Chapter 14: Goblins vs. Gnomes (2)

As an oracle, Hu Yu was arranged in the most "luxurious" shack, although it was "luxurious", it was more furniture than other sheds, and it was only slightly cleaner. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 info "I'm afraid I'm the worst messenger for the goblins, right?" Hu Yu muttered to himself.

waved away a few flies flying around, and boredly flipped through the pamphlet in his hand. The two big characters of the ancestral heirloom occupy eighty percent of the cover, as if afraid that others will not know that this is the ancestral one, the cover is stained with oil, and the worn-out kraft paper is rubbed yellow and black, but the quality is still reasonable, almost no damage, and the whole book exudes a strong smell of sweat.

"Isn't this Kletche hidden close to his body all day long?" Just as he was about to open it, Hu Yu was discouraged by the smell. hurriedly waved around, and when the stench was almost gone, Hu Yu looked at it with disgust.

If it is said to be an ancestral tradition, it is better to say that it is more accurate to say "paternal inheritance", and most of the strange and obscene signatures in the whole book are old Kreacher, that is, Kreacher's father. The whole book is like a hodgepodge, from a little knowledge of astronomical knowledge to a technical guide to farming. The knowledge is not much related to each other, the first page is still instructing how to stew the hind leg of the pig in place, and the next second is teaching how to make gunpowder.

"One nitrate, two sulfur and three charcoal, I know more about this than you!" Hu Yu teased. "Can you use gunpowder and still make the dwarf bully like this? This goblin leader is not highly educated, and he took a broken book for nothing" "The production of a washboard?

Before the words fell, Hu Yu froze. His eyes widened, and his eyes looked straight at the album.

It turned out that as the leader of the tribe and part-time tribal priest, old Kreacher would also "rub fireballs" as a magic skill. In fact, the sacrifices of each goblin tribe can release some spells, but the meeting is different, and the sacrifices of each tribe are not connected to each other. With the passage of the ancient goblin era, the goblin race gradually declined, and finally reached the bottom of the biological chain, reduced to fighting with the gnomes for a living.

Most of the spells that old Kreacher got were also lost, not because he couldn't learn them, but because his mana storage was too small, and he could only meet the requirements of "rubbing fireballs". Moreover, in the area of the Forbidden Demon Forest, there are almost zero free magic elements in the air, and if you want to release spells smoothly, the difficulty is almost doubled compared to other places in the ordinary continent, and the storage of your own magic power is also more demanding.

In fact, the old Kreacher also got into the dead end that almost all the goblins in the world would drill into, not that the ancient goblins had a strong mana storage, but they found another way, using powerful alchemy to simulate the release process of magic power, and directly relying on foreign objects to complete one magic after another. But being able to release some small spells is already a fatal temptation for Hu Yu, a "Muggle" who traveled from his previous life. Tired of those women who look flying and domineering, waving their staffs and splashing sparks at every turn, how Lao Hu wants to try the feeling of "rubbing fireballs"!

Coincidentally, Hu Yu, like other civilians on the mainland, basically had no ability to meditate, so the barrier of the Forbidden Demon Forest was dispensable for Hu Yu. When he was on the battlefield, he happened to absorb several of Vivien's magic attacks, and he also retained a lot of magic power in his body.

Placing his hands flat on his chest, he took a deep breath, and accumulated the magic power in his body, as if his chest was filled with flames, Hu Yu pushed the magic power in his chest upwards violently, and a fireball the size of a watermelon rushed straight to the roof, and with a "boom", the roof of Hu Yu's shack was blown up by a small fireball.

A female goblin dressed as a "flowery" stood at the door, Hu Yuqiang endured the joy in his heart and asked, "What are you doing?"

"First ...... The leader told me to come and mate with the Divine Envoy," the female goblin stumbled as she wiped the snot she had left behind on her clothes.

"Poof" Hu Yu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, thinking to himself, "Does this goblin still have unspoken rules?" This ****** is too straightforward!" Seeing the miserable appearance of this female goblin, he quickly waved his hand.

"No, just tell your leaders that this divine envoy does not get close to women in order to spread the faith."

In fact, it is normal for more powerful clansmen to obtain the mating rights of females in lower species, combined with the power and sex trading in his previous life, it was Hu Yu who complicated this matter. After all, if you have the intelligence of an ordinary woodland goblin, if you can think of such a witty approach as "unspoken rules", you will not be reduced to begging for a living with leprosy gnomes in the deep mountains and old forests.

But on the contrary, Kreacher, who was enlightened by the power of faith, made great strides in his intellect. Although the appearance has not changed much, Kreacher has instinctively begun to hate the "open-air mud baths" that the woodland goblins perform every day, and he can even think of the "seduction" as a way to stammer.

After the female goblin left, Hu Yu silently looked at the otherworldly sky through the broken ceiling, and after a while, he gradually fell asleep again.

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"Hu Sheneman" led a mighty team of dozens of goblins to set off. Because at Hu Yu's request, the goblins brought all the gunpowder stocks, but because of this, their burdens were much heavier, and their movements were slowed down.

The strong goblins in the team not only took more, but pressed the weak goblins to bear the burden, and the marching team was stretched dozens of meters alive, and the strong goblins walked in the front, not still cursing something, and the relatively thin ones sighed at the back. There was no discipline at all, and from time to time a few goblins got tangled up because of the uneven distribution of breakfast. The leader of Kreacher also jumped up and down everywhere to "wipe the butts" of the soldiers, and just pulled the two goblins who were fighting apart, and opened his mouth to teach a lesson, but there were old and weak goblins behind the team, and he didn't care about the lesson, Kreacher ran to the back of the team again, and was busy going around.

Looking at the team with extremely low combat effectiveness, Hu Yu made his own small calculations. "Looking at the ghost appearance of these goblins, you can also guess how bad the combat power of those gnomes can be! Lao Tzu can use fireball skills to scare and scare those little dwarfs and not be able to catch them?"

"When the time comes, add a group of believers, haha" Riding on the strongest "Little Sunflower" among the only two wild boars in the goblin tribe, Hu Yu couldn't help laughing.

The team continued to walk, and suddenly a rush of urine hit them. Master Hu Yu simply turned sideways, jumped off the pig's back, walked into the woods on the side of the road, took out the guy, turned on the faucet, and hummed a song comfortably with his eyes closed.

Humming and humming, Hu Yu suddenly felt that something was not quite right, why was there no sound when this urine was spilled on the ground?

Hurriedly opened his eyes, only to see his "baby" spitting at a pockmarked face.

", Yan she?!"