Because of Fenghuo's ingenious writing style, such as: [Dynasty Speech White Emperor Caiyunjian] was greatly able to write such a famous hall by Fenghuo, as well as [Collusion].

This made me a little itchy, so I also imitated Beacon's writing style and added some interesting things to the article.

Cameo: [Dugu Addiction] [Fang Desire] [Lonely Wine Burning Heart] [Gentleman of Words] [Wen Qi Ruyu] [Three Knives] [Ah Liang's Donkey]

Once upon a time, there was a mountain called I is a mountain, there was a temple on the mountain called I is a temple, there was a monk in the temple called I was a monk, a monk had a sword called I is a sword, and a monk had a donkey called ......

Ah Liang, who was full of stubble, stood at the bottom of the mountain with two jars of wine, showed a smile, and then went up the mountain.

At the top of the mountain, in a small forest outside the temple, Ah Liang killed a big rooster, plucked the feathers, cut off the head of the chicken and threw it away, filled the wine jar that had just been drunk with sweet mountain spring water, put the chicken into the wine jar and lit the fire, all the chicken feathers were added to the fire and burned, and then climbed the temple wall to learn the cuckoo call.

A young monk dressed in what looked like a 'Vena' (temple management) was chanting in the hall covered his stomach and frowned, "Oops, my stomach hurts!"

With that, he ran out, then looked around the latrine, and rolled over the wall.

Ah Liang looked at the monk coming, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that you, a monk, still have six unpurified roots." ”

The monk scolded with a smile: "The six whiskers are pure in my heart, and I have a fart to talk about it." ”

The two drank the same jar of wine, and in a short time, the chicken in the jar was fully cooked.

Ah Liang handed the monk a chicken leg, and the monk took a big bite, and just swallowed it, he was shocked and said, "Where did you get this chicken!?"

Ah Liang said: "Of course I brought it myself." ”

The monk didn't believe it, squinted his eyes and looked at it, "You kid...... It can't be borrowed somewhere, right?"

Ah Liang Zhengse said: "I really brought it myself!"

The monk still didn't believe it, Ah Liang rolled his eyes and said, "Believe it or not!"

The monk couldn't manage so much, he had already been drooling from hunger, and when he ate a lot, the corners of his mouth were oily.

The two chatted for a while, and ate the chicken in a moment.

The monk patted his belly and said with satisfaction: "Okay, I know that your kid has never been willing to suffer losses, so let's say, what's the matter?"

Ah Liang smiled and said, "Lend me your donkey." ”

The monk was furious: "No way! don't even think about it!"

Ah Liang said lightly: "Okay, spit out the chicken and wine." ”

The monk said, "I ...... I...... Spit and spit it!" said the monk and put his finger in his mouth.

Ah Liang said: "You have to get it, aren't you okay if you're afraid?" In this way, next time, please drink the best daughter red and eat local chicken. ”

The monk smiled and said, "Really?"

Ah Liang said: "It's serious. ”

The monk said: "A word is a ......"

Ah Liang rolled his eyes and said, "I really don't see a rabbit and don't scatter an eagle! ”

The monk said proudly: "As long as it is a person, you have been cheated once or twice, and you are not allowed to learn well?"

Ah Liang waved his hand and said, "Don't talk nonsense, go quickly!"

The monk ran into the back door in two steps, and after a while, he led the donkey.

When he brought the donkey, he didn't forget to tell the donkey two sentences: "Donkey, don't learn badly with this calf......

Ah Liang snatched the reins, turned over on the donkey, hugged his fists and said, "Monk, there will be a period later." Then he turned the donkey's head and walked down the hill.

The monk looked at the departing Ah Liang, clasped his hands together, and said in a voice that could only be heard by himself: "Shanzai, Shanzai." ”

Seeing off Ah Liang, the monk burped and entered the temple, only to find that something was wrong when he arrived at the door of the main hall.

