Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Princess Lays an Egg The Evil Tiger Comes to the Roadside
(Today's chapter is for the time being, but 3,000 words, which is also a big chapter, ask for a subscription.) The second volume of the pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info is coming to an end, and there should be no more chapters, so I need to return to the cage smoothly. I also think about the transition to the next volume, and I will make up for it tomorrow. )
"Say it!"
Standing on the bank of the Yuejin Canal, Guan Luoxue glanced at Lin Xu, and after saying a word, he turned his head to look at the canal water that had already thawed and was slowly flowing below.
Lin Xu explained: "I really have nothing to do with that Teacher Yan, she just laughed too hard, and put her hand on me to help her, and she didn't mean anything else at all." ”
"Really?" Guan Luoxue turned her head to look at him and asked, "Then what did you tell her at that time to make her so happy?"
Naturally, he couldn't tell the truth, but fortunately, Lin Xu had already guessed that she would ask this question, but he had already thought about how to deal with it in his heart, and even if he took out the words he had already thought of, he said, "I didn't say anything." It was she who felt that I looked like a cousin she hadn't seen in a long time, so she felt close to me. She was telling me a fun story she had with her cousin when she was a child, and she couldn't laugh at it herself. ”
"Oh, what a coincidence, you look like her cousin?" Guan Luoxue glanced at him suspiciously, and then asked, "Then what did she tell you, let me hear it, how funny do I see?"
Lin Xu said with a wry smile on his face: "Actually, I don't think it's funny, it's because she herself feels that it's funny." Maybe she's laughing too low!"
Guan Luoxue said: "Then you can tell it first, I see if it's funny?"
Regarding this, Lin Xu was also prepared, and he was not panicked at the moment, and said with a normal face: "She said that when she was a child, her family and her cousin's family once went to see the ballet Swan Lake together. Both of them were watching it for the first time, and when they did, her mother told her and her cousin the story of Swan Lake. It is said that this is the story of an evil sorcerer who turns a beautiful princess into a swan, and then the swan turns back into a princess with the help of the prince, and finally marries the prince. When she had finished speaking, her cousin suddenly said what if the prince let the princess have a child and she laid an egg......
"Porphyry!"
Before Lin Xu could finish speaking, Guan Luoxue suddenly couldn't help laughing when she heard this.
"Do you think it's funny?" Lin Xu asked with a serious face, as he still looked very difficult to understand.
"Hehehe...... It's funny!" Guan Luoxue couldn't help laughing out loud again, especially compared to Lin Xu's serious look at her, which was even more funny.
"It seems that the laughter between men and women is different!" Lin Xu still sighed there. In his heart, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that this level should be almost passed. The paragraph he was talking about was actually adapted from a joke he had seen in a magazine before.
After he saw it at the time, he laughed too, but he didn't think it was funny. But when he wanted to make up a funny thing and use it as a filling here, he searched through his memory and didn't think of anything else, but somehow suddenly remembered this. I can't think of anything better for a while, so I can only deal with this first, and fortunately, Guan Luoxue has never seen or heard of this joke before, otherwise he is afraid that he may still be a goof. At the same time, fortunately, Guan Luoxue still felt funny after hearing it. With this smile, the problem is much easier.
"It's because you're laughing too high, okay!" Guan Luoxue laughed for a while, then stopped laughing, looked up and tilted his head at him.
"You're not angry, are you?" Lin Xu smiled, reached over and grabbed her hand.
"Hmph, it's better if you say so, if you really have something else to do with her, then I won't pay attention to you in the future!" Guan Luoxue twitched his hand and didn't twitch, so he had to hold on to him and sneer at him.
"Although it's not what you think, there are really a lot of things between me and her!" Lin Xu couldn't help but secretly say in his heart, and denied it: "What can I do with her? She is a teacher, I am a student, and there is only one computer class a week in each class." ”
Guan Luoxue looked at him, and after being silent for a moment, she suddenly said seriously: "Lin Xu, if you don't like me in the future, tell me in advance, don't hide it from me." I don't want to be too sad to find out in hindsight. If you have any thoughts in the future, just let me know first, okay?"
As she spoke, her hand also held Lin Xu's hand tightly, showing the worry and fear in her heart. Before, she wouldn't have had such concerns. But now Lin Xu is getting better and better, and there are more and more women around him, and they are all very beautiful and excellent, not inferior to her at all, and even victorious, which makes her can't help but worry. I always feel that I won't be able to catch Lin Xu in the future, and I will be snatched away by other women.
Lin Xu let go of her hand, hugged her in his arms and comforted: "How could I not like you? I have liked you since elementary school! As you said, we will go to high school and college together in the future, and work together after graduation!"
"Hmm!" Guan Luoxue replied softly in his arms, and reached out to hug him back.
