"Do you know my name?"

“...... Huai, Huai poem?"

"What about gender?"

"Male ......"

"Age?"

"I heard...... It's seventeen......"

"Occupation?"

"Heaven and Astronomy will ...... Inspector in Xinhai. ”

In the messy office, the smell of gunpowder that never dissipated was only the gasp of tension and fear.

Behind the desk, the old man, who was gasping under the pressure of the sword and axe, lowered his head and answered the uninvited guest's question, shivering in the chill that came to his face.

Just across the table, the young man lowered his head and flipped through his mobile phone casually, looking at the speeches of today's sand sculpture netizens, and asked absentmindedly: "Is there anything else?"

"Also, there's ......"

The old man's lips trembled, and he felt the sharp coldness gradually pressing down on his neck, and he couldn't help but swallow and spit at the mouth, not knowing what he wanted to hear.

How exactly should it be answered.

Before this, the neurotic in front of him didn't ask, he just broke in all the way, and all his subordinates went on the road like chopping melons and vegetables, leaving only their own heads.

At that time, they tried all means to communicate with him, but he did not speak.

Now, at last, he spoke, but he didn't know how to answer.

The old man's mind was racing, pondering the meaning of Huai's poems, and he only hoped that he would not be like those difficult brothers and sisters a few days ago, and he would be beheaded without saying a word.

Huai Shi, seventeen years old, Xinhai Inspector, the decapitated king of Jinling, the most famous executioner in the Asian region of the Astronomical Society, and the king of murder.

What does he want to hear?

No, I think I can give something, right?

"I ...... I know. He was stunned for a moment, looked at the safe behind the painting next to him, and finally suddenly realized: "I have just arrived, and I don't know the local rules, so please have a lot of ...... Please, please allow me to show me a little bit of my mind. ”

Break the fortune and avoid disasters.

These border smugglers, even if they seem to be rich and powerful, are in fact like dogs compared to the really powerful people.

Even if Huai Shi rushed in today and killed him like those few things that didn't have long eyes a few days ago, like a chicken, and turned around to type a report and make up a black letter, no one dared to cry out for himself.

If you want to live for a long time, you have to put the dots in place.

This kind of omission should not have occurred in the first place, but the problem is that this inspector has risen too fast, and he has never paid attention to irrelevant invitations.

Everyone couldn't get on the line, and they didn't have time to test whether this big brother was as ruthless and unkind as rumored, and disaster came.

Now that Huai Shi asked, he was not surprised.

It's just a matter of spending some money, and it's good to be able to buy your life.

But immediately after, he felt the knife and axe on his neck suddenly press down, and it was piercing and cold.

The young man sitting opposite him rolled his eyes, and when he raised his pupils, his expression became indifferent.

"Am I asking you this?"

Huai Shi asked coldly, "Do you think that a Xinhai inspector can't handle you, or is it a little hairy kid who is only seventeen years old to fool around?" Or do you just think that I cut down all your men, rushed into your lair, pressed you in front of the axe, and asked you questions for fun?"

In this room shrouded in faint darkness, it was as if it was a cold winter.

It was obviously summer, but that gloomy killing intent was like a cold wind, making people freeze in place and shiver.

The young man looked down at him and asked word by word:

"—do you know what time it is?"

“......”

The old man froze in place, his lips buzzing, and he wanted to ask for mercy, but he couldn't speak. Racking my brain to remember what time it was recently, but no matter what, I can't think of anything wrong.

It was just an uneventful May, and as usual, there were no problems at all, even the Astronomical Society's crackdown on smuggling at the end of the year and the beginning of the year......

But in an instant, he suddenly realized: "Is it difficult, is it ...... Is it your old birthday?"

"Birthday fart!"

Huai Shi was furious: "My birthday is April, and it's already over, do you really think that Lao Tzu is rare for your money? Do you know that today is May 29th?"

"Huh?" the old man was dumbfounded.

Huai Shi was furious, slapped his hand on the table, and scolded angrily: "Do you know that I have a week to take the college entrance examination?!"

What's that?

The old man couldn't react.

"Do you know that I am Huaishi, and you know that I am seventeen years old this year, but you don't know that I am still a high school student, and I have been so busy with exams recently?"

Huai Shi pulled out the sacrificial knife and stuck it in front of his face, staring into his eyes: "Do you know that when you were reviewing before the exam, someone suddenly sent you a text message saying that you should fucking work, and then you had to go to the door and come to chop up your gang of smuggled Wang Balambs under the big sun?"

"Uh......"

In the long stupor, the old man was incredulous: "Just ...... That's because of this?"

More than a dozen border smugglers, all the hard work of half a lifetime, all the savings, a total of more than 400 people's heads, and dozens of routes that add up to more than a billion dollars of water every month......

Just because you're going to take the college entrance examination, and you plan to sprint to review, it's all gone?

His face flushed.

I don't know where I got the courage, and I really want to ask the decapitated king of Jinling in front of me: Is there something wrong with you?

"Otherwise!" Huai Shi asked solemnly: "Is it important for me to study that thing of yours?!"

“......”

