Chapter 299 Pan Taoyuan is a guest, and he has a fairy fate left and right
looked at the prison flame in surprise: "Do you really dare to think, do you know that there are more than 100,000 famous priesthoods in the heavenly realm, more than one million heavenly soldiers and generals, plus fairy immortal lawsuits and other miscellaneous professions There are more than two million immortal families in total, and the scattered immortals of all parties are not counted, and although the land is a priesthood, it is the most slight, and the coolies who build the embankment by the Tianhe River are one position higher than them. ”
Prison Flame was speechless in surprise, today really made her completely subvert the original concept, it turned out that the land that was respected in the mortal world and had incense offerings was so unpopular in the heavenly realm.
In this way, I couldn't help but ask him curiously: "In that case, why do you still say that if you think he is good, you will give him a casual gift that is not painful?"
The corners of his mouth moved to show contempt, and his helpless tone told her: "First of all, the painless gift I said refers to the kind that you don't like to throw away at all, the kind that you feel annoyed when you see it, secondly, if you think that a person, an immortal or something is not bad, you can extradite and stay by your side, this is the most basic ability of an immortal, and third, you are also an immortal anyway, I say this so that you don't have to be so embarrassed to encounter such a situation in Heaven in the future." Fourth, the point I'm talking about is that you wave his hand and let him go. ”
When Nezha said this, Prison Flame understood that the rule of survival in the Heavenly Palace is to be arrogant, don't speak, and avoid all unnecessary actions.
Thinking like this, he couldn't help but look at Nezha, and said to him in a very unfriendly tone: "You immortals are really hateful, look at you, you don't want a big immortal peach to take two bites, but those last ones can't even eat the leaves." ”
Climbed a big tree nonchalantly, picked one of the largest peaches and threw them to the prison flame, and told her with a smile: "It is necessary to tell you that I couldn't enter the peach orchard when the Jade Emperor was in power before, and I can only eat one big peach and three medium peaches at each peach event, and the reason why I am so arrogant now is because no matter how you make it today, you will pay for it." ”
It turned out that this guy was going to pit her to death, but listening to him say this, the previous management of Pan Taoyuan was very strict, but now how did it become like this, it seems that it is necessary to react to Yu Wu in this matter, otherwise if the rules of the Heavenly Palace are really messed up, the master will definitely be angry.
But how to say this, whether she needs to say that it is very beautiful and special process, she doesn't know, or asks Nezha: "Pan Taoyuan is like this, I have to tell Yu Wu, like this kind of thing, what should I do in general?"
Jumped down from the tree, hugged two big peaches in his arms, found a place to sit down, ate them in one bite, and told the prison flames: "You are too careful, the order of the peach orchard has not changed, the reason why you feel that it has changed is because your position is not under the lord of the Three Realms in the eyes of the gods, and no one dares to stop you, didn't you find out that I was immediately stopped when I approached the peach orchard, but everything has changed when you came!"
This is true, but why is this happening, I really can't figure it out, so I asked Nezha: "But I'm just a sword slave sitting down from my master, how can I be in the same priesthood as the Lord of the Three Realms, what's going on?"
For these things, Nezha really doesn't want to explain, because anyone with a brain should know the problem, but why doesn't she use her brain!
After eating one of the peaches in his hand, he told her: "Ruomu's current position in the Heavenly Realm is no less than the Innate Five Realms, you are the sword slave under his seat, and your position in the eyes of the gods is no longer under the past Sanqing, just because the current Lord of the Three Realms of the Heavenly Realm is the largest, so you are naturally ranked in the same position as him." ”
In this way, Prison Flame understands that this is a joint relationship, as long as the master is in one day, the immortal family outside the master will not dare to touch her in the slightest.
Thinking about it this way, it was really a right choice not to ask for a priesthood, it was her wish to follow her master, she just wanted to have a support, but she didn't expect to be able to give her a privilege to be proud of the Three Realms.
Since this privilege was given to her, of course, she accepted it unceremoniously, and from the fairy peach in Nezha's hand, he handed him the one he had bitten twice before: "Food is worthy of respect, let alone such precious food, eat it." ”
Although he was reluctant, he also agreed with what Prison Flame said. Food should be respected', take a bite, in fact, the peaches in the peach orchard, except for a part that has not grown well, between the large, medium and small is only the difference in appearance, there is no difference in taste, and even some of the medium peaches taste better than the big peaches, you say the benefits after eating, it is a joke, you can eat the big peaches in the peach, are the immortal body of the golden immortals, who needs the tens of thousands of years of life, on the contrary, those who eat small peaches, or can't wait on the table to receive the rest or do not grow good peaches The immortals need these things. God, it's really a strange place, and the heart is really a strange thing.
