(extra) casual nonsense * Taoist priest

After reading the comments on station B, I scribbled it.,It's still going to be updated normally today.。

Borrowing the building, I just read the landlord and your comments, so I made up a complete little story to show my classmates, make it up, please don't mind.

On the wife's birthday, the husband wants to surprise her. When she came home from work that day, she found that her beloved puppy was missing, and her husband regretfully told her that the puppy had been given away. Then, when the wife beat her chest and cried, the husband brought out a pot of steaming pots, touched her head and said, "Lie to you, the dog is in the pot, eat it while it's hot." ”

The wife looked at the pot in grief, but saw the stinking blood flowing from the stewed meat in the pot, and above the rotten meat was the face she knew best. She looked up in horror, only to find that the only thing standing in front of her was the dog's face that had been stripped of human skin.

The wife was shocked, and then she also tore off her own face, revealing a dog's face, and the two dog-faces looked at each other, and laughed out loud, and suddenly the room was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.

"Happy Year of the Dog, you two!" just as the two dogs looked at each other and smiled, the husband's mother returned. I saw her carrying a bag of grapes in her hand and placing it on the table. When he looked up, he saw two dog faces leaning in front of him, looking at her with resentful eyes. The mother couldn't stand the fright, and she didn't have time to react, and she fainted all of a sudden.

The husband glanced at his wife and smiled strangely: "This old woman, don't you know that dogs can't eat grapes?" Then he took out a sharp knife from his pocket and cut off the old man's head. But at that moment, the human skin on the old man's face slipped off, and what caught his eye was a wrinkled dog face.

The husband knew that this was his mother's face, and he couldn't help but be in great pain, so he swallowed the grapes and killed himself. When the wife saw that her husband was dead, she did not want to live alone, so she swallowed the grapes and killed herself.

But in the next moment, a golden light suddenly appeared on the neck of the old man's corpse, and a brand-new human head grew in an instant. He is a Taoist priest, specializing in subduing demons and eliminating demons, it is the Year of the Dog, dog demons are rampant, he has to design to kill demons in this way.

The people of the city had to know that the priest had subdued the demons, and they invited the Taoist priest to a banquet. But the Taoist priests rejected them one by one. People praised the Taoist priest's character and merits, so soon the news of the Taoist priest's demon extermination spread all over the country. But what people don't know is that the Taoist priest rejected them, not because he was not utilitarian, but because the banquet was full of vegetables and fruits that dogs could not eat. And under the human skin of the Taoist priest, he is also a dog's face.

It's the Year of the Dog, I hope you pay attention to your personal safety outside, and don't trust anyone, because behind everyone, there is an unknown side. And if you're watching the story here, you've probably been targeted by the demons around you. Happy Year of the Dog!