"On weekdays, you are a traitor, how to deal with it, I don't care, I tell you today, I want you to tell everyone you know-"

Huai Shi pulled out the sword of virtue, put it on his neck, and said word by word: "Seven days before the exam, three days during the exam, these ten days, no matter what kind of smuggling or messy business, I will stop."

If I get into the exam room and I receive a text message, someone tells me: I'm sorry, there are a few smuggled fools in your neighborhood who are selling banned drugs at the border, you should go and check it now...... What will be the consequences, I don't need to say more, right?"

"I don't care what backstage you are, who is behind you, what grade of bastard you are a pawn for, whoever dares to stir things up during my exam, I want someone to look good, understand?"

The old man screamed involuntarily.

For the sword of virtue had been nailed into the back of his hand pressed on the table, burning the wound and sneering.

"Clear, understood!" he screamed, "I understand it all." ”

"Good. ”

Huai Shi bowed his head, pulled out the sword of virtue, and glanced at him one last time: "Then I wish you good health and all the best." ”

With a wave of his hand, the Yin Ghost was recalled.

He turned away as the darkness thinned, leaving only the old man who had just woken up from a dream sitting in his office, where the smell of blood had not yet dissipated.

As he politely closed the door, the ravaged solid wood desk collapsed, shattered, and fell to the ground in an instant.

In the silence, only the sluggish old man shivered.

Still immersed in this unreasonable nightmare.

Outside the door, the scorching sun shone down, illuminating the young man's slightly pale face.

"Summer is coming......"

He sighed, glanced up at the clear sky, walked into the crowd of people passing through the street, and disappeared.

.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Huai Shi returned to school, and sure enough, she saw Fu Yi feeding the dog in her piano room.

"Ah, you're late again?" Fu Yi looked back at him in surprise.

Then the broken dog, taking advantage of her inattention, skillfully walked to the corner and crossed his legs......

Huai Shi suddenly flew up, but it turned out to be kicked in the air, and the broken dog was already hiding behind Fu Yi, grinning smugly at him.

"Why are you defecating in the open again!"

Fu Yi looked down at it angrily.

"Dogs are disobedient, most of them are pretending. Huai Shi stood next to her and suggested compassionately: "It's okay to castrate, do you want me to help?"

"It's just a dog, you don't have to worry about it, do you?"

Fu Yi rolled his eyes and kicked it, but instead of being angry, the broken dog glanced at Huai Shi proudly, as if Huai Shi would be very envious. After taking two breaths, he shrank into the nest under the air conditioner and continued to sleep.

"This fucking shit. ”

Huai Shi scratched her head, deeply feeling the old man's grief and helplessness.

It is said that in the past two days, the conflict between the dog and Director Fu has intensified, and it has been so troubled that Director Fu is about to dispatch snipers - the reason is because the dog ate the old man's gun for the third time, and this time he didn't even leave a bullet.

The old man couldn't stand it anymore, so Fu Yi could only stuff him into Huaishi's piano room - it was Huaishi's turn to have a headache.

What kind of sin have you created, and you have tormented yourself with this beast.

"Why don't you give it to me, I think this dog is related to me. Huai Shidi didn't know how many times he suggested: "My family has a relative at the border, where the place is big, it goes to make a fuss, bites whatever it wants, and it will be happy when the time comes." ”

Well, he has already bought the recipe for the Abyss Dog Meat Pot, and the condiments are complete, just one dog is missing.

The dog raised his eyes and looked at him, and snorted through his nostrils, as if he sneered in disdain, and did not want to pay attention to him.

"Tsk......"

Huai Shi pulled out the sacrificial knife from behind his back and considered coming for the night.

"Alright, don't make a fuss. Fu Yi shook his head: "Teacher Wu came to you just now." ”

"You just said I went to review. Huai Shi replied without shame and told the truth: "I just performed a cello piece, and everyone who has heard it says it's good." ”

"The disaster drill class must be attended by all the staff. Fu Yi said: "You are missing three classes, and the Academic Affairs Office can't talk about it." ”

Huai Shi walked to the window, looked down, and saw the students in the playground in a neat queue, listening to the teachings of the foreign teachers. It's all about emergency evacuation and response strategies in the event of a disaster, which is nothing more than the same old fashion.

Among the instructors who claimed to be from the fire department, you can also see several familiar faces from the social security bureau.

Recently, there have been a lot of strange things, and due to the increase in the activity of essentia in the current realm, there have been some troubles in many areas.

For example, a tree dozens of meters high suddenly grew under the floor of the house overnight, but my own family lived on the twelfth floor, infectious diseases, rising sea levels and earthquakes, and I opened my eyes in the middle of the night to see the old man next door who had been dead for a long time standing at the head of his bed......

Some of them are rumors, some are normal geological movements, and some are really weird. This is largely due to the fact that some of the indices on the inside of the frame have not had time to adjust.

Some people think that it is time for the revival of the aura to come, so they buy two books of cultivation cheats and come back to practice, and practice until they are hospitalized......

In short, the entire hidden department of the current situation has been overloaded recently, and it stands to reason that the Social Security Bureau has been so busy for a period of time that it can't take care of anything else - otherwise Director Fu would have fought with that broken dog a long time ago.

