A few e-sports streamers are dumbfounded, are they so arrogant?

Although the main events of several of them are not chicken-eating, after all, they are all e-sports players, and their hand speed, reaction, and combat awareness are all there.

You are a novice who has never played chicken much, and you are not an e-sports player, how dare you say that you want to fight four against one so arrogantly?

A few people were angry, and they all began to think in their hearts about how to kill this guy in a while, so that he could know what an e-sports player is!

"What, I'm not familiar with the map and gun parameters, Shrimp Emperor, can you come and guide me?"

"Tell me what good guns are found and what the gun parts are for. ”

While entering the account password, Eryi said as a matter of course: "By the way, help me navigate where I should run, so that I don't find the way." ”

Can it still be like this?

You're not even familiar with maps and guns, so you still have to pick three esports players?

The Shrimp Emperor did not refuse, and happily dragged a chair and sat down beside Eryi

The second one used was the account that Nobita lent him, waiting for the invitation, matching, landing on the birth island, getting on the plane and parachuting, a series of actions needless to say.

Seeing that Er Yi opened the map, the shrimp emperor silently stretched out his stubby and fat fingers, and clicked on the N port on the map.

Although it was a four-line team to enter the game, because Er Yi arrogantly said at the beginning that he wanted to single-handedly pick up the three of them alone, so the three people other than him, some jumped to Y City, and some jumped to the airport and school.

If they still join forces in a fight against three, it will really be a shame for the e-sports players.

So they were very tacitly dispersed, developing separately first, and then fighting for life and death when they entered the finals.

Of course, if the second one can't even enter the finals and is killed by other players halfway, then there is no need to say anything.

The reason why the shrimp emperor pointed out N port as a skydiving location for Er Yi was mainly because they watched the chicken video of Er Yi and found that he was very good at using snipers.

The resources of this location in Port N are particularly fertile, and a large number of high-end equipment will often be refreshed, and the probability of 98K is extremely high!

Of course, although there are many things in this resource-rich area, it is often a battleground for soldiers, and whether you can get good things and survive successfully depends on luck.

When Eryi parachuted, he had already seen five or six players, and he jumped N Harbor with him at the same time, presumably after landing, there must be a bloody massacre.

The environment of Port N is a pile of containers, and the second one falls on the top of a container, and there is a body armor under his feet, which he put on when he copied it.

The shrimp emperor next to him was also surprised: "I'll go!

The figures of several players, bouncing on the container, frantically searching for supplies.

And Eryi didn't plan to grab the things on the top of the container with them, so he jumped down and searched the inside of the container.

But as soon as he opened a container, picked up a few medical kits, and a sniper silencer, he found that someone was coming at him with a submachine gun.

Er Yi, who only had a small pistol in his hand, resolutely confessed, and shouted loudly: "Captain, don't shoot!

Great!

The guy who rushed over from the other side was obviously stunned, and he also opened it out, and said in surprise as if he had picked up a wallet: "Eh, it's a girl!"

There was a burst of gunfire in the distance, and several other players also jumped over, apparently this was a team of Chinese players eating chicken in four rows.

Seeing that the other party didn't shoot himself at the first time, Eryi decisively opened [Witty Words] + [Sweet Words] + [True Lies]!

You must know that when you entered the matching screen just now, the characters of the desert yellow sand, Gao Proportion and Sao Rui are all female characters!

Why are there so many female characters in a bloody shootout game that is more than 90% played by rough old men?

That's because according to expert statistics, the mortality rate of female characters in non-high-intensity encounters is much lower than that of male characters, and the probability of being "captured" is much higher than 50%, so it is ...... You know!

"Fake, right?"

While several people were searching wildly in the container, a voice came from afar: "Voice changer!

"Doesn't it see?"

"The voice changer can hear it, this girl doesn't seem to be so fake!"

"Hey, girl, can you say a few more words? Check if you have the voice changer on!"

Seeing that they didn't kill themselves, Er Yi hurriedly followed them to collect equipment, and when he saw that these guys had successfully set up, he smiled and said, "Okay, I've been discovered! I'm a man!"

In fact, there are so many international Internet deceptions now, and there are endless shemales who turn on voice changers to deceive people.

The hormonal animals have also become vigilant and have summed up various experiences in distinguishing the real from the fake.

It's good to die, it's not a voice changer that is open on the second one, but [sound shaping] + [voice imitation], this kind of flawless "ability hanging".

In fact, in daily life, how many girls will deliberately speak with their voices open?

So the voice of the second one does not sound as sweet, so shy, and so pretentious as the shemale who turned on the voice changer.

Coupled with the fact that he imitated Tong Youyan's speaking habits and tone, it sounded extremely real and natural, and it was easy to distinguish it from a voice changer.

Don't forget, [Sweet Talk] also has the effect of reducing the vigilance of the "opposite sex" and the intelligence-2 strike.

After hearing his voice, I felt that I had met a real girl's cattle, and under the influence of the mentally handicapped aura, I became more and more convinced of my own judgment.

Especially in the state of "pseudonym", Er Yi deliberately said that he was a man with a thick throat, but the other party didn't believe that he was a man.

"Girl, why are you alone? Where did your teammates go?"

"We killed those guys just now, could it be your teammates?"

Eating chicken at the Europa server at the same time, I actually met a Chinese girl, which obviously made these animals excited, and they couldn't listen to what Er Yi said.

"I said that I am a man, what is my name?

Eryi explained with a smile: "I am alone in four rows, and the team members who match it jumped to other places." ”

"Alright!

"Sister, brother, you're a man!"

It is said that the young people are very happy, and a few animals are very cheerful, so they began to invite Eryi: "Then you can come with us! Look brother, I'll take you to eat chicken!"

While talking, a few animals came over and threw the equipment on the ground for Eryi to pick up.

The shrimp emperor next to him looked confused, can you still play like this when you eat chicken?