I saw that on the steps in front of the main hall, the abbot sat on a Taishi chair and closed his eyes to recuperate, a wooden basin was placed next to the chair, and there were eighteen bronze people standing behind him, each holding a long stick, each in good spirits.

When the monk stood still with a stunned face, the abbot slowly opened his eyes, picked up a water-soaked leather whip from the wooden basin filled with water next to him, and said in an extremely flat voice: "Where is my?"

The monk was stunned, and then all thoughts in his heart were discouraged.

It was the rooster raised by the abbot, and it had been raised for more than a year, and in the words of the abbot it was emotional, and whenever a guest visited, the vain old man would always boast about his beautiful big, and what would sound good......

"Ah Liang, I'm @#$%^&*, I want to believe you again that I'm a pig!"

Then the monk's howl came from the courtyard......

——

Thousands of miles away, Ah Liang frowned and wondered, "When did I become so bad?"

Immediately smiled without conscience: "Hehe." ”

The little donkey under him seems to walk very slowly, but in fact, it is more than ten miles to step out in small steps......

——

Ah Liang entered a prosperous county town, but prosperity could not hide the ugliness of the essence.

He was already drunk, lying on the donkey and letting it carry it.

The donkey eventually stopped by a lake in the county town, and Aryan fell and lay on the ground.

Suddenly, he opened his eyes, and his eyes were no longer drunk, but sharp like a sword!

There is wind on the lake, not big, and the people who blow it are very comfortable.

He stepped on the surface of the lake, but he did not sink, but walked slowly on the surface of the river.

Eventually, he boarded a near-broken boat.

Sanxiu Sandao, who drew his sword in the sky, frowned and asked vigilantly: "What person!"

"Aryan, a swordsman. Ah Liang didn't look up, and the bamboo hat was gently swayed by the wind.

Sandao's pupils shrank, his body swept back rapidly, looked at his companion, and said, "You don't need to give the commission, you can play slowly." "Say it, tiptoe a little, the river disappears into this world.

And Fang Xu on the side first had an unbelievable light in his eyes, and then his eyes were full of hatred and heartbreak.

——

In a tavern, a blind old Taoist who came to take a break stroked his beard in one hand and a glass of mellow wine in the other. Immediately, he "looked" at the south, showed two dimples on his face, and slowly stood up......

In a flower shop, a beautiful woman carried a beautiful flower basket in her hand, and the basket was full of fresh flowers, which were in full bloom, and the woman who was watching suddenly broke a branch, as if chuckling, and walked out of the flower shop......

In a private school, a handsome man with fluttering clothes put down the Confucian classics in his hand and walked out of the private school......

......

Ling Demon looked at Fang Yu and smiled: "It seems that you can't bring back the cheats of your Hundred Flowers Palace." ”

"What's the matter with the cheats for you?" A graceful female voice sounded, and a woman came in the air, and countless petals flew out of the flower basket in her hand, blocking all the surrounding space.

"Hehehe. A blind old Taoist came with a long beard, and the other hand was pressed against his back and he was holding the dust.

......

In just a moment, more than a dozen people stood in the area blocked by the petals, surrounding the three of them, but Yan Nianjun and Wen Ruyu seemed to have no effect.

Ah Liang said in a deep voice: "The purpose of bringing Fang Xiang here is to force me to show up, right?" ”

No one answered his question.

The old Taoist took out a bronze mirror and angrily rebuked: "Demon!

After saying that, the bronze mirror shone on Ling Demon, Ling Demon's body spasmed, and then his clothes were torn, and finally turned into a huge spotted spirit tiger, and this spirit tiger was the bad tiger that taught Ah Liang to cuckold many years ago.

Linghu said: "Damn the demon mirror! Damn the bull-nosed old way!" Linghu's voice was deafening.

