"Have you watched "The Romance of the Dragon and Snake"?" Li Yuntao pretended to say.

"Look...... Wang Chao is so awesome!" said a thug who was beaten badly.

"Do you know Ming Jin?" Li Yuntao said.

"Tyson's level, a thousand pounds of punch!" said the thug knew a lot.

"Wrong! Ming Jin entered, locking the heat of the pores of the whole body! Moreover, he can make the sound of air explosion! This is Ming Jin, not only a little stronger, but also fast, shoot in an instant, killing people like slaughtering dogs!" Li Yuntao sneered, took out the rice bag from the kitchen, punched through the rice bag!

One more volley and a bang!

"This is called Ming Jin!" Li Yuntao said after pretending to be forced, "So, how can I tell you well? I'm really afraid of beating you to death." I'm also afraid that if you accidentally use your means to make me unhappy, I will destroy you and shoot you a hundred times in the name of the state! This is not a joke, nor is it a warning, it is a piece of advice! Be careful in the future, think more about your family, don't look for trouble, maybe you can't afford to mess with ordinary people who are easy to mess with on the surface!"

As he spoke, Li Yuntao broke the arms of the three of them into fractures without changing his face.

After a few screams, Li Yuntao said: "Get out, this is to let you have a longer memory! Huaxia is not what you think, there are many masters, many secret sects, people are low-key, don't cause trouble, it doesn't mean that you provoke people, people don't kill you! Go to the hospital yourself, this is the money for you to put a plaster." ”

As he spoke, Li Yuntao threw out five hundred yuan.

Brother Tiger's three laughing and crying results in five red Grandpa Mao, scolding his mother in his heart for selling batches!

I knew it was an iron plate, so I wouldn't have come to the door to cause trouble today, and I was disabled, and the other party gave 500.

In today's hospitals, 500 yuan can put a plaster cast on a person, which is already very kind. The problem is that the three of them, just going to the hospital to get a plaster cast, it is estimated that they will have to pay 1,000 taels, not to mention other medical expenses.

It's a loss!

Nima's, the debt collection business of the small loan company is not good, and it can't afford it...... collected debts, and they were all set up by that Li Yunhai and yin them.

When they came, a group of fierce men, passers-by had to avoid them in panic. When I went back, the BGM had become desolate, and the three of them broke their hands!

"Brother Tiger, what should I do?"

"Of course, I went to the hospital, and if I didn't want to be disabled, I should hurry. ”

"And then?

"We can't afford to mess with this person, but report it to Boss Zhao and see what he says. ”

"Yes, Boss Zhao knows that he will definitely seek justice for the brothers, cut off his hands and legs, and put a plaster cast on him!"

......

Li Yunhai took advantage of the chaos before and slipped away quietly. However, after watching Brother Tiger and a few people escape from the community in waste.

Li Yunhai, this kid, ran back again, and with a girl, he said to Li Yuntao: "Brother Hall, teach my country's arts, I want to fight ten of them." ”

"Roll the ball, what do you want to do with ten?" Li Yuntao said angrily.

"If you can play ten at a time, don't pay back the small loans you owe in the future, whoever asks me to pay it back, I will let him kneel. Getting a small loan is like paying a salary, this kind of life is so cool!" Li Yunhai said with his crooked theories fluttering.

Li Yuntao looked at the woman who followed Li Yunhai and didn't speak, he was a little stunned, another good beauty, was ruined by Li Yunhai?

Li Yunhai saw Li Yuntao staring at the girl who was with him, and immediately said: "This Xiao Xin is a senior student, a copy, I think I have no future with me, and I buried Xiao Xin." Or, Brother Lobby, I'll break up with Xiaoxin, and introduce her to you as your current girlfriend, you can teach me my skills!"

"Get out!" Li Yuntao obviously didn't want to have anything to do with this person, "Take away the indiscriminate women and troubles you provoked!"

"Brother Lobby, it's decided, I'm penniless and homeless now. Xiao Xin will entrust it to you, if Xiao Xin becomes a sister-in-law in the future, give me a big red envelope to thank you. Li Yunhai ran away with a hippie smile, but left a girl at a loss.

"......" Li Yuntao already felt that he had such an unreliable relative, and this person should be sent to destruction.

Then, I saw this girl, leaning against the wall, crying in a low voice.

"Girl, my cousin is absolutely unreliable. Ten years ago, before Mao grew up, he talked about I don't know how many girlfriends. A few years ago, there were a few women who had abortions, and those who wanted to die or live wanted to live or die. You can't think about it to have anything to do with that scumbag. Li Yuntao said a little uncomfortingly, "Now that you recognize his true colors, it's better to go home or go back to school as soon as possible." ”

"I'm sorry, Brother Lobby, I didn't know what kind of person he was. Before, he was working near the university, I was bullied and almost insulted, and he stepped up to save me. Later, when I got sick, he paid to take me to the hospital. He said that he was going to open a store in front of the school in the future and encouraged me to take the master's degree. Silly Bai Tian Xiaoxin said.

"Don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else, he's so generous to all women, and he has done I don't know how many times he has helped his ex-ex-girlfriend have a fetus. In terms of shamelessness and eloquence, no one in our family can compare to him. Li Yuntao said.

Under Li Yuntao's explanation, that Xiao Xin's silly white sweetness quickly got rid of the trouble of meeting someone unladylike.

After that, Xiao Xin seemed to have made up her mind, and said to Li Yuntao with a blushing face: "I'm different from those women, Li Yunhai, that villain, hasn't touched me yet." So, it's still the original, Brother Lobby, I think you are much more reliable than your cousin, I heard Li Yunhai say that you don't have a girlfriend yet, why don't you consider me, how about it?"

"Don't...... I'm absolutely unreliable, absolutely unreliable! Girl, you go back and forth there, spend the summer vacation at home with your family, or go out for internships, or write papers and do research, what are you not doing...... When you're young, what kind of love are you talking about? People can't just think about what is in love, but more about career......" Li Yuntao used a lot of bitter words, and by the way, he gave 1,000 yuan for the travel expenses, and let the stupid white sweet get out.

Because, this stupid Bai Tian before actually cheated Li Yunhai of the brute for the travel expenses and tuition fees, but fortunately, she was not stupid to give Li Yunhai a small loan with her student ID card and ID card.

As a stupid white sweet college student, go back to school, work hard, and earn back the tuition fees for the next semester.

After that, Li Yuntao found that he was pretending to be too much, and his parents also looked at him like a monster.

Li Yuntao had no choice but to continue to make up stories and lies.

Anyway, it's not very difficult to read novels and write novels every day, and make up stories.

In addition, now Li Yuntao really has kung fu, and it is not the kind of boxing, sanda, Hong boxing, tai chi and the like that passers-by will do.

Li Yuntao revealed some of the practice methods and fighting styles of national martial arts, and pretended to say a few words: "It's been abandoned for ten years, if it hadn't been wasted, I'm afraid I'm afraid I'm a great master of national martial arts now, casually going to the international ring to box, earning millions of dollars a year, and it's not a problem." Now pick it up again and teach the amateur street gangsters a lesson at most. ”