Chapter 353 How to cut hemorrhoids. Wait online, hurry!
Soon the two of them had settled in the office, and the young man opened the door and walked out of the office. The chief surgeon inside quietly opened the red envelope and looked at the amount inside.
"Well, eight hundred. It's not bad, and when the time comes, ask the anesthesiologist to apply a little more anesthetic, so that she will suffer a little less. I'll also stitch her up a little better, and I'll be worthy of the 800 yuan. The chief surgeon counted the money proudly, humming a happy love song in his mouth.
After waiting for a few more minutes, the surgeon looked at the wall clock in the office and got up from his chair. "It's almost time, I have to change my clothes and get ready for surgery. ”
When the chief surgeon walked to the locker room humming a song with his hands behind his back, he didn't notice that he was silently followed by a young man wearing a mask and a white coat.
Locker room.
The surgeon was changing his clothes when suddenly the door opened. The surgeon only sped up the action of lifting his pants, and didn't even look in the direction of the door, he just said that the nurse had come to urge him to operate.
"It's good right away, do all the pre-surgery, don't have any problems. "After receiving the money, he naturally has to do things properly, and the chief surgeon thinks that he still has this morality.
But there was no response.
The surgeon was puzzled, and was just about to turn his head to see what was going on, but he felt a heavy blow to the back of his head and neck, and he fainted directly in front of him.
"I'm sorry, if you change the chief surgeon temporarily, you will suffer a little. Well... The medical expenses are also counted in your 800 yuan red envelope. Yang Yifan put the chief surgeon on the ground, and then without saying a word, he directly took off the clothes on the other party's body along with the work card.
After putting it on, Yang Yifan was about to leave the locker room, when he suddenly saw a circle of medical tape at the door, so he copied it and tied the chief surgeon tightly. The binding posture refers to the bridges in some movies, which can be regarded as a bit of Yang Yifan's bad taste.
In the end, Yang Yifan opened the door and left when he glanced back, the chief surgeon had only a pair of pants left on his body, coupled with that shy posture, it was really a bit spicy. After thinking about it, Yang Yifan turned around and covered him with the white coat he was wearing before.
Well, it feels so much better that way. Yang Yifan nodded with satisfaction, then walked out of the locker room, and locked the door intimately.
After this vote, there is only one last patient left, LV3 healing surgery, obediently come to the bowl!
When he walked to the door of the operating room, Yang Yifan was confused, because he still needed to enter the password to enter the operating room. The previous eight times he had mixed in with the mentor and intern, but this time he was alone, but no one led him by typing the password in front of him.
Just as Yang Yifan was wandering in front of the operating room at a loss, the door of the operating room was opened from the inside. A nurse hurriedly ran out and looked out anxiously, and her eyes lit up when she saw Yang Yifan not far from the gate. trotted over and grabbed Yang Yifan's arm, and dragged him into the operating room.
"Doctor Jia, what are you still rubbing outside, the preparations are all done, just waiting for you!"
The nurse was really in a hurry, and she didn't look at Yang Yifan carefully, if she looked carefully, she might find that Dr. Jia's eyes were a little different. Now Yang Yifan's face is all covered by a mask, revealing only a pair of eyes outside.
But this is actually not to blame the nurse, after all, who would have thought that there was such a person as Yang Yifan, who had the audacity to sneak into the hospital and pretend to be a doctor to operate on patients!
Yang Yifan was dragged into the operating room by the nurse like this, and he lowered his head slightly throughout the whole process, not letting anyone see his face. He was very excited now, and his previous choice was indeed not wrong. Pretending to be a doctor for surgery is like going to a wild car with a girl * shock, a thief is exciting!
Though... Yang Yifan didn't know what kind of excitement it was to go to the field with his sister. But as the saying goes, I haven't eaten pork and haven't seen a pig run? Under the influence of the R elementary school movie, Yang Yifan's theoretical knowledge is still very solid.
Disinfect your whole body, wear sterile gloves, and everything is ready to go.
In the operating room, all the medical personnel were ready, just waiting for Yang Yifan, the fake Dr. Jia, to give the order to start the operation.
Yang Yifan coughed dryly and said a little vaguely. "Let's go. ”
The medical staff was a little strange about Dr. Jia today, but the operation had already begun, and the patients on the operating table had already been anesthetized, and they were not given much time to think about it on the spot.
Outside the operating room.
The young man walked around a little impatiently, muttering to himself. "I forgot to give the doctor a red envelope last time, but this time I understand, I hope he can make a little better for my wife." At least don't relapse while doing it like last time, and almost scare the labor and management out. ”
In the operating room.
"Normal blood pressure. The medical staff who had been observing the patient turned their heads to look at Yang Yifan and reported dutifully.
This is Yang Yifan's first surgery, and it would be a lie to say that he was not nervous. After all, he skipped the internship stage and started to operate directly.
When Yang Yifan picked up the scalpel and was about to start the operation, he was once again confused.
Because he found that the patient's exposed surgery site seemed a little different from what he expected?
He had seen that those surgeries had removed tumors in the chest cavity, and the part of this patient that was going to be cut seemed to be - below?
Or more precisely, the part of the chrysanthemum below.
Yang Yifan was so annoyed for the first time, regretting why he had thought about cutting and cutting before, but he didn't step on the point carefully to see which part the patient wanted to cut.
No wonder I heard the young man in the office talk so strangely with the surgeon. What drank too much and didn't hold back, you know.
I know you're a sparrow!
Yang Yifan's hand holding the scalpel trembled a little, and his eyes were a little fluttering.
"Doctor Jia, what's wrong with you? Why don't you start the knife yet?" The nurse who pulled Yang Yifan into the operating room before asked in a strange voice when she saw that Yang Yifan was unwilling to go down to the island for a long time.
How to go under the knife?
Yang Yifan didn't dare to look into the hole of the moving towel, because a little above the chrysanthemum was that place! Although Yang Yifan had seen that place countless times in the movie, it was the first time to see it in person!
"Ahem, right away, right away. I'm thinking carefully about how to go under the knife. Yang Yifan calmed down his emotions, and after taking a few more looks, he found that the place was not as mysterious as the legend. Well... The main thing is that this hemorrhoid is so disgusting.
And a new question also emerged in Yang Yifan's mind, he had seen tumor removal surgery before. Now who can tell themselves, how to cut hemorrhoids?
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PS: Hmmm... Today, my wife is not at home, and it is impossible for a good man like me to go out to find the young lady, and the key is that there is no pocket money for the young lady. If you have nothing to do, just add more Braille. At least three more.,The specific code has to be known to me when I'm asleep.。 Ha ha^_^