades, the milky white is the weakest, and the colorless is the strongest. If you want to enter this nine-colored heaven, you must have the ability to channel, absorb spirits, transform spirits, and overcome spirits. There are nine levels of psychics, nine kinds of souls, nine levels of spirituality, and nine levels of spirits. If you don't have the nine levels of psychic, you can't enter the nine kinds of soul absorption, and you can't turn into a spirit if you don't complete the nine kinds of spirit absorption, and only after the ninth level of the spirit can you figure the nine layers of the spirit, all of which have their own fixed number, if there is no flood magic weapon in hand, you may not be able to enter the first class of psychic for a hundred years. Channeling, absorbing, transforming, and overcoming are only for one kind of spiritual power, and the nine different spiritual powers of the Nine Colored Heavens have changed from weak to strong, evolving layer by layer. Do you think you can enter the nine-colored heavens without hundreds of millions of years of evolution?"
Lingbao's series of non-stop introductions really confused Baili Hanyuan, and she was a little dumbfounded: "That..." Isn't it hard to go to heaven?"
"If it is easy, everyone can get it, and it will not become the sky. ”
"Then, I won't be able to enter the Nine Colored Heavens. "Baili Hanyuan is embarrassed, it seems that I can't cross it, and it's difficult to enter the second dimension, am I the life of hitting the street.
"No, Baili girl is specially invited by my master, so she is naturally different from ordinary people. However, the process that should be there can't be expense, and the girl should work hard to do it. ”
"As long as I can go to heaven, I will work hard. Baili Hanyuan saw hope again, and couldn't help but clench her fists in her heart and "yes".
"Don't be busy yet, this entrance is not easy. ”
Baili Hanyuan was proud that she could still go to heaven, Lingbao said that there were still a few levels to enter the heavenly court, and a basin of cold water poured her newly heated heart out of the cold.
"How many more checkpoints do I have to go through?" asked Baili Hanyuan anxiously.
"There are three levels of entry. Washing, bathing, steaming. The one who washes is to wash away the dust and the dirt of the world. The bather is to moisten the skin and regulate the internal organs. The steamer is to purify the mind and remove worldly distractions. ”
Hearing Lingbao say this, Baili Hanyuan became excited again, isn't this just doing a sauna, if someone pinched the acupuncture points and meridians for you, it would be great. What she loves most is to do sauna massage, but she is very picky, she definitely doesn't need a massage of the opposite sex, and she doesn't want to pinch it if the massage is not in place.
"Thirty-six hours of bathing, seventy-two hours of bathing, and one hundred and eighteen hours of steaming. ”
"It's going to take so long. Baili Hanyuan thought, the time is longer, she usually does a sauna once a week, at most one or two hours, this day is definitely not ordinary to do a sauna, it is understandable that the time is longer, you say yes.
"The time needed must not be missed, or you will have to start all over again. ”
This leak is not bad Baili Hanyuan is understood, and we usually say that a second is not bad is the same thing, the ancients used an hourglass to measure the hour, with the leak as the smallest unit, long knowledge.
"Ready or not?"
"Okay!" Baili Hanyuan replied very neatly, what is the preparation for a sauna or not, raise your feet to enter people, there is everything, this is a high-grade sauna, this is still the case in the world, let alone in heaven.
"Let's go!" Lingbao stretched out his hand and pointed, and grabbed Baili Hanyuan into the air, and with a wave of his hand, all the clothes on Baili Hanyuan's body were wiped out. This sudden change made Baili Hanyuan at a loss, covering the bottom, the top was exposed, the top was blocked and the bottom was leaked, so she had to clamp her legs tightly to her belly, bend over and hug her chest with her arms, like a big prawn that has been skinned. Baili Hanyuan almost cried.
"Baili girl, it is effective to be in a good mood. Seeing Baili Hanyuan's embarrassment, Lingbao smiled slightly and said, "Stand upright, stretch out your arms, raise your head and chest!"
"It's... "It's so slippery, and you have to show it like this, so you don't shame people to death. On weekdays, I wrap the tight part of the bag without leaking at all.,I haven't worn a sundress since I'm so big.,Let alone a Lace miniskirt.,That's why I'm forced to accept countless eye lewdness.。 Baili Hanyuan turned her head to look left and right, and didn't find any hooks, oh, I just remembered that this time was before the nine-colored heavenly court, empty, the only eyes were Lingbao, she was also a woman, just look at it, it's just that the mountains are taller than you, maybe the grass is denser than yours, it's not a big deal. Thinking like this, Baili Hanyuan burst into a smile and stretched out, her soft posture rotated 360 degrees, exposed to the sun and air.
Lingbao saw that Baili Hanyuan was no longer restrained when he opened his heart, and pushed forward with both palms, and there was a downpour of rain on the top of Baili Hanyuan's head, and then formed a rain curtain to cover Baili Hanyuan's body.
"Baili girl, you are so raw and dusty, I will go and come again!" Lingbao said and flapped his wings and flew away.
