Ants are still stealing, dogs also want to cheat, who doesn't have a dream or something.

Xichun has been fortunate to worship the Huilong Sect since he was a child, and because of his outstanding talent, he has been appreciated by a generation of grandmaster Chun Bing'er, and has become a disciple of three generations. Because of his loyalty, he was awarded the important position of Dharma Protector, and he was in charge of the three hundred Dharma Protector disciples of the main peak. It is really the proud daughter of a generation, and Kyushu is quite famous.

However, her previous life trajectory was just a plain foreshadowing, and after the age of thirty, she rose like a dragon.

In terms of position, she jumped directly from the original protector to the master of Longyang Palace, and then took charge of the post of deputy hall of the Spring Palace.

In terms of cultivation, Xichun is even more favored, and she has cultivated to the realm of scattered immortals that is occasionally mentioned in legends and myths, and before she succeeded, she was already in the fifth highest position on the list of immortals.

And on the basis of all this, the parents are still good-looking!

Such an extraordinary life is enviable and enviable. But when you ask Xichun if she has any regrets and any desires and dissatisfactions, this proud woman of the sky will nod her eyebrows.

Ever since she accidentally smelled the burnt meat of Lingjiao, she has been thinking about it every day, and she really wants to eat Lingjiao in her dreams!

Xichun recently coquettishly drunk with me, saying that she borrowed the Dragon Mi Dream Heart Sutra to evolve all things in her dreams, but she couldn't conjure the meat fragrance of Lingjiao, so she had to cut the green dragon to stew meat for her, hoping to solve this knot.

I once wondered if Xichun's appetite for Lingjiao had almost surpassed the demons in the heart of the Yangchun Heart Sutra.

Sure enough, when I heard what I said, Xichun immediately stopped making trouble, and kowtowed to Manrou neatly, and coquettishly persuaded: "Madame, don't be angry, don't be angry with the fetus, Xichun knows that it is wrong, wait until the evening to knead Mrs. Feet to make amends~~"

Xichun is the best at coquettishness, Rao is Manrou's mood is calm, and she can't stand her cat-like entanglement.

After a few good words, Manrou couldn't hold back her smile anymore, and said to Xichun: "Okay, okay, I don't know what magic power my husband's sentence of eating Lingjiao is, it makes you so obedient, but it is much more useful than my family method." ”

Xichun stood up with a smile, rubbed over to me and asked, "Naochun Hay Chun, have you caught Ling'er's kind?" Then we have to hurry up, remember to keep it secret after eating, but we can't let Ling'er know, in case it is its relatives who eat it, it will be embarrassing." ”

Tsk, I'll just say it's a demon, listen to how cold-blooded this is.

I asked Xichun to sit down and said, "I've been kneeling for a long time, and my knee doesn't hurt." ”

Xichun waved his hand: "You don't come to interrupt in the spring, didn't you fool me with what you just said?!"

I smiled dryly: "You can see it, the species of Lingjiao is really hard to find, I asked Qingchun to lead people to look for it several times but didn't find it, let's just eat fish, it will definitely satisfy you." ”

"You're fooling me. Xichun's eyes were red again, and as soon as she turned to Manrou, she opened her mouth and exposed: "Madame is in charge of Xichun, Naochun bullied me this morning, and he asked me to use ......"

"I'll let her use the spirit of play to learn more about the Fa!" I hurriedly took over the conversation and dragged Xichun again: "Then let's resurrect the spirit Jiao to eat!"

Xichun glared at me: "You are so cruel, Ling'er is my Lord Recognition Spirit Beast!"

I said that anyway, the variety of Lingjiao is peculiar, and it can be resurrected infinitely when it dies, everyone is so familiar with it, it should be a joke when you eat it.

"Although the truth is so, Lingjiao and I are like sisters and brothers, how can I talk about it. ”

I hirated: "It's not for you to eat it raw, let's do this, you are responsible for resurrecting the spirit Jiao, I will find an opportunity to carry it behind your back, and ensure that there is no shadow in your heart." ”

Xichun and Manrou were scared enough by me, and they all trembled.

Man Rou said: "Husband, don't say these terrible words, you will have nightmares when you listen to it." ”

Xichun said solemnly to me: "I warn you, if I resurrect Ling'er in the future, you must not attack it for this matter, otherwise I will not follow you!"

Man Rou helped: "I support Xichun in this matter, no matter how much the husband likes to joke, he can't despise the life of the spirit animal, grace and compassion are the minds of heroes of the world." ”

My purpose is to divert Xichun's attention, and eating Lingjiao or something is all emergency nonsense.

I said okay, since you two intercede, I'll let him go. Then I suggested again, "Let's go, let's eat grilled fish." ”

Xichun was successfully diverted by me, and no longer mentioned the previous incident, but the aroused appetite was not satisfied, she bit her fingers and swallowed saliva: "Baby Naochun, what do you say the taste of Qinglong?"

I was shocked: "Hey, hey, aren't you really willing to eat our Zhenshan Divine Beast?"

Xichun only hesitated slightly: "Actually, there is nothing that can't be done, let's count Pixiu now that there are five divine beasts, and it's nothing to eat one." ”

I said, are you counting chickens? That's a mythical beast, and you're going to fight for us in the future.

Xichun shook my arm: "What are you afraid of making spring, the little aunt is now a scattered immortal cultivator, you and Luo Fatzi are also living in the scene, not worse than a green dragon, or you can cut it off and jump back legs, which is enough to eat a few meals." ”

"Damn, and you, it's too cruel to eat alive. ”

Xichun pouted and flicked her eyes at Manrou: "Do you agree......

Threaten me!