The two just hugged each other and didn't say anything more. After a while, suddenly the sound of a bicycle was heard in the distance. Lin Xu then looked over and saw a person coming over on a bicycle in the direction of the school. He hurriedly stretched out his hand to turn on the falling snow, and whispered in her ear, "Someone is coming!"
When Guan Luoxue heard this, he hurriedly stretched out his hand and let go. Then the two men stood one step apart, their backs to the road behind, and each looked down at the water that was leaping into the canal below, hoping that the man who was riding on his own would pass quickly.
The sound of the bicycle was getting closer and closer, but when it reached behind them, it suddenly "squeaked", pinched the brakes and stopped behind them, and then a voice sounded behind them: "Yo, isn't this the snow falling in our Taipan Huaguan!"
Lin Xu and Guan Luoxue couldn't help but be shocked when they heard this, and after glancing at each other, they turned around.
"It's you, Guan Hu!" turned around and looked, Guan Luoxue exclaimed in surprise first.
And Lin Xu turned around and recognized the person riding a bicycle behind him at a glance. This person was a classmate named Guan Hu who was also in the same class as them when he was in primary school in the village. However, the two of them did not have a good impression of this Guan Hu. It's not just the two of them, the whole class at that time, and even the whole school of Guancun Primary School, I'm afraid they don't have a good impression of this Guan Hu.
Because when Guan Hu was in elementary school, he was a bully in the school. Relying on his tall and strong strength, he often bullied other classmates, and once extorted money from many classmates.
At that time, almost all of his classmates were bullied by him. It is also Guan Quanbin's family that is the richest man in the village, and Guan Quanbin himself is also tall, and no matter how rich he is, he can gather a few classmates under his hands to complement each other, so he has a little scruples. But he is not afraid, and often works against Guan Quanbin.
In addition, at that time, there was a clear distinction between male and female students in the school, and they never played together after class. This Guan Hu is the same, so he hasn't bullied girls much. But all the girls were also scared of him, and they all knew that he was a bad student.
After going to junior high school, this Guan Hu dropped out of school before finishing his first year of junior high school. It is said that at that time, he was also dissuaded from school because of the serious fight, and he was expelled from school, but he himself dropped out of school first. The student he beat at that time was Cao Qiang, who was later known as "the most ferocious student in the school".
Of course, now this title does not belong to Cao Qiang. Now Lin Xu is recognized as the most powerful person in the school, but no one has ever called him that, he is just powerful, and he has nothing to do with the word "fierce".
In private, he is known as a "hero" by many students. And in the end, he succeeded in beating away a few guys from the security department, except for the students, and even the current teachers have reined in a little because of him, and they don't dare to beat the students casually for no reason. At least, no teacher dared to hit a student in front of Lin Xu. I was afraid that Lin Xu would not like it, and he would make a big fuss for his classmates. Now his identity is different, he is a person who has been commended by the city, and if he really makes a mistake, the school leaders will not fire him casually.
He has nothing to do with "fierce", and it stands to reason that the title of "the most fierce student in the school" should still belong to Cao Qiang. But as soon as Lin Xu came out, no one called Cao Qiang like that anymore, and even many students were not very afraid of Cao Qiang, and felt that there was Lin Xu, a "hero", behind him. Lin Xu even dares to beat the teacher, cleaning up your bad student is not like playing, why do you dare to bluff? And in fact, Cao Qiang has indeed been cleaned up by Lin Xu, but many people don't know. Cao Qiang is also self-aware, and he has recently converged a lot.
But Cao Qiang, the name of "the most ferocious student in the school", was still famous in the past. And when Guan Hu was still in school, he kept pressing Cao Qiang. It can also be seen from this that Guan Hu is more powerful and fierce than Cao Qiang. And he does look fierce, tall and strong, on par with adults. If it weren't for the childishness on his face, he would have been able to be regarded as an adult. Because he was born with a very dark complexion, he was given a nickname "Black Tiger" since elementary school.
After Guan Hu dropped out of school, he heard that he was working as a small worker in the township with a construction contractor team. Looking at him like this now, he should return to Guan Village from Wucun in the township after getting off work in the evening. This gravel road can also lead directly to Wucun, but he didn't expect to be bumped into here.
"Ouch, Taipanhua still remembers me!"
Guan Hu saw that Guan Luoxue recognized him, and smiled happily and proudly. Then he turned his head to look at Lin Xu, and after taking a closer look, he said with some surprise: "Hey, you are Lin Xu, right? Good guy, I haven't seen you for two years, but you've grown quite tall!"
Although he dropped out of junior high school in the first year, it was not yet the winter vacation when he dropped out, and he did not finish the first semester of junior high school. After the Chinese New Year, it is the second year of junior high school, and now it is the second year of junior high school and another year.
Although they are in the same village, Lin Xu has indeed never met him again since Guan Hu dropped out of school, and today is the first time he has met him again. I just didn't expect that it would be in this situation. (To be continued.) )