Chapter 270 I don't lack a girlfriend, what I want is a wife
Not to mention that Zhou Tiangao was rescued with all his might in the hospital, Yang Yifan slept quite soundly this night. And it may be that he watched the live version of the live version of the Huochun * Palace at night, and his dreams this night have not been broken, all kinds of dreams that are not suitable for children.
There are all kinds of indescribable scenes with girls, but the appearance of this girl makes Yang Yifan a little unclear. For a while, it was Chu Ruoyi, and for a while, it was Fan Zetang, and suddenly it became Dami again, and even turned into Lan Shiyun...
Yang Yifan woke up in the morning and found that he had to change his underwear and sheets. Fortunately for him, it shouldn't be considered a break to the rake with a woman in a dream, at least he hasn't exploded yet.
was about to get up quietly and go to the toilet to wash his underwear, maybe it was such an embarrassing thing that happened in his heart, but Yang Yifan didn't find it out in his carelessness, and it wasn't until Gong Yu opened his mouth that he saw Gong Yu on the top bunk looking straight at himself with two dark circles under his eyes.
"Third child, what are you going to do here, although I also know that Teacher Cang's marriage will hit you hard, but you won't have a one-night spring dream, right?" Gong Yu's voice seemed slightly weak.
Yang Yifan was a little surprised, how did this second child know that he had a spring dream, could it be that he saw the underwear with unknown liquid on his hands? Thinking of this, Yang Yifan's face was slightly red, and he quickly hid the underwear behind him. "Why do you say that I had a night of spring * dreaming, last night I slept very well, I didn't dream at all!"
"Okay, okay, then please don't dream and don't talk in your dreams next time, okay? Do you know how hard I was last night? I want to sleep but can't sleep, I don't sleep for a long night and it's too boring, so I can only start listening carefully to what you say in your sleep. ”
Saying that, Gong Yu glanced at Yang Yifan helplessly. "From the time you start talking in your sleep to the end of your dream just a second before you wake up. You called Chu Ruoyi's name 2,300 times, the name Fan Zeyu 2,500 times, Dami 2,000 times, and Lan Shiyun 2,000 times. In addition to that, you also called 8,000 times flax fall, 1,000 times ah she Sino Oh Ku you, 500 times a ku. ”
Yang Yifan was dumbfounded when he heard this, and his mouth couldn't close for a long time. How boring is this Gong Yu, he actually wrote down his name and the number of times he called it in Japanese, and he called it so many times, don't you want to be so ashamed of it! It adds up to 18,300 times, even if it is called once a second, it has been called for five hours in a row... It seems that the trauma I suffered under the double blow of Mr. Cang's marriage and Zhou Tiangao's on-site observation yesterday is really huge.
"Wow, third child, you are really so good, it turns out that Chu Ruoyi really didn't ask the wrong question that day when he wanted to ask Diexian. The third one, your girlfriend does seem to be a bit much, hurry up and teach us a few tricks, especially teach the second child well. Ask him to find a girlfriend quickly, I feel cautious when I look at the green hat on his head all day long. ”
This is the dormitory boss Cao Peng, who made this sigh, he was also woken up by the conversation between Yang Yifan and the others, listened silently for a while, and finally couldn't help but scream.
"Uh... What kind of mess is the boss, isn't it enough for you to have Wang Ru? I still want to learn a few tricks, you are not afraid that Wang Ru will beat you to death!" Yang Yifan glanced at Cao Peng speechlessly, this girl is also a 'strong mouth king', don't look at the usual people who say that they are more bulls than cows, if you ask Wang Ru to go east, you don't dare to go west, and if you ask her to chase dogs, you don't dare to chase chickens. In fact, as soon as he arrived in front of Wang Ru, he was as docile as a little kitten, no matter how Wang Ru grabbed him in his hands and played with it, he didn't even dare to breathe.
Cao Peng laughed awkwardly, then pointed at Gong Yu and said. "I won't bother you to teach, the fourth child can step on n boats without you teaching himself. You better teach Gong Yu, I think he needs your support. ”
"Don't!" Yang Yifan hadn't answered yet, but Gong Yu was the first to refuse. "I don't need any of you to teach me, I don't lack a girlfriend, what I need is a wife, do you understand?"
"Oh, don't be embarrassed, second child. What kind of wife are you looking for, which woman will marry you when she sees your cabinet of cuckolds? I think you should find a bubble friend, have nothing to do with friendship bubbles, and solve each other's physiological problems. "The "Legend System City Tour" you are watching now Chapter 270 I don't lack a girlfriend, what I want is that my wife only has a small half chapter, to see the full version, please Baidu search: (Ice + Thunder + Chinese + Text) Search again after entering: Legend System City Line