Stealing iron under the banner of live broadcast, this is bullish iron? Not to mention being caught by the security guards of the steel mill, aren't you afraid that the police will watch the live broadcast in their spare time?

Through this incident, I have a rough judgment about Xiao Ou, this kid: this is a thief with a thief's heart and guts, but no thief's brain. With his style of crime, it is estimated that he can catch up with this year's stupid thief list.

The place where we were hiding was the stronghold of Kimble and Xiao Ou, and we talked while waiting for Kimble and Dandan, because I haven't found another place to live in the short term, and since I want to live with him, I have to prevent being affected by him.

After a simple exchange, I casually brought a topic of interest to young people such as dream faith, and with the bright moonlight, Xiao Ou was easily opened.

He gritted his teeth and showed a fierce look: "I have been ostracized because of my appearance since I was a child, as long as something bad happens, everyone will contact me, even if there is a fart teacher in class, he will stare at me first, the aunt next door cheats, and his husband even suspects me and doesn't say that he doubts my dad." So since I was a kid, I had a dream of being a real gangster badass!"

"I tried my best to learn bad, and I tried to do evil, but I didn't seem to have the talent for it at all, and I couldn't be the ideal rogue villain anyway. That's why I left my hometown and came to the legendary Hooligan Sanctuary Beitai, hoping to start a new journey on my hooligan path here. ”

Adolescent boys are aggressive and subconsciously advocate violence, so it is a normal psychological phenomenon to want to be the eldest brother and the boss, but I have never heard of those who are willing to degenerate into hooligans, and even real hooligans will not admit their identity, and most of them will put on a decent coat, such as square dancing aunts, such as grabbing a seat or something.

I couldn't watch him fall into the same room with me in my bunk, so I wanted to enlighten: "How can it be so easy to be a rogue, why don't you lower the difficulty first, such as um... For example, you can be a blind stream first. ”

"Blind stream?" I said casually, and Xiao Ou Da was interested: "Can the blind stream advance to a hooligan? Since I encountered a bottleneck, I have been looking for a breakthrough point, and if I can, I am very willing to be a blind stream." ”

Well, this attitude is not quite what I expected, but it is already acceptable, as long as it does not violate the law and discipline and affect me, I don't mind taking a teenager who has already fallen into the road to take it with me.

I said that it is not so easy to be a blind streamer, and without my guidance, you will not go far on this road.

Xiao Ou looked at me suspiciously: "It seems to be the same thing, but why should I believe you? You don't even dare to steal iron." ”

I snorted and laughed: "Let me emphasize again, I am not resistant to stealing iron, those who become big things are not informal, and the brave ones are still going from house to house in the village before fighting the dragon." The reason why I don't cooperate with you is because your behavior is too naïve and amateurish, not to mention a hooligan and a villain, and even a blind stream is more reliable than you. ”

"As for the reason for you to believe me......" I narrowed my eyes and said gloomily, "Can't you see that the person squatting in front of you is an old man from Beitai?"

Xiao Ou was shocked: "North... Beitai old households?"

"You're welcome, not only the old family in Beitai, but also the black second generation in the famous township!"

The name I reported shocked Xiao Ou immediately, he didn't dare to doubt it, and immediately stood in awe: "Big brother forgives little brother for having no eyes, I didn't expect that I was lucky enough to be in the same room with the old family in Beitai." ”

I said it's normal that you can't see it, and since I want to hide it from you, I naturally won't be noticed by you.

"What people!"

As for Xiao Ou, I suddenly felt an invisible pressure in the shadows in the distance, and one turned over and stood up, and made a move to prepare for the battle in that direction.

It was a shadow at the corner of a hill, and I could clearly feel something in it, and it turned out that I was right, and after a shout, there was a cheerful nasal humming of music, and at a glance I could hear it, it was a Christmas song.

I breathed a sigh of relief, having already guessed what was in the shadows.

"Come out, Jinbao, I'm going to be scared to death by you. ”

A huge figure silently stepped out of the shadows, and it was Jinbao who found him, and Dandan was with him. There are thick pads on the feet of each person and a cat, so it's no wonder that there is no sound when walking.

As soon as he saw Jinbao, Xiao Ou immediately forgot about the topic just now, and hurriedly asked Jinbao, "Where are the goods?"

Jinbao shook his hand forward, and a bag full of iron spilled on the ground.

Xiao Ou made a simple visual inspection: "It can be sold for more than two hundred, which is enough to eat for two days." ”

I gave him a brain: "Look at your little interest, you have told you so much in vain, and you still expect to steal iron when you are a blind stream? These iron must not be sold, the steel mill must have called the police, and when the results are released at the end of the year, the toll booths near Beitai must have been squatted." ”

Xiao Ou was worried first and then worried, and made a pitiful expression fiercely: "Then what can I do, I can't even take out ten yuan now, what will I eat tomorrow......