Huai Shi is quite looking forward to such a scene.

It will be very pleasant to see who wins or loses......

As for disaster drama classes, this kind of thing is just a matter of preparedness. A sublimator like Huai Shi still has to learn, which makes the people who lecture above under great pressure.

Tell me a joke: The Guillotine King of Jinling is here to listen to your instructions on how to deal with disasters correctly......

Instead of worrying about this, you should worry about your worst math class.

The most important thing is that Huai Shi will not ...... Not many people in the fragments of the Book of Destiny do. After Huai Shi hacked people to death, what fragments can be included are purely based on luck, like drawing cards.

But none of the guys who licked the blood on the tip of the knife were good at math, otherwise they could give him make-up lessons - this is actually normal, you really have to study well, have ability, and have brains, who still needs to be a traitor to make money?

Seeing the college entrance examination coming day by day, Huai Shi couldn't help pinching her chin and began to think: Why don't you go and cut a few math teachers tomorrow?

"Speaking of which, since you don't go to Vienna...... What are you going to do for the college entrance examination?"

Next to the window, Fu Yi, who was holding a dog with his back to Huai Shi, suddenly asked.

"Hmm...... Didn't think about it. Huai Shi scratched her head: "What about you?"

"I didn't think about it either. Fu Yi said, "My mother wants me to go to Rome, and my father plans to send me to Jixia...... There are a bit of doorways on both sides. ”

"Grass?"

Huai Shi scratched her head.

Although Jixia University is not well-known to ordinary people, in fact, it is secretly the largest scholar organization in the entire Eastern Xia and a superficial subsidiary.

In addition to the sublimators of the Dongxia lineage and the members of the Social Security Bureau, the included are also places that specialize in cultivating relevant talents. I'm afraid it's similar on the Roman side.

Whichever of the two places is the one, I'm afraid I wouldn't expect a guy with an astronomical background to come here.

Even if you go, you will still be polite, but don't think about the real core institution, and get your graduation certificate in the surrounding area for four years with peace of mind.

Volunteering, this is indeed a problem.

Why don't you take the Jinling University of Science and Technology?

Until the evening, Huai Shi was still thinking about this question, but there was still no answer.

Soon, he heard a cooing sound outside the window.

When I raised my eyes, I saw a gray dove landing by the window, and I looked at the Huai poem in the window.

Suddenly, he asked, "Is Mr. Huaishi at home?"

"What?"

Huai Shi was stunned for a long time before she realized that this was the unique border abyss group on the Gray Bank border in the past, and because of her own talent and ability, she often served as a messenger between the borders.

I heard that after the earthquake on the Gray Bank a few days ago, the whole thing was about to be scrapped, and this messenger tribe did not know where it had migrated. Unexpectedly, one suddenly came to my door today.

"I am. Huai Shi opened the window: "What are you doing?"

"There is a letter from you, please scan this code...... By the way, I was given a five-star review, thank you. ”

The gray pigeon spread its wings and shook for a moment, and suddenly a letterhead larger than its size landed on the table, and then, skillfully, turned around and scanned the QR code behind Huai Shi.

After the five-star praise, the pigeon politely said goodbye and left, and before leaving, he asked if he wanted to throw a garbage on him...... It can only be said that the service is comprehensive.

And Huai Shi leaned back in her chair, looking at the letter that named herself, scratching her head, not knowing who sent it.

Lao Liu? No, I said something on WeChat.

That...... Sister Xian, she did send it, but what she sent was usually postcards and souvenirs from all over the world, and she didn't even sign her name.

Lily?

No, since the last time, she seems to be angry, and she hasn't paid attention to herself...... Sending text messages and not replying is confusing.

Could it be...... Bomb?

Huai Shi's persecution PTSD was suddenly launched, and the whole person instantly shrank to the other end of the room, waiting for it.

And in the midst of his vigilance, the envelope, which had been touched by Huai Shi for a moment, suddenly shook.

As if recognizing the characteristics of Huai Shi himself, the envelope stamped with alchemical fire paint unraveled itself, revealing the delicate letters within, as well as a thick stack of vouchers and bills.

At the top, there is a very elaborate style of stationery, branded with gold edges, it is really pure gold, Huai Shi can feel that there are several grams on it.

And when Huai Shi picked up the letter and read it carefully, he fell into a long stupor.

Dear Mr. Huaishi,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been hired by the University Department of the Ivory Tower and offered the positions of 'Assistant Teaching in Abyss Botany' and 'Lecturer in Classical Music Appreciation'.

Enclosed is a list of the required books and equipment. Semester is scheduled to begin on September 1. We will be waiting for you on August 31 with White City Pier.

Sincerely, Ophelia Griffin, Associate Director of the School Office.

[Uniform] Required・None.

[Textbook] Required: None

[Other Equipment] Required・None

"What is this?"

Huai Shi touched his head and looked at the keywords on it again.

Stunned in place.

Ivory Tower, University Department, Hiring Teaching Assistants, Lecturers?

What's this?

- I haven't even touched the edge of the university, why did I suddenly run to get a job?