Chapter Seventy-Eight: Xu Yang's Talent in Storytelling
"You're here, I'm sorry, I should have invited you, but it turned out that I couldn't leave it with my busy work here, and I asked Mr. Xu Yang not to pick on it!" Wu Ming said to Xu Yang while fiddling with things.
"Where is the matter, I am a nomad who has nothing to do, what can I do, it's okay anyway, by the way, these two are my friends, Wang Fatzi and Li Fatzi, both of them are curious about the formation in your mouth, I don't know if they are welcome or not. Xu Yang pointed at Fat Man Wang and Fat Man Li and said.
"What did I think it was? It's okay, a lot of people have been here these days. While I said that what I was going to show for a moment would not show anything in this small room, I had already consulted with our 'Gate' Master, and I had requisitioned a large conference hall. When the time comes, I will see a lot of people. "Wu Ming is very good at talking.
Xu Yang frowned and immediately laughed, this person is really not simple. It seems that there are really some 'yin' schemes in this. Of course, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth. Xu Yang nodded indifferently, looking at all kinds of things that this person 'played', including wood and stone, and Zhu Sha, saying that this person is still a Taoist priest who catches ghosts. It seems that this person should be a person from the ancient thousand 'gates'.
It is said that in ancient times, the military division-type characters of each dynasty and generation were all in the ancient thousands of 'gates', and this formation is really not a thing in the eyes of these people, that is to say, the legendary formation really exists, so the other party finds himself, one is to warn himself, and the second is to compete with himself, of course, as long as he moves a little bit when he competes, trap himself in that formation, as long as he does it for a day or two, then some things have been successful, and when the time comes, let himself out, the overall situation has been decided! This possibility is too high.
Xu Yang's brain was running rapidly, and he quickly turned everything very clearly. Then smile and wait for the offer, if the other party really proposes to accept it, do you want to accept it? A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, Xu Yang thought about a little guy, the baby's little mink, that little guy seems to have no problem! When he was on the island, he seemed to have encountered a formation, the passage that he hadn't walked for a long time, and that face. Either way, it's mysterious.
"Mr. Xu Yang, I have heard a lot of your legends in the past few days, I have admired you a little, I heard that you have been on the island alone for five years, I have to say that you are a person with great luck. If you don't mind, Mr. Xu Yang can tell me about the situation on the island?"
Hearing this Wu Ming's words, Xu Yang's heart moved, why do you not know why I am on the isolated island, and now I want to set my words, Xu Yang pretended not to know anything and said: "Alas, don't get it, I guess I am too famous, and I have a little more treasures in my hands, the so-called guilt of Huaibi, this is the reason, so I was kidnapped by a group of thieves." Fortunately, I still have some ability. escaped, but still ended up on an isolated island.
There is something magical about that isolated island. But I'm afraid that everyone will think I'm crazy, so I've never told anyone. So I don't want to say it now, you won't believe me if I tell the truth, I tell a lie, you believe it, but I can't pass this level myself!"
Xu Yang said with a sale. Just don't go on. And Xu Yang's expression is definitely actor-level, not to mention Wu Ming, but Wang Fatzi and Li Fatzi are a little itchy and want to know the following things. Wu Ming is also an old fritter, and he didn't even find out that Xu Yang seemed to be lying, and more importantly, when he saw Wang Fatzi's expression, he knew that Xu Yang seemed to be telling the truth.
"Hehe! Xu Yang, I can call you that, in fact, Xu Yang doesn't have to think about it. You must know that many of us are studying our different fields, and there are indeed many things in our fields that people cannot explain, such as my formation. It's too mysterious, and it's not explained, but it's real. So if you talk to me, I'm curious about what you're talking about now. ”
As soon as Wu Ming's words were finished, Wang Fatzi also said: "Yes, you kid is not exquisite, not authentic, I have asked you before, you have never told me, every time you prevaricate with other words." Today you must tell me, I really want to know what can happen that you can't even face. ”
Xu Yang was secretly happy in his heart, Wang Fatty, you are really my iron buddy, you are too powerful. As soon as he said this, he was not afraid that the other party would not believe it, and sure enough, as Xu Yang thought, when he heard Wang Fatzi's words, he looked at Wang Fatzi's expression that was not pretending at all, and the other party also believed Xu Yang's words, and looked at Xu Yang with some expectation.
