Chapter 21: Two Mouths Under the Nose?
Fang Lingxi now has a spirit-level five-star talent, and her realm has also reached the fivefold consummation of the True Yuan Realm, such talent and strength made her extremely confident when facing the patriarch Fang Shouyan.
But this kind of self-confidence was ruthlessly destroyed with Chen Wuzhen's literary talent.
At this time, facing Fang Shouyan who came laughing, Fang Lingxi even felt a little at a loss!
"It's all your fault, I don't have anything to chant any poems! I don't have the confidence to convince the patriarch!"
Fang Lingxi secretly took a sip in his heart, and at the same time gave Chen Wuzhen a fierce look.
Chen Wuzhen didn't care, but felt that Fang Lingxi's little daughter's attitude made him particularly happy, and it also made him quite ape-like, and wanted to continue to tease her.
"Hahaha, Chen family boy, you are also an interesting person. Yo, she looks quite handsome, with one-tenth of the temperament and appearance of the patriarch, but she is barely worthy of Ling Xi's girl. However, a little rush is not enough. ”
Fang Shouyan walked over laughing, he had a hearty smile on his face, and his age did not look old, but he had the special charm of a middle-aged man.
"Patriarch. ”
Fang Lingxi bit her lips lightly, and lowered her head.
Plain, where will she bow her head?
At the moment, isn't this embarrassed by the peerless poem of 'poking and jumping'?
Fang Lingxi's pretty face was hot, and she only felt that the patriarch's smile had a deep meaning - she had asked Cui Li to talk about Chen Wuzhen's talent and talent as much as possible in front of the patriarch.
Now that I think about it......
Alas, it would have been nice if none of this had happened.
Fang Shouyan nodded, laughed again, and said, "Hahahaha, I haven't been so happy for a long time, well, Chen family boy, do you want to be Fang Lingxi's Taoist companion?"
"Of course, I dreamed of it. ”
Chen Wuzhen did not hesitate.
"You know, you have to dream to think. Now, you can actually think about it in reality, but come, you Qinglian poetry double saint, make another poem, let the clan see your urgency. ”
Fang Shouyan looked at Chen Wuzhen with a bit of appreciation—it was indeed appreciation, not banter or contempt.
"This old man...... In my previous life, I resisted stubbornly in front of me, and I ended up miserable. Now, you're still pretending to be in front of me?"
Chen Wu sincerely despised it, and then put his hands behind his back again and took three steps.
"Ahem, Patriarch, can Ling Xi retreat first?"
Fang Lingxi's face was flushed, revealing a little pale, as if he was afraid of hearing Chen Wuzhen's shocking poetry.
"Listen, don't be so stressed, just relax and have fun. In life, when you can be happy, you should be happy. Alas, I think that the old man had many celebrities back then, but they were too obsessed with the old man's talent and appearance, but they ignored the old man's talent......"
Fang Shouyan fell into the glorious memories of the past.
Fang Lingxiqiao's face obviously had a touch of cold sweat, but at the same time, she was slightly relieved.
It seems that the patriarch and this Chen Wuzhen smell the same.
Oh no, it's too late to see each other.
Although Fang Lingxi no longer had illusions about Chen Wuzhen's literary talent, he still wanted to hear what kind of amazing poems this Chen Wuzhen could say—especially, it was still a little difficult to make a poem because of the patriarch's restriction on the spot.
"Ahem, there it is. ”
Chen Wuzhen once again put his hands behind his back and stared at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, watching the sadness flow into a river.
"Well, let's talk about it, let's talk about it, Ling Xi is your mother. ”
Fang Shouyan quipped.
"Patriarch!"
Fang Lingxi was a little shy and said angrily.
After all, she is only fifteen years old, and regardless of her likes and dislikes, she is still a little reserved and shy when she is teased by her elders on the spot.
Chen Wuzhen groaned, with a melancholy temperament and elegant demeanor, and said seriously: "Suddenly there was a laugh in the air. ”
"Yes, I did laugh. ”
Fang Shouyan nodded and commented seriously.
The corners of Fang Lingxi's mouth twitched, her delicate body shook, and she almost didn't stand firm.
"Maybe the patriarch is going to go berserk. ”
Chen Wuzhen continued.
"I don't know if the patriarch is going crazy, I probably be, I should be about to go crazy. ”
Fang Lingxi's face darkened, and he said word by word.
"Haha, interesting. This 'maybe' is used very well and has a lot of meaning. I may or may not be mad, you are right. Well, continue your performance. ”
Fang Shouyan said with a smile.
Chen Wuzhen glanced at Fang Lingxi affectionately, and directly extinguished Fang Lingxi's anger.
"If it's not going crazy, why is it another laugh?"
Chen Wuzhen finished chanting the poem.
There was silence.
Fang Shouyan, who was still smiling, seemed to be choked, and he couldn't cry or laugh.
"Well, you won, you barely passed. By the way, what's the name of this poem?"
