Chapter 117: What a long title

Seeing that Liu Ban didn't speak, Zhou Yurou naturally thought that her husband was probably confused. I didn't say anything at the moment, just subconsciously looked out the window. Then I was startled by what I saw.

"What's that?" she said, gesturing at the flaming battleships in the sky, her voice changed. "Yes...... Meteor shower?"

"Definitely not. Liu Ban shook his head firmly, and then pushed Zhou Yurou back into the archives. "You stay here and don't move, I'll go out and have a look, and I'll be back soon." ”

Zhou Yurou, who was pushed into the archive room by her husband, suddenly resisted her husband desperately like crazy, she desperately pushed away Liu Ban's hand, and then hit her head on Liu Ban's chest. The huge impact force knocked Liu Ban into a person and turned over on his back.

"Don't go!" Although the action was strong, Zhou Yurou spoke a little timidly. She looked at Liu Ban and said with a serious face, "You're just a little policeman." It's not a hero that the sky has fallen and you need to fight. It's good to leave this kind of thing to someone else, you are not allowed to go!"

"What nonsense are you talking about. Liu Ban sighed, wanting to break away from Zhou Yurou's arms. But I didn't expect that my wife, who has always been weak, could burst out with such a powerful power from her body. He even felt that his arm was pinched and hurt a little, and it hurt to the heart.

"Don't go. Zhou Yurou seemed to have guessed something with a woman's unique intuition, and she was not angry, she just looked at Liu Ban with a pitiful face, and said in a low voice, "You went out, what should I do?"

"Okay, okay, I'm not moving. Liu Ban officially admitted defeat and surrendered, half lying on the ground, and put his arm around Zhou Yurou's waist, "Even if I go, it's to see what's going on outside." Can I become a hero who saves the world?"

Zhou Yurou breathed a sigh of relief, only then did she realize that her posture with her husband was a little indecent. She patted her husband who was pressed under her coquettishly, but her face flushed, and she snorted softly, "You are a serious thing." ”

After a long time, seeing that there was no movement outside, Liu Bancai gently pushed his wife up from him and said in a low voice, "I have something to talk to you about." ”

If your husband suddenly says, "I have become the Pope of God." The wife who heard this was afraid that her first reaction was to take her husband to the psychiatric department quickly. After all, the people of Gaia generally have no faith, and although some long-standing religions exist, after all, it is only to the extent that "it doesn't matter if there are believers or unbelievers". What's more, with the advancement of science and technology, people will always feel more or less that religion is probably not much different from fraud.

"What are you going to say?" Zhou Yurou became nervous all of a sudden, she tightly tugged on Liu Ban's clothes and asked, "Are you going to tell me that even if you only have two hundred yuan of pocket money a month, you can find a small one outside, right?!"

Liu Ban's mental preparation completely collapsed, and he looked at his nervous wife in front of him with a crying and laughing, "Are you sick?"

"I'll tell you that your surname is Liu, you don't come to this set!" Zhou Yurou bent down and frowned, her little fist clenched and jumped out of the spark, "You are born as a ghost of the old lady, and you have to be the dead ghost of the old lady when you die!"

Liu Ban smiled bitterly, "You are the only one in this world who is so precious to me." Don't worry, no one will pick me up if you throw me outside. ”

"Not necessarily. A woman's voice came from outside the archives, slightly blocked by the door, and she couldn't hear it clearly, "His Majesty the Pope is an important believer of my lord, and if we throw it away like this, we will be very distressed." ”

Zhou Yurou, whose expression had just eased down, was really anxious this time, and the hand holding Liu Ban's clothes naturally moved upward, pinching Liu Ban's ears and twisting it, "You still say that there is no one outside?!"

Liu Ban heard that the person outside the door was Ruan An, but his wife's speed was too fast, and before he could explain, his ears had already reached his wife's hands. The poor Pope's crown was twisted by his own wife and jumped up, "You light! You really want to twist me into one ear?!"

Zhou Yurou was already pale with tears in the corners of her eyes, but the strength in her hands did not weaken at all, but there was a tendency to continue to exert her strength, "Three years, three years! Your big pig's trotters have finally leaked out of the horse's feet! Now you have the ability, I only give you 200 yuan a month, and I can find a little vixen! Now, now I still bring the little vixen directly to demonstrate with me, right?!"

Women are indeed the strangest creatures in the world, capable of grasping all the contradictions in the words of others, but ignoring the most important cues. Words such as "Pope", "His Majesty", "My Lord" and other words that are completely incompatible with real life are like a gust of breeze, which did not cause any reaction from Zhou Yurou, but the concern of the woman outside the door directly toppled a vat of good Shanxi old vinegar. Zhou Yurou instantly turned into a Hedong lion and screamed at poor Liu Ban.

"That woman's name is Ruan An, and she is my colleague!" Liu Ban was really in pain, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, reached out and hugged Zhou Yurou in his arms, and then followed the direction of his ears being twisted, hugged her horizontally and turned around twice, which gave his ears a little respite. Then taking advantage of the moment when the pain was a little relieved, he shouted outside the door, "If you add to the chaos again, I will go to Shen Xi to complain!"

Ruan An smiled lightly, opened the door of the archive room that Liu Ban and Zhou Yurou had not opened with all their might before, and whispered to Zhou Yurou, who was almost crying with a pale face, "I'm sorry, sister, I was joking with Brother Liu just now." ”

Strange to say, Zhou Yurou, who saw Ruan An's first face, quickly let go of her hand holding her husband, and smiled a little embarrassedly. Then he began to care about Liu Ban's injury, "How is it, no...... You didn't pinch it off, did you?"

I didn't pinch it off, but Liu Ban was scared. "What do you want to do?" I said ......" The second half of the begging for mercy was blocked by Zhou Yurou.

"That woman must have nothing to do with you. Zhou Yurou looked at Liu Ban in front of her with a smile, "Such a beautiful girl will definitely not look down on you, and she is not your dish." ”

The woman's suspicion came and went suddenly. This is Liu Ban's only thought now. He looked at his wife in front of him weakly, and all he thought was "It's better to just lie down on the ground and pretend to be dead."

"Looks like I'm not here at the right time. "Where can a person like Ruan An not know what's going on, but just pretend to be unaware of it out of bad taste. She looked at Liu Ban with a smile and asked, "Your Majesty, have you explained the situation to Madame?"

"As you can see, I'm just just out of my grip. Liu Yan waved his hand weakly, "Since you are here, then please explain it." ”

"I am a servant of the sinner, the protector of the mob and the fraudsters, named Nguyen An. Ruan An smiled and curtsied to Zhou Yurou, "Your husband Liu Ban is the first disciple of my lord in Gaia. He is a prophet, an enlightener, a shepherd of the confused lambs, a watcher of our Lord in this world, and a guide of the church...... Ruan An wanted to continue, but was stopped by Liu Ban, "Speak human words!"

"It's my lord's men. Ruan Anmei rolled her eyes and made a final summary. Then he said seriously to Zhou Yurou, "I must remind you that there is no joke at all in what I said just now, and everything I said is the truth." For your personal safety, please don't make jokes about my lord. ”

(End of chapter)