Chapter 85: The Four Legendary Evil Arts

"Uh! I don't want to talk about anyone yet, I'm still young, and I don't want to think about feelings for a while. ”

"It's okay! I can wait for you, if you want. ”

Wang Bo looked embarrassed, is it because my intention to push and drag is not obvious enough? Why don't you understand that we can't do it?

"I'm sorry! I'll tell you, you're not my type. ”

When the eldest sister heard this, tears flowed uncontrollably. Wang Bo looked very embarrassed, but there was no good way.

After all, you always have to get hurt, so this time it's better to be more direct and cut off all thoughts, so as not to get entangled and more painful in the future.

"In that case, forget it. It's that I don't have this life, but do you have any brothers, master?"

Wang Bo's head was full of black lines, and the crow flew over his forehead.

Eldest sister, what are you doing here? Do you have to get involved with me before you give up? Besides, even if you have a brother, you can't send him into the tiger's mouth. Wang Bo floated through his heart, but he didn't say it.

It would hurt someone's heart to say that. You don't see many examples of love and hatred, drawing swords and walking against each other.

Wang Bo didn't want to add a burden to himself and get into a big trouble.

It's a happy thing for someone to like you, but if it's not handled properly, the person who loves you will become the one who hates you the most.

It's terrible to think about that kind of thing, after all, I'm not afraid of thieves stealing, I'm afraid of thieves.

When encountering this kind of thing, it is better not to touch it, and to hide as far as you can, this is the most conscientious advice.

Otherwise, Wang Bo is very skeptical that he will become a case of murder due to love and hatred recently exposed on the Internet.

Don't underestimate anyone, many people are suppressing themselves. If you try to provoke the other person, you will get harsh consequences.

The energy that people can burst out is beyond your imagination.

No one can guess the thought of the next second, every second is instantaneous.

"Sister, I'm sorry! I don't have a brother. ”

The eldest sister wiped her tears with a tissue and sobbed.

"I'm sorry! I didn't scare you, did I?

Wang Bo looked confused, why did he suddenly become normal again. I can't blame myself for saying this, otherwise I would be deliberately stirring up trouble.

It's better to calm things down, Wang Bo hurriedly shook his head.

"It's fine! I'm fine, but I was a little surprised. ”

The eldest sister squeezed out a smile, but with her crying face, she felt very funny no matter how she looked at it.

Wang Bo almost couldn't hold back his laughter and screamed, originally looking at this eldest sister Although she was a little old, she had an Internet celebrity face.

Now I wipe this with a tissue, and I am about ten years old in an instant. And the Internet celebrity face has become an ordinary face, and there is no posture at all.

Wang Bo's heart is broken, this special Chinese makeup technique is also outrageous, right?

This is makeup? It's almost like a hair swap, just a bunch of cosmetics that can turn an ordinary person into a beauty.

Of course, these are nothing, men make up and become women, old women make up and become Lori, big men turn into Internet celebrity cosplay, old ladies turn into beautiful girls, and old men also turn into Internet celebrity faces, this is the most unappetizing.

Wang Bo felt that he had lost interest because he didn't believe his eyes anymore.

Today's four evil arts, makeup, plastic surgery, sex reassignment, and PS beautification.

This is true and false, and it is completely impossible to distinguish between real and false monsters and people. This falling in love and meeting the other half is the product of the four evil arts, which is really to scare impotence.

Therefore, it is better to have a shortage than to be excessive, and if it is really not possible, it is alone! Anyway, why not live alone?

What about the trust between people? Can you still take off your makeup and make up for everyone?

"Master, I know that I am not blessed, now please take my hand and see if I am sick. ”

Poof, Wang Bo almost didn't spray, this Nima is taking a good look at the doctor, and he was stunned to be turned into a comedy, do you want to see a doctor? There are dozens of people in the back of this!

"Eldest sister, it's called a pulse, not holding hands. ”

The eldest sister didn't mind. "It's all the same, it's all the same. Didn't you touch my hand in the end?"

Wang Bo felt that he was about to be broken, he didn't look at the yellow calendar when he went out today, and he met such a strange patient, and he was really drunk.

"Big sister, this is different. You don't need to hold hands or touch your hands. ”

The eldest sister asked curiously. "Master, where are you going to touch it?"

What kind of brain circuit is this Nima? Wang Bo really wanted to lift the table and leave, but when he thought that this was his own shop, it was the eldest sister who was leaving.

"Eldest sister, you're not too sick, and you don't need to touch your hands to check. Ahh ”

"What, master, how can you not touch your hands to see a doctor? If you miss any disease, won't it ruin your reputation master? So master, you better hurry up and touch me!"

Poof, Wang Bo took a sip of the teacup, and when he heard this, he didn't hold back and squirted out, and directly sprayed the eldest sister's face, making the makeup on her face even more flowery.

It's really a lump of yellow and a lump of white, dyed into a weird face.

However, the eldest sister not only didn't get angry, but even made a Xizi heart-hugging gesture, stretched out her tongue and licked the saliva sprayed at the corner of her mouth, almost making Wang Bo vomit nausea.

"Master, your saliva is so sweet! Although you don't like me, I will always love you, Master. ”

Wang Bo was very embarrassed, he couldn't vomit when he wanted to, and he was very uncomfortable.

The eldest sister looked at Wang Bo's appearance, made a touching gesture, and asked.

"Master, are you uncomfortable? Do you want me to help you?"

When Wang Bo heard this, he was so frightened that he didn't run away. I was really afraid of this eldest sister, so I hurriedly spoke.

"Eldest sister, I'm okay without your help, and Chinese medicine is looking at and hearing, I've already seen it, and I don't need to verify it in other ways." You don't have any serious illness, pay more attention to your diet and rest, and then what? Just don't be alone, it's better to stop immediately! That's it, you don't need to take any medicine, so you can just leave. I don't charge anything for you. ”

When Wang Bo said this, he took the opportunity to ask the system mother and asked her to help him explore the patient in front of him and compare it with the conclusions he had reached.

"Female, 33 years old. Mild stomach problems, pay attention to diet and rest, it can be automatically recovered. For severe self-hilarity dementia, it is recommended to avoid continuing adult self-hilarity games, otherwise you will suffer from serious gynecological diseases. ”

Unexpectedly, the answer was exactly the same, and Wang Bo completely recognized the medical skills he mastered.

Wang Bo wiped his sweat, he couldn't imagine that this eldest sister was still a self-congratulatory maniac, and she was about to get sick.

The eldest sister looked aggrieved and wanted to continue to say something, but when she saw the anger on Wang Bo's face, she didn't speak. Covering his face shyly, he didn't mention anything about paying the bill, and ran all the way west and left.