Chapter 138 Heaven and Earth Have Rules, and Dirty Everywhere
The tears of the two fairies couldn't stop flowing, Yu Wu immediately didn't know what to do, Qinglong didn't have time to observe the situation in the sky, so he could only ask Nezha for help. He is a subordinate of the Jade Emperor, and he has been an official in the Heavenly Palace for three hundred years, so he should have more means to deal with this kind of thing, and the current Yu Wu needs this means very much.
Seeing Yu Wu looking at him, Nezha shook his head and sighed: " Yu Wu, you really don't have a little imperial qi, I'm not talking about the emperor's qi, your imperial qi is still very strong, but as an emperor, he is the emperor with the highest position in the Three Realms, do you know what an emperor is, that is a proper trade-off, these two fairies cry, not because they are afraid of death, but they have never been treated like this, in the Lingxiao Palace, although the fairy is the maid next to the emperor, but the status is very low, I remember that when the Jade Emperor was in power, hundreds of fairies were killed and degraded every year for various reasons. β
Hundreds of fairies were killed and demoted, this number really surprised Yu Wu, and asked Nezha curiously: "Why? Although I am not even the real Lord of the Three Realms, I think these fairies and immortals are doing very well, in my opinion, they are much more likable than the ministers of the Ling Xiao Palace, except that they are too rigid and unlikable." β
Nezha nodded in agreement and replied to Yu Wu, " I think this is the reason why the two of me can be friends, I also think that the fairy fairy official is more likable than those ministers, but the fairy fairy official is the waiter of the emperor, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is a slave, they are not cultivating into immortals, but selecting spiritual roots from the living beings are not bad, and they go directly to the underworld to eliminate the dead register, and then a special person is responsible for teaching them etiquette, and after learning etiquette, they will be sent to serve all over the heavenly palace, but they only need to accidentally make a little mistake, they will be severely punished, and even demoted to the lower realm, and the most unlucky thing is to directly push the demon slaying platformγ β
Yu Wu was shocked when she heard this, and shouted at Nezha: "What, these fairies and immortals are busy with so many things every day, and they have to suffer such treatment, you immortals, you immortals, are simply inhumane, no wonder I don't like you, treat the creatures in the Three Realms like this, and what do you say about dominating the Three Realms, I think you just want to treat the Three Realms as your own private property, and say that some creatures are the objects of your food." β
When she said this, Nezha did not object, but took it for granted, and told her: "The first rule of heaven is that God is supreme, has the ability to eat all things, and can also eat all living beings at will at a specific time and place, so what you say is still the truth, but let me tell you one more thing that your predecessor did...... The absurd thing will give you a reference, so that you can know how to be an emperor and how to lead the Three Realms. β
Although I don't know what Nezha wants to say, but it is definitely not a good thing, and even this matter is extremely funny, ridiculous, what kind of absurdity does the Jade Emperor Jun have, Yu Wu really wants to know, and asks him: "What? β
Nezha stood up, and asked the two fairies beside them, "What are your two names, and how many years have you been in the Heavenly Palace?"
Faced with Nezha's question, the two fairies were obviously a little surprised, looked at each other and then at Yu Wu, and only replied after getting Yu Wu's permission:
"Himeko, one hundred and twenty-three years. β
"Spoon, one hundred and fifty-four years. β
The two fairies were very respectful when they answered him, and compared to talking to Yu Wu, they could obviously feel fear, which showed that these fairies were actually very afraid of the gods of the Nine Heavens.
Nezha nodded, looked around and didn't find a suitable place, and went back to his nest to lie down, and didn't look here, only a lazy and somewhat helpless voice came: " Well, it's been a lot of days, then you know what I'm going to say, go forward eighty-seven years, there was a very powerful thing called Kunpeng in Beihai, the Jade Emperor Jun sent troops to collect demons, and the last few batches of people and horses failed, the Jade Emperor Jun was furious in the Lingxiao Palace, during this period, four fairies were pushed to the demon slaying platform, six fairies were demoted to the lower realm, and two fairies were detained in the heavenly prison, you should remember it. β
She nodded, and Ji Zi replied to Nezha: "Remember, because the Heavenly Court has been defeated again and again, the Jade Emperor Jun is very angry, so any fairy immortal official will be severely punished if there is a slight mistake, several times heavier than usual, Xiao Xian remembers that in the end, it was the twelve golden immortals who made a move to defeat Kunpeng and seal him in the darkest place in the abyss of the North Sea." β