"Alas!" Xu Yang sighed and said: "I'll say a few, then I'll talk about it, I'll just say it, you will hear it, if you believe it, you will know it yourself, if you don't believe it, let me tell a story, how about it?"
"Okay!" "No problem!" "Oh yes" all three said at the same time.
"Actually, what do you say? I don't know how to say it. You know, I was drifting on the sea for many days, and I had no water but fish in the sea to feed myself, and I felt like I was going to die. The first time I saw that island, I felt hallucinated that I was already dead to heaven!
I don't know if you've ever seen the Northern Lights. Even if you haven't seen it, there are many videos and pictures on the Internet. There I saw the island surrounded by the Northern Lights, which looked like a fairyland. Beauty! I don't even believe my eyes anymore. At first, I thought that I had entered an illusion, the illusion of death, and it was not said that when people die, they see a lot of things that others can't see, and I think so too.
But when I woke up the next day, I found myself lying on the island, and it turned out that what I saw yesterday was not a dream, not a hallucination, but a reality. I don't know how this light is formed, but it doesn't shine 24 hours a day, as if it takes a special circumstance to see this light.
And then you can't imagine it. This island is as magical as the fantasy drifting in China! It's not that I'm exaggerating, it's because there is such a magic in reality. When Xu Yang said this, he automatically picked up the water on the table and took a sip, as if to calm his mood. In fact, Xu Yang was thinking about how to make it up.
Lying is a 'door' art, especially in front of a thousand 'gates'. So Xu Yang had hypnotized himself for a short time before lying and making up stories, which was very simple for Xu Yang. Xu Yang's brain is now distracted, half of it is hypnotized by himself, and the other half is himself who is making up stories at a rapid pace. And Xu Yang also found that all aspects of the room were filmed. And Xu Yang also knew that someone in a certain room must be looking at him and analyzing himself.
"How is it?" Just as Xu Yang thought, in another room, there were seven or eight computers, all of which were Xu Yang on the computer screen, and now those people were trying to analyze Xu Yang's expression, from his eyes to his facial nerves. The last person said, "Boss." After the analysis of our computer and psychologists, the credibility should be at 90. In other words, this person is telling the truth now, and his expression fully explains that he saw that kind of love shadow at that time, and it should have completely penetrated into his brain. When you think about it, you limit yourself to the scene at that time. ”
The boss smiled and nodded without speaking, waved his hand, thought for a moment and continued: "Continue to analyze, when the time comes, you will pay attention to which of his words may be false, his words are very useful to us!" "Yes!" The man said respectfully.
Xu Yang continued to weave his story: "If I want to say that I have really never seen the animals and plants on that island, I Xu Yang can be regarded as well-read, but I have never seen any of the animals and plants on that island. More than two meters tall is just grass, more than ten centimeters tall is indeed a tree, you can't imagine that island, too much like a science fiction movie. By the way, that mink is a normal creature on that island. And the man-eating tree on that island, the man-eating 'flower'. When I first saw the cannibal 'flower', I saw a 'gorgeous' 'flower' bigger than the laundry tub, and if it wasn't for a bird flying in the sky, I would be the 'fat' material for that 'flower'. And those man-eating trees. It's terrible on that island, but it's there for me to survive, five years!
In five years, I knew a little bit about the island. To say that the safest time on that island is when the aurora appears, the whole island will be very calm, by the way, the fruits on that island are really delicious, although I don't know what those fruits are called, but the fruits bigger than our heads, a bite is full of water, sweet and sour.
But I was lucky enough to find Captain Kidd's treasure on that island. You can't imagine that the interior of that island has a treasure room the size of a football field, full of treasures. Medieval gold was less valuable than sand there, and the Holy Emperor's Sword and the like were all too commonplace. You've seen the things that I've taken out, and the things that are driving the world crazy now, and when you see them, you'll find that they're nothing but toys. Because when I was on that island, those things were just for me to eat.
I don't know what the life of the aristocracy is like now, but you can't imagine that you cook in a basin full of stones, the knife you use to kill fish is the royal treasure knife of the Guluo knife, the bowl you eat is the golden bowl of the European royal family, and when you have nothing to do, you play with precious stones as glass beads. It's a really good feeling!"
Xu Yang continued to make up his story, but everyone listened to Xu Yang's words, and had to say that Xu Yang had invisibly brought these people into his story. Even those who were watching didn't notice it......