Chapter 15 What to Do When Spring Comes?
Feeling the softness in his arms, Sanzang's heart felt strange.
It's so soft!
"Master, help! This corpse demon is so hateful! Not only does it harm countless people, but it is also a hooligan and shameless person, and it even wants to rip off my clothes!"
Sanzang's expression moved, and his eyes looked at the ugly man of the corpse king.
I thought to myself, even the old man has never picked up a woman's clothes, and you are a dead zombie who has actually grabbed the front of the old man, it is really hateful! No, the old man wants to be together!
"Amitabha! The female donor can rest assured, the old man will subdue the demons and eliminate the demons, and make the decision for the female donor. ”
Sanzang's eyes widened, and he shouted, and jumped towards the ugly man of the corpse king.
"Demon watch, old man's demon kick!"
Sanzang directly folded the ugly man of the corpse king into a ball shape and carried out a kicking activity that had not been carried out for a month.
After tossing the ugly man of the corpse king, Sanzang let go of it and walked towards the woman. At this time, Sanzang really saw the woman's face clearly.
The woman's age is very young, about two years old, a little tall, more than one meter seven, her face is immature, she looks a little childlike, as for the figure?
Sanzang glanced at the woman's chest, feeling average, belonging to that normal type, and the woman's pale yellow dress and her immature face gave people a naughty and cute feeling.
"Amitabha! The poor monk saw that the female benefactor's face was a little ugly, could it be that she was infected with corpse poison by this demon's scratch. ”
Saying that, Sanzang stepped forward and said shamelessly:
"Come, come, come! The female benefactor quickly undresses and let the poor monk see where he was injured? If he is really poisoned by the corpse, then the poor monk is desperate to lose his life and suck out the poison for the female benefactor!"
The woman opposite looked at Sanzang with a righteous and awe-inspiring look in amazement, she didn't expect this old monk to say such shameless words.
"No, no! I'm not hurt, and I'm not infected with corpse poison. ”
The woman quickly shook her head in fright, signaling that she was fine.
However, Sanzang stepped forward and continued:
"How is it possible! With the eyes of the poor monk for decades, he has long seen that the female donor has corpse poison in her body, and the female donor should not shirk it, so let the poor monk quickly take drugs for the donor to heal his injuries!"
The woman took a step back and said with some fright:
"Thank you Master for your kindness! But I'm really fine, and I'm still a woman, I hope the Master will respect himself!"
The poor monk knew that the female benefactor was concerned about the reputation of my monks, but the Buddha said that if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell! The female donor can rest assured that everything that happened today will be made by the poor monk to disappear and go away with the wind. I won't let the female benefactor do anything for the innocence of the poor monk, so don't worry!"
Obviously, Sanzang's shamelessness was completely beyond the woman's expectations, she didn't expect an old monk who looked kind to be so shameless.
Seeing Sanzang getting closer and closer, the woman was frightened and kept retreating. Only then did the woman realize that the monk Sanzang was even more terrifying than the ugly man of the corpse king just now.
"You...... Don't come here!"
The woman had retreated to the edge of the wall, and there was no way back.
At this time, Sanzang walked up to her, and looking at the faint smile on Sanzang's face, the woman felt as if she was being watched by a terrible devil, closed her eyes, and shed tears.
After closing her eyes, the woman soon felt her little hand being caught, and her body trembled, instinctively wanting to withdraw it. But the grasp of her was like a powerful pincer, firmly preventing her from breaking free.
Then she felt a burst of hot air fluttering on her hand, and then a moist mouth sucked her hand, and the woman's tears fell uncontrollably, and at this moment she swore that she would kill this old monk in the future!
However, just as the woman waited for Sanzang to make further moves, Sanzang's words rang out.
"Amitabha! Female benefactor, your poison has been sucked clean, you can open your eyes!"
The woman was stunned! What was going on? Could it be that this shameless old monk was not going to encroach on himself?
When she opened her eyes, the woman saw some black blood on the ground, and the corners of Sanzang's mouth were also stained with some blood.
When I looked down at the hand I was holding and sucking just now, I found that I really didn't know when I was scratched by the corpse demon and had a small wound, because the wound was too small, and the wound was paralyzed by the corpse poison, so I didn't feel it.
However, if it is not dealt with in time, when the corpse poison invades the internal organs, it will be difficult to treat it at that time.
Thinking that she had misunderstood the master's kindness just now, the woman's face couldn't help but flush with shame.
Sanzang saw that a blush suddenly appeared on the woman's face, and he felt that this girl was quite cute.
"Don't worry! The poor monk will never strongly ask the female benefactor to promise her for the sake of the old man's innocence! However, if the female benefactor insists on making a personal promise, the poor monk will not let the female benefactor live up to her wishes. ”
"In this way, the poor monk will have the compassion of a monk, marry the female benefactor, and give birth to a baby!"
The woman, who was a little shy and embarrassed because she misunderstood Sanzang, disappeared without a trace in her heart after hearing Sanzang's words.
The woman walked up to Sanzang with a smile on her face, and said slowly:
"Master, the little girl sent you a word, I don't know if you listen to it?"
Sanzang said:
"Oh, what's the matter?
The woman smiled and said:
"The old monk sleeps during the day, wishful thinking!"
"Humph!"
After speaking, he snorted coldly, his face turned cold, and he ignored Sanzang and left here directly.
Sanzang watched the woman leave, he hadn't finished his words yet! Originally, he planned to come down to the street to discuss, if he didn't promise to be in person, at least give some life-saving money or something, how did he think that this woman scolded herself and ran away.
"Master, do you know why you have been a bachelor for fifty years?"
The little monk Huiming suddenly said to Sanzang.
Sanzang looked at Huiming suspiciously and asked:
"Why?"
Huiming shook his head helplessly and said:
"Alas, the old monk sleeps during the day, and he doesn't know the heart of a woman!"
"Oops!"
Huiming covered his head and looked at the master aggrievedly.
Sanzang looked at Huiming indignantly and said:
"Stinky boy, what are you pretending to be deep, do you know women very well?"
Huiming pursed his lips and whispered:
"At least I've kidnapped a few little female benefactors, but you've never succeeded, master. ”
Sanzang glared at Huiming angrily and said:
"What do you say? Who said that the master never succeeded! That's because the master didn't want to!"
"Ten thousand taels! Let's bet on whether you can kidnap the female benefactor just now!"
Huiming looked at Sanzang and launched a tempting bet.
"Ahem, how can a monk fall in love with a woman, let's have all four of them!"
Sanzang changed the topic with a weak heart.
Hui Ming glanced at Sanzang and knew that the master would be like this.