"The gods of the Nine Heavens have fallen, there is no need to be taboo in this matter, the twelve golden immortals are not Kunpeng's opponents at all, it is the heavenly court that defeats Kunpeng with more and fewer talents, and the wheel battle defeats Kunpeng, and the Ying Long in front of him is not the Jade Emperor of the year, so you don't have to be taboo, among the twelve fairies, the two who were detained in the heavenly prison are the most wronged, they just gave the Jade Emperor Jun a little slower, and they were slapped by the Jade Emperor, almost lost their lives, and finally detained in the Heavenly Prison, and the six were demoted to the lower realm, because when they retreated from the dynasty, they cleaned up the table according to the habit, and it happened that the Jade Emperor was in an extremely bad mood that day, so they said that they influenced the emperor to deal with the affairs of the Three Realms, and the rod scolded eighty and degraded the worldAs for the four who were beheaded, although it was indeed a small mistake, but it was really wronged, that day my father went to report to the Jade Emperor Jun for collecting demons, and the fairy fell in fear because of the Jade Emperor's recent anger, and broke up the chapter that should be presented to the Jade Emperor, and the other three did not respond in time, and finally the four attendants were punished for a big crime of disrespect and pushed to the demon beheading platform. β
Yu Wu was angry when he heard this, and said angrily: "This, this, this, what kind of lord of the Three Realms is this, I don't have any stomach at all, your ancestor Hongjun Ancestor asked him to be the lord of the Three Realms, is he old and confused." β
It's okay to scold the Jade Emperor, and even Nezha can accompany her to scold, but if you want to say that Hongjun Ancestor is not, then it's not good, she glanced at Yu Wu with sharp eyes, and threatened her: "Warn you, don't say Master Zu, otherwise I will really be at odds with you." β
When he said this, Yu Wu was very unhappy and asked him: "Then you touch your conscience and say, is it too much for the Jade Emperor to do." β
"Yes, but, as the lord of the Three Realms, he sometimes needs something to vent, and it is understandable, compared to the Three Realms, a few immortals are insignificant, let alone a few fairy immortals, even if it is a Da Luo Jin Immortal, it is also insignificant. β
He disagreed with Nezha's statement very much, and told him angrily: "Tell you, now, the deity is the master of the Three Realms, and in the future, under the control of the deity, if anyone dares to kill someone because of his mood, the deity will kill him first, cramp and peel the skin, use his tendons to make strings, use his skin to cover the drum, and use his bones to make chopsticks." β
With a look of disbelief on his face, he pointed in the direction of Qinglong and asked her, "What if Qinglong killed the fairy official in his mansion when he was in a bad mood?"
This question is really embarrassing, if it is Qinglong, even if she subverts the Three Realms, she will not move Qinglong.
But it was obviously not possible to answer Nezha like this, so he told Nezha very resolutely: "My Uncle Qinglong is so good, he will never kill people because he is in a bad mood, even if the fairy fairy official makes any mistakes, as long as it is forgivable, my Uncle Qinglong will not kill them." β
This kind of situation is getting more and more fun, Nezha doesn't want to just stop playing, looked at Qinglong and asked: "Qinglong, you heard what your niece just said, it is inevitable that there will be a mistake in tens of millions of years, if this day really comes, do you want to be martyred or let your niece bend the law for personal gain." β
Qinglong continued to look at the sky, as if he didn't care much about this side of the matter, and replied to Nezha casually: "When the emperor can handle government affairs by himself, I will resign from the position of auxiliary minister and go back to my Oriental Temple to recuperate. β
Hearing Qinglong say that when Yu Wu can handle government affairs by himself, he will no longer be an official in Lingxiao Palace, this news is very bad, the argument with Nezha just now is no longer important, chasing Qinglong and asking: "Uncle Qinglong, what should I do if you don't become an official, without you, I dare not guarantee that I can control those ministers in Lingxiao Palace." β
Qinglong knew very well in his heart that what Yu Wu was afraid of was not those ministers in Lingxiao Palace, but if even Qinglong left, she would really become a loner in Lingxiao Palace.
It's a pity that this thing is not something she can not do if she is unwilling, the * solemnity in the Lingxiao Palace, if she wants to be alone, this is the way to be a king, to be the master of the Three Realms, and even more so.
Although it was very cruel, he still told Yu Wu: "At that time, you have been able to handle these complex relationships and government affairs in the Three Realms by yourself, what is the use of me in the Lingxiao Palace, Yu Wu, Ying Long Emperor Jun should do better than the Heavenly Emperor Jun and the Jade Emperor Jun, you must demand this from yourself." β
Although she was reluctant, she knew very well that this was not her choice, and now, she only hoped that Wakaki would wake up before she was forced to ascend the throne, and then choose a suitable emperor for the Three Realms again.
It seems that the lesson of Yu Wu is almost the same, and there is only so much that can be done for this Ying Long Emperor, so he changed the topic and asked the two fairies: "Jizi, Yun Spoon, how did you break through the Sky Net?"
The power of Skynet, even if Nezha wants to get in and out, it takes a lot of energy, these two fairies go out and come back, it is by no means such a simple thing, even if they have Hot Wheels and Silkworm Fairy Clothes, it is impossible to do it.
Prison Flame had been wanting to ask this question just now, but because Nezha and Yu Wu had been arguing non-stop, he didn't speak.
Now that Nezha asked, he looked at the two fairies and wanted to know what the answer to this matter was.
When Nezha asked like this, the two fairies immediately became nervous, they knew that Nezha suspected that they were fine, if the master in front of them was the Jade Emperor, they might have died.