It seems that in order to pull me into the water, the hot pot at night has hurt my muscles and bones.

I said confidently: "Don't worry, there will always be a way, as the saying goes, there is no way out, and there is a dead end." ”

"It's another village, right?"

"Look, your culture doesn't look like a blind stream. ”

While walking along the corner of the mountain to home, when I was about to walk on the main road, I noticed a large stone tablet on the side of the road, which was chiseled with a few big characters: "Fiber optic cable without copper, theft is guilty!"

I had an idea, pointed to the stone tablet and said excitedly: "Isn't this just money~~"

Xiao Ou reminded me: "Big brother, do you have the idea of playing optical cables? Doesn't it say that optical cables are guilty of stealing and cutting without copper, are they all lies?"

"I didn't plan to steal the cable. ”

"Then what do you mean ......"

"Do you know the gravestone? This is a good monument!"

“......”

"Santa Claus, let's pick up the parcel~"

The little sister sent me Di Lang ~ sent it to the gate north ~ Eh~

As soon as I went out, I saw the teasing ~~ Wang Ba Da stone tablet~~

If you ask~~What crime did this king ba~~ commit, wow~~~

It's just because ~~ except for him~~~ no one else can open their legs~~

I took Xiao Ou and Dan Dan to dig out the stele, and then let Jinbao carry it, and took advantage of the cover of night to walk ten kilometers, and arrived at a shroud paper shop with tombstone business before dawn.

Bang bang bang open the door, the boss rubbed his eyes and asked, "Whose job is it?"

We shouted in unison: "Your family's work~~~"

The boss was angry: "Smash the field, right?!"

When we showed the stone tablet with the polished handwriting removed, it immediately turned cloudy.

"It's... It's a fine granite~~~"

I patted the stele: "The brothers spent a lot of effort to get it, and there must be a big family to take care of it when it is carved into a tombstone." ”

The owner of the shroud shop blossomed: "I can't get such a good stone in the two provinces and eight cities in the north and Taiwan, what are you waiting for the big family to take care of, just like you said, I will keep it for myself after this work is done!"

Beitai is also prevalent in burials, tombstones are necessities, the boss is a knowledgeable person, my mouth is not black, after a simple negotiation at a price of 3,000 yuan. In addition to the 3,000, I also took him a deposit of 500 yuan, promising to send him three to five stone tablets of the same material and size every week.

Xiao Ou can't worship me anymore, and he can't wait to make me a full set of horses and chickens on the street.

Jinbao still didn't say anything, just now he was almost exhausted from carrying the monument, and in a blink of an eye, his face was full of red, and he hummed a big tree for me affectionately.

Xiao Ou urged me to divide the money quickly, but I didn't answer his words, saying let's eat first, I was hungry all night.

I led them to the couple's breakfast shop on Baozi Street, and yes, I came to take revenge.

The lady who was greeting the guests with a smile on her face turned cold when she saw me, looked at Jinbao behind me and asked me hostilely, "Smash the field, right?"

I ignored her, took someone to occupy a table, and came up and ordered four standard set menus.

After Jinbao gobbled up a few bites, Xiao Ou ate two bites casually in disgust, and slept in his position like a big cigarette, without touching a mouthful, and I didn't eat either, and kept talking to the boss.

When Jinbao finished eating, I slapped my big hand and said loudly: "Checkout!"

"Sa~~"

The male boss came over in an instant and was stunned when he saw the 100 bills I slapped on the table.

I said indifferently, "No need to look for it." ”

Xiao Ou almost jumped on the table: "Don't, I have zero here." ”

The male boss was afraid that I would regret it, so he hurriedly collected the money.

I sneered: "Don't bully the poor young man, don't be so unruly in the future." Come with me, brothers!"

Ignoring the complicated eyes of the diners in the store, he strode out.

As soon as I left the store, I sped up and turned into the small alley.

Xiao Ou shouted at me from behind: "Big brother, what are you anxious about?" ”

Can you not be in a hurry, I used that fake money to check out just now.

After that, I took Jinbao Xiaoou to the Baozi Street Comprehensive Shopping Mall, food, clothing, housing and transportation, and if you have money, you must first get decent clothes.

I am wearing a green army coat, Jinbao is wearing a former Soviet torn leather jacket, Xiao Ou is wearing an inferior imitation American Air Force jacket, the eggs are gray-faced, and he is like a military dog who has lost a battle, and the aura of the whole team is particularly unlucky, no wonder last night made the family like a grandson.

Jinbao has a special body shape, I plan to solve his clothes first, inquired, and found the only special clothing store here, the store name is Yourong Milk University.

When I went to the store, I greeted the boss who bowed his head and played with his mobile phone: "Boss, do you have any clothes for the big fat man?"

"Yes, we are a special sports store, don't care how fat you are......" The boss was very confident, and when he saw Jinbao halfway through speaking, his face immediately became ugly: "Smash the field, right?"