Linghu said again: "I'm sorry Ah Liang, I was pressed back to my original form, and the two big acupoints on my body automatically closed, and my strength dropped by two levels, so I can't help you." ”

Ah Liang didn't speak, just nodded.

The beautiful woman scolded Ah Liang: "Didn't you feel guilty at all about the bloody case of Wuji Sect seven years ago?"

Ah Liang choked back: "Eight years ago, the Wuji Sect slaughtered the Shenshui Kingdom for a month, and they didn't feel guilty, why should I have it?"

The woman frowned: "What's the use of those people? It's just a burden to the world! Can they fight with the demon clan?"

Ah Liang said loudly: "What is the significance of the mountain man guarding the Great Wall of Sword Qi!"

The woman snorted disdainfully, "You can quibble better than your dead father-in-law." ”

"Shut up!"

Ah Liang shouted violently, and then the bamboo sword came out of its sheath, and the majestic aura came out with the sword, slashing at the woman, and the lake water rolled as if it was boiling.

More than a dozen people around them shot out in unison to block this sword. Despite this, a streak of red blood flowed from the woman's sleeve.

And Fang Xu has already brought pear blossoms and rain, and he can't cry, just because the sect master of the Wuji Sect is his biological father!

The air became viscous, and the lake completely burst open, pouring up the filth that had been precipitated at the bottom of the river for an unknown number of years.

Fang Yu shouted, "Stop!"

Ah Liang's knuckles loosened the hilt of the bamboo sword, and the surrounding was calm, as if nothing had happened.

Fang wanted to stop crying, went down to the painting boat, stood in front of Ah Liang, and said with a crying voice: "You tell me, you didn't do it." ”

Ah Liang closed his eyes in pain and chose to be silent.

"Ahh

The crystal tears were split in half by the ruthless blade in his hand, dripping onto Ah Liang's two straw sandals.

Ah Liang wept, two clear tears flowed down from his eyes, slid over the vicissitudes of life, and stayed on the tip of his nose and refused to drop.

"One more sword...... Ah Liang said in a trembling voice.

"Uhh......h

The girl pulled out the blade of her sword, bringing out a bead of blood that stained the back of her hand red, and blood dripped down the top of the hilt.

The river breeze blew the girl's hair, went around the back of her head, and spread it on Ah Liang's face, bringing tears from the tip of his nose.

The girl's scent of hair ran down his nose and brought back memories of him.

He remembered that in the heavy snow that year, in a dilapidated alley, the boy rescued the girl who was about to be humiliated by the villains.

Since then, the girl has been following him, even if she is scolded by him, she is very happy. Watching him wear a bamboo hat and dance a bamboo sword, he can't be too chic.

Her blessings flowed in his body, he gave him the best years of his life and the best temper, she lived for him, thinking that this life would be with the boy like this, every time I thought of this, the girl would always be ashamed for a long time......

What's the matter, creation makes people.

The winter snow drifted away, and the woman in gorgeous clothes found her with the only living mouth of the Wuji Sect - a miscellaneous disciple from a poor background......

The boy stood in the snow in the cold winter, watching the girl hide her face and cry, he was actually distressed, he had the most undesirable thing - feelings

How much he wished that time had been frozen......

Until the girl's tears fell to the ground and froze into glittering ice crystals......

The girl was running in the snow, she was going to him, she wanted a perfect explanation.

But...... She was greeted by a letter......

That day, Ah Liang left, and the girl hissed, "I will definitely kill you!"

What Ah Liang didn't know was that after he left, the girl locked herself in a dark room for seven hundred and forty-nine days!

Life will give you the best and then take it away from you......

"Whew!" the short sword stabbed into his chest and abdomen for the second time, tearing Ah Liang out of the memory that he didn't want to leave.

The hot blood in the cavity became cool, and it flowed out of Ah Liang's mouth.

"You told me you didn't do it!!" the girl screamed.

I kept running, just to chase your footsteps, but I didn't expect to shed the ...... behind me