The two of them wandered around the Taoyuan for some time, their stomachs were full of food, and when they saw a gazebo, they went in and sat down, Nezha lay on his back in the pavilion, sighed and said: " It's ironic to say, I used to want to come to Pan Taoyuan, squatting on the book and eating peaches, I think that feeling must be very cool, but at that time, Pan Taoyuan could not come in without the permission of the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother of the West, and obviously they would not agree with me to do this, today this idea finally came true, but after the fall of the heavenly realm, I have to say that the fall of the sky is not a bad thing for me. ”
glanced at Nezha, and followed his steps and said: "Then I congratulate you, from now on, you will no longer have to be bound by the rules of heaven, and you can be the Nezha of the sea." ”
"A goblin is a goblin, and after nine days on the board, he is still a goblin, there are so many things in the world, so many fun and delicious things, you even know that the sea is such a bad thing that harms others and is not good for yourself. ”
The current prison flame is no longer the little fox who was imprisoned and bullied by him two months ago, and retorted to him in a slightly threatening tone: "From the martial king's destruction to the sanctification of the body, and then to today, how many good things Marshal Zhongtan has done, but there are a few people in the world who remember the number one person of Marshal Zhongtan, if you don't get it right, there will be no after-dinner conversation in the future, after all, a person has been imprisoned for tens of thousands of years, and it is difficult to be remembered." ”
This threat was very effective, Nezha immediately relented, and laughed twice: "You can't bear to watch your friend fall into trouble, right?"
"Sometimes, out of sight, naturally out of mind. ”
Although Prison Flame didn't know much about the rules of the Heavenly Realm, and there were still a lot of instructions from Nezha, the two had quarreled and debated countless times, and they had long been able to lose to him in lip service.
It's really not the husband's practice to quarrel with a woman, so he keeps his mouth shut, which can be regarded as retaining his gentlemanly demeanor, and the most important thing is that he can retain his free body; otherwise, if he really angers the prisoner, Nezha will be imprisoned for sure.
This side was quiet for a while, and the land picked the right time to come in and offer courtesy, brought over a pot of good spring tea, and said respectfully to the two: "The two great immortals, the little immortals have nothing to repay for their kindness, and there is nothing else, just take this tea, and I hope the two great immortals will not dislike it." ”
Since he brought it, the two of them were not polite, cut it and poured it into their stomachs.
Prison Flame doesn't know much about tea, only that this thing can quench thirst, and if you drink it, forget it.
Nezha is also a famous child, and there is a famous teacher to teach, so he has a little experience in the tea ceremony, and only drank a cup of tea after a shallow taste, and said to the land lord with a very satisfied expression: "I didn't expect that the land lord of Pan Taoyuan still has such good water and good tea, but then again, the water for making tea in such tea should not be in Pan Taoyuan, it seems that the land lord still has some ability." ”
The land lord was startled at first, his face was full of fear, and he replied cautiously: "Great Immortal forgiveness, the water for Xiaoxian to make tea is not Tianchi pure water, but the dew of Pan Taoyuan, and the nectar can be cultivated, so Xiaoxian will collect it early every morning." I used it to make tea because I thought that this nectar was better than the water under the ground, and I didn't mean to offend Daxian. ”
Originally, I wanted to scare him and let him tell him where the water came from, since it was such an answer, and he was indeed frightened, so let him go: "It's okay, speaking of which, your apprentice really has some skills, nectar can really help with cultivation, and it is indeed delicious;
The land was counted on his fingers, and he replied to Nezha, "Two hundred and ninety-three years." ”
"It's been two hundred and ninety-three years, and the land of Pantaoyuan has been changed every three hundred years, and you can stay away from this place in another seven years, seven years in a blink of an eye, congratulations." ”
Although Nezha is proud, he also knows that the mouth of eating people is short, and saying a few good words at this time will be regarded as a reward for drinking his tea, although this is an unequal exchange, but for the land lord, Nezha's congratulations is already a rare gift.
The land lord should bear Nezha on his mouth, but there was no relaxed expression on his face, and the prison flame saw it, thinking that Nezha was not speaking well, so he let the land lord retreat.
Yes, Nezha's way of speaking, whoever listens to it will feel uncomfortable, who doesn't have any dignity, even if it is humble and others can't see it.
Nezha raised his head and looked at the land lord, the corners of his mouth moved as if it was a disdainful expression, and it seemed to be helpless about something, and finally asked him: "But the cultivation is not lawful, and you want to ask for some allocation?"
As soon as he said it, the land lord immediately knelt down and saluted, and pleaded: "The two great immortals are merciful, the little immortals have practiced for seven hundred years to become the land god of Pan Taoyuan, and seeing that the three-hundred trial is coming, but the cultivation can not break through on the mouth of the bottle, today I am fortunate to see two great immortals come to Pan Taoyuan, so I dare to ask for a point." ”