"Patriarch Yong. ”
"Then let's sing another song about Ling Xi. ”
"Patriarch...... Didn't you say it passed?"
"You lost the word 'reluctantly'. ”
"Well, you're the patriarch, you have the final say. ”
"Patriarch, can Ling Xi go?" Ling Xi was afraid that his Dao heart would collapse. ”
Fang Lingxi was already a little messy in the wind.
"Listen, you have chosen this husband yourself, and you must be good at discovering his merits. Urgent, that's also talent. In this world, there is such a person who can make you smile when you are depressed, depressed, and bored, which is actually a very happy thing. ”
"Patriarch ......"
"Girl, in fact, I didn't agree with you choosing him before, and I didn't think that someone like him who was arrogant to the bone would agree, but now, I admit that I have changed my opinion and reluctantly agreed. ”
"Ahh
But what it was, Fang Lingxi couldn't say.
"Girl, you don't understand, but you might as well listen to me. As the patriarch of the Fang family, I don't want you to have a bad time. Although, you are carrying what should not belong to you, but ......"
Fang Shouyan thought about it, but still didn't elaborate.
But he glanced at Chen Wuzhen deeply, but said in his heart: "But, if a man who was originally unruly to the bone is willing to please you all the time with an extremely humble attitude, then even if this man is the worst man in the world, he must be the best man who belongs to you."
When a man gives up his dignity and everything and grovels to you, it is not that he is incompetent or shameless, but that his love for you surpasses everything. ”
Fang Lingxi didn't understand, but Fang Lingxi was only fifteen years old, and he was still too young.
But Fang Shouyan is already in his sixties, how can he not understand?
He doesn't know the current Chen Wuzhen.
But Chen Wuzhen has lived in the Fang family for three years, and he knows very well what kind of character he was in the past.
In the past, Chen Wuzhen was withdrawn, rebellious, self-esteem, and his eyes were above the top, not to mention, he was still a mourning star with hatred, and he could disgust others wherever he went, and wanted to trample him to death.
And now, at least he doesn't hate it, but he still appreciates it in his heart.
Looking at the essence through the phenomenon, Fang Shouyan understood very well the meaning of Chen Wuzhen's 'care' for Fang Lingxi so much.
Fang Lingxi was thoughtful, and also glanced at Chen Wuzhen deeply, silent.
"Come on, let's hear how you 'Yong Lingxi'. ”
Fang Shouyan once again showed a free and easy posture and said with a smile.
Chen Wuzhen thought for a moment, took three steps, and then stopped.
Fang Lingxi just looked at Chen Wuzhen with a calm face.
"He won't say 'suddenly there was a laugh in the air' and then change 'Patriarch' to me 'Ling Xi', right?"
Fang Lingxi was a little worried, such a shameless thing, Chen Wuzhen was obviously very good at it.
But soon, after hearing Chen Wuzhen's words, this worry disappeared.
"The sea is full of water. ”
Chen Wuzhen chanted the first sentence, and Fang Shouyan was stunned when he heard it.
The sea, what does it have to do with Fang Lingxi?
Could it be that he praised Fang Lingxi's mind like the sea?
This...... It doesn't seem like it.
After all, Fang Lingxi's girl is still young, and she hasn't really matured yet, where is there such a magnificent sea?
Fang Shouyan was stunned, and Fang Lingxi was naturally speechless.
However, the two listened with interest.
"Spider spider nine legs. ”
"Poof—ahem—"
The muscles on Fang Shouyan's old face twitched, and his expression was extraordinarily exciting.
Together, your spider has nine legs?
Even if there is, it has something to do with Ling Xi's girl?
Let you sing Ling Xi, please Ling Xi, you sing spiders?
Fang Shouyan coughed, suppressing the urge to vomit blood.
With his temperament, he felt that the pressure was so great that he couldn't bear it.
Fang Lingxi, on the other hand, blushed, wanted to laugh, but was helpless.
"Love love mouth to mouth, Ling Xi Ling Xi you are so beautiful - two mouths under the nose. ”
Chen Wuzhen finished chanting the poem in one breath, and then looked at Fang Lingxi with an infatuated expression.
"Isn't it one mouth? How can it be two?"
Fang Shouyan was a little puzzled.
But then he realized it and sprayed a mouthful of old blood directly.
"You passed, take your lady with you, the old man wants to live a few more years. ”
Fang Shouyan's old face was red, this kind of shameless person - although he had a bit of his demeanor back then, but ...... It's really shameless.
Fang Lingxi didn't understand it originally, but when he saw Fang Shouyan's old face suddenly blushing like a monkey's ass, he suddenly blushed like a drop of blood!
"Indecent!"
Fang Lingxi's face turned red, but her tone was cold and angry, and then, she clenched her fists so loudly.
"It's wrong, it's 'having one mouth', not 'two mouths'. You guys...... What's going on?"
Chen Wuzhen blinked his innocent and clear eyes, looking ignorant and pure.