With the last glimmer of hope, I proposed: "I don't know if the body of the Black Dragon King who was killed by the mysterious master is still there, if you have to eat dragon meat, let's go find it." ”

Xichun grinned and waved his hand: "It's not good, it's not good, that's what happened last time you retreated in the Moon Shadow Cave, it's definitely been rancid for so long." ”

I said that dragon meat is not pork and mutton, I heard that the body of the master of cultivation can not rot for several years after death, and the black dragon king is a divine beast, and the preservation ability is definitely not ordinary.

Xichun thought about it, and had to agree under the temptation of the gluttonous worm: "Okay, I just don't know if it tastes really fragrant." ”

When I saw that Xichun agreed, I was about to start Zhangluo, but when I turned my head to look, I saw that Manrou was looking at us with a smile.

I was a little uncomfortable with her, and I forced my aura to ask her coldly, "What are you looking at, do I have flowers on my face?"

Man Rou said softly: "The concubine is just a little curious, and she is the Black Dragon King and a mysterious master, I don't know what wonderful and interesting things you had in the Moon Shadow Cave when you and Xichun had a private meeting, and the concubine body wants to hear about it." ”

Manrou's words made me and Xichun embarrassed, I didn't know how to pick it up with haha, Xichun was even more stupid at this time, she blushed with a pretty face, and she didn't even dare to look at Manrou.

Man Rou snorted coldly: "The teaching affairs of the mountain gate are heavy, and the concubine also asks her husband to focus on the right business, don't waste the good mountains and rivers because of eating, drinking, and having fun." ”

I saluted Manrou: "Madame mentions that I am ashamed of my husband......"

Xichun hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed: "It's Xichun who is used to messing around, begging Mrs. to calm her anger." ”

"If you're tired, don't disturb my peace. Manrou dropped a sentence and turned back into the inner room, in an instant, I clearly saw her full of grievances, I and Xichun owed her too deeply, and the hurt she suffered was not so easy to forget.

As soon as Manrou left, Xichun stood up awkwardly, and I rushed to her: "Do you still eat dragons?"

Xichun kicked me in the calf: "You still have the face to kill me, it's obvious that you made Mrs. angry!"

How can I eat and live with the kick of the scattered immortals, and I stumble on the spot in pain: "I'm going to murder my husband again!"

Xichun hurriedly gagged me: "Be quiet, my good husband, let Mrs. hear the blow and make my hands bloom." ”

I hurriedly silenced and turned around to look at the inner room, and I didn't see any movement from Manrou for a long time, so I felt a little relieved.

Xichun whispered: "Let's go, let's eat fish." ”

I nodded her forehead: "You have a really big heart, and you still want to eat fish, and the thing that coaxes you is pointing at you, I have to avoid the limelight." ”

Xichun was so frightened that she almost exclaimed: "It's usually just that, at this time she is angry when she sees me, how can I coax well." ”

I said that the bell must be tied to the bell, it's a big deal if you let her hit it a few times, she can still hurt you now in the flesh and mortal womb, you big scattered immortal.

Xichun's expression was very nervous: "Where do you know Madame's methods, when she was beaten, I was not allowed to resist with my luck, although she did not cultivate, but she was also a master before, and her eyes were very poisonous, and she could see at a glance whether I was lucky or not." ”

I said then you just hold on.

Xichun tearfully pulled up her dress, revealing two points of black green on her waist: "Madame can be ruthless when she pinches me, I can't spare no matter how I cry and beg, I won't suffer." ”

It's shocking, I said that this is going against the sky, this can't be broken.

I wanted to have a seizure, but Xichun persuaded me: "Don't don't, don't don't, this is my own incompetence, don't blame Mrs." ”

I said what a mistake you made to make Manrou hit you so hard.

Xichun scratched her head a little embarrassed, and said in a low voice for a long time: "I amused my wife last night, saying that if I gave birth to a boy and she gave birth to a girl, let her give me the title of lady, and as a result, Mrs. became popular......"

I laughed angrily: "What are you thinking about, isn't this death, what if she gives birth to a boy and you give birth to a girl, do you think she can get used to you?"

Xichun's eyes darkened: "Anyway, I'm going to be bullied by her for the rest of my life, I just have a happy mouth, I just hope that my stomach is really competitive, if I even lose to Mrs. ......

Xichun really didn't dare to think about it when he said this, although the patriarchal style in the Xianxia world is not heavy, it has a great impact on wives and concubines, even if the husband is not particular, the wives and concubines will compare, and those who give birth to girls are often angry.

I said don't think about that, help me coax Manrou and I'll count you as a great achievement.

Xichun didn't live or die, so I had to increase my chips: "Coax her before dinner, and I'll help you cut the family law in half when you go back!"

Xichun grabbed my hand hard: "Deal!"

I had to avoid the limelight before Manrou dissipated my anger, and after thinking about it, I ran to Yuyang Courtyard to find Ji Xiaoman.

Ji Xiaoman was helping me copy the exercises in the room, and I was surprised to see that I came to visit suddenly.

"Brother, what's the matter with you, I'll just say three or five more words in my voice, it hurt too much to pretend to be Zhang Fei just now. ”

I said that I would ask you to verify something, and I asked Ji Xiaoman mysteriously: "You help my brother calculate, your sister-in-law is pregnant with a boy and a girl." ”

This is a trivial matter for Ji Xiaoman, and after a little calculation, he had the result, and congratulated me: "Brother is so blessed, Manrou's sister-in-law is pregnant with a little boy, Xichun's sister-in-law is pregnant with a little girl, and my brother has both children and daughters." ”

After being happy, I felt a cloud of sadness in my heart, happy spring, happy spring, I feel sorry for you, how can you live in the future.