Baili Hanyuan is in the rain curtain, enjoying the gift of nature. This rain is so beautiful and curious, it seems to be very big and fierce, but it is very light and soft on the body, like there are countless hands, gently touching and massaging on the body, which is extremely refreshing. The water temperature is neither hot nor cold, and it is silky and smooth on the body, with a faint fragrance. Close your eyes and imagine that you can be happy and self-absorbed in the midst of such a wonderful rain curtain above this extremely high altitude?
"Sister Lin fell from the sky, like a light cloud just out of Xiu'....... "This is my mother Hu Yuejin humming the Yue opera she likes, every time my mother helps Baili Hanyuan take a bath, she always sings these words, Baili Hanyuan has listened to them for six years,
"Mom, don't you know how to sing other songs?"
"Yes, my mother can sing a lot, and I don't sing it to my mother. ”
"Mommy is bad. ”
It's so beautiful, Baili Hanyuan is lying in her bathtub, there are ducks, boats, scoops, buckets, watering cans and many other toys floating on the water, she likes to play like this, listening to her mother Hu Yuejin's sweet songs.
"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast... ”
Feeling that her body suddenly sank, Baili Hanyuan woke up from her sleep. She fell asleep unconsciously in the wonderful rain curtain, and in her sleep she also dreamed of her mother bathing herself when she was a child. When she opened her eyes, the person had left the rain curtain just now, lying on his back on a cloud of colored clouds, how much this is like lying in a ceramic bathtub, no wonder there is a dream of a baby bathing.
Isn't it over washing, isn't it going to be thirty-six hours long, so fast, I slept in the rain for thirty-six hours. I looked back at myself, lying on my back on the clouds, and I was a little dizzy when I saw that my mountain was ashamed. As soon as he thought about it, he picked himself up, and became a large prawn with peeled skin on the white cloud jade plate, white and tender, and as soon as the big prawn was formed, the white cloud under his body was gone. The white cloud group is gone, there is no support, and Baili Hanyuan is turning and falling.
It's over, maybe it's not time to wash yourself, and you missed a lot of leaks, and you were dropped back into the mortal world. How can this work if it falls smoothly and slipperily in the pile of people in the downtown area! It is really "a hundred miles of girls falling from the sky, like a shy cloud that has just come out."
Baili Hanyuan closed her eyes tightly and didn't dare to look, unable to imagine what would happen to the bottom. Finally landed, it doesn't seem to be a cement floor, there is no pain in falling from such a height, it turned out to be falling on the beach, fortunately it didn't fall into the downtown area, there was no one on the beach, and it was a blessing in misfortune.
Baili Hanyuan was thinking nonsense, her body was already covered with a pink silk sheet, and the warm sunlight began to shine on her face. Oh, sunbathing, it's already in the second hurdle. I really thought too much about it just now, can this fairy sister have a bad pool? I did a unique sauna, and when I was soft and couldn't get up and down, I came to such a beach for sunbathing, what a superior arrangement!
Is there a beach in the sky? It seems that there is no information about the fact that there is a beach in the sky, so whatever, the sky represents the omnipotence, why can't the almighty have a beach? Enjoy the sunbathing on this beach, think too much about the corners of the eyes that are prone to crow's feet, or close your eyes and sleep.
Whew, swooh, what a sound, and with an indescribable sour and spicy taste. Baili Hanyuan opened her eyes and saw that she was stupid! A behemoth was opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue, licking her forehead with a taste, my mother! Mammoth elephant! Baili Hanyuan didn't care if she was wearing clothes, she got up and ran in a panic. Looking back, it was just a mammoth elephant, and now it was a large group of mammoth elephants, and they seemed to be running faster and faster, and the dust behind them obscured the sky. They seemed to be chasing and shouting:
"Beauty, don't run! Let's try it!"
Baili Hanyuan didn't care about what to think about at this time, and only had one thought, run! A modern beauty was chased by an ancient creature mammoth, running naked! This face must be on the Guinness Book of World Records.
"We can't run away, we're waiting here!"
It's just that when this kind of life hangs by a thread and people are not frightened, there is this kind of creepy scream. It's over, it's dinosaurs, flying, climbing, swimming, running, and the dinosaur species that have ever lived on the earth are all gathered together today, watching the naked running of modern beauties, and swaggering to block the way.
Don't run, can't run anyway, Baili Hanyuan, who was exhausted from running, sat on the beach with her butt in her hands, holding her head in her hands, motionless. Come on, I close my eyes, and I don't see anything, anyway, I'm less than sixty kilograms of meat, so you can divide it!
Baili Hanyuan just sat like that, not daring to raise her head or looking, knock knock! Knock knock! It seems that a mammoth is approaching. It looks like a dinosaur is coming. Just now, I broke the jar and let them divide up less than sixty kilograms of meat, and I thought that so many behemoths might fight to the death for her sixty kilograms of meat, and my heart was quite quiet. But now when I heard the terrifying footsteps that were getting closer and closer, a sense of extreme fear of death arose.
"Don't!"
Baili Hanyuan suddenly opened her arms and screamed hoarsely. With such a shout, the fear in my heart was vented, my mind cleared up a lot, and when I heard it, there was no more footsteps of mammoths and dinosaurs. Look again, oh! I'm not on the beach.