Chapter 10: Purple Bear Chamber of Commerce
Chen Fu, who was extremely broken in his heart, still had a swollen face and a fat man on the surface, giggling, but in his heart he began to think about how to slip away early and let Long Fei stay and pay!
The first thing this guy thought of was to urinate and pretend to go to the toilet and slip away. However, it's too embarrassing to think about this method, if he really urinates, I'm afraid he won't want to raise his head in Longcheng Hospital in the future, and maybe even if the gang in front of him gives him money today, they will start collecting debts from him tomorrow!
"It's not advisable to urinate, it's not advisable! I have to think of another way, think of a foolproof way!"
Chen Fu was drinking perfunctorily with others, while his mind was spinning, when his eyes fell on the wine glass in his hand, his heart suddenly burst into ecstasy, and he said secretly: "Grandma, I'm really stupid." Do you still need to think about how to repay your debts? Just drink, Lao Tzu is drunk, drunk and unconscious, how can they pay? They can't hang up at the Longjiang Hotel and let Lao Tzu repay the debts later, right? As long as they pay today, I'm afraid I will drag on and not pay them back in the future, and they will be embarrassed to let me pay off the debts, after all, everyone has eaten and drunk! Besides, I'm just drunk, and I don't mean not to pay, so there's no shame in that! What's the shame of being drunk? This shows that our old Chen is bold and happy! Okay, this is a good idea!
The more Comrade Chen Fu thought about it, the more he realized that his idea was really high! By persuading everyone to drink, he not only appeared to be arrogant and generous enough, but he could also drink a few taels of Moutai! Grandma's, this is a 10-year-old Moutai! It is rare to see it himself, let alone drink it, but if he catches it today, he must drink it well!
Thinking of this, Chen Fu's interest in drinking immediately rose, he grabbed the wine bottle, poured himself a full glass, raised the wine glass and said to Long Fei: "Doctor Long, thanks to you this afternoon, if it weren't for you, I don't know how the family tossed me, maybe I will have to go to a medical lawsuit! I won't say anything else about thanks, everything is in the wine, I did it, you are free!"
After Chen Fu finished speaking, he tilted his neck, and poured three taels of white wine into his stomach with a "bang". This guy didn't care whether Long Fei drank it or not, then poured it for himself, and continued: "The rules of our Dragon City toast are to toast two glasses, and one cup is not called a toast!
"Goodong" poured into Chen Fu's stomach again.
After Chen Fu finished saluting Long Fei, he did not stop, but began to toast to Director Zhang Hui, followed by Li Shanyue, Du Changge, and Jiang Suihan??????
At this time, Chen Fu seemed to have suddenly changed as a person, persuading everyone to drink one cup after another, where did he still feel that the Moutai in the cup had a bitter taste?
Wang Xiaonan, who was sitting next to Long Fei, looked at Chen Fu, who was like two people when he first started drinking, couldn't help but touch Long Fei with his elbow, lowered his head and whispered, "What's wrong with Doctor Chen?
"Hehe, he probably wants to get himself drunk, right? Today he said that he had a treat, and if he got drunk, he wouldn't have to pay. We can't let a drunk man go to the checkout, right?" Long Fei said with a smile and whispered.
Long Fei is a good person, how can he not see Chen Fu's careful eyes.
Wang Xiaonan was taken aback, and whispered: "Then what should we do? We have to stop him quickly, let him stop, and stop drinking!"
"No, let him continue drinking, doesn't he still have his wife when he's drunk? I'll call his wife later and ask his wife to settle the bill!" Long Fei looked like he took it for granted.
"Do you have his wife's number?" Mr. Wang said.
"I don't, but Chen Fu must have his wife's number in his mobile phone, right? Later, we can use his mobile phone to call his wife? Later, you can look at my eyes, if I squeeze my eyes twice at you, you will say that your stomach hurts, and then we will go home together." Long Fei said, with a very simple look on his face.
"Stomach hurts, why do you have stomach pain?"
"Fool, you don't have a stomachache, how can we leave early? If we wait until Chen Fu's wife comes, in front of his wife, how can we be embarrassed to let a drunk man settle the bill?"
Wang Xiaonan didn't say anything, she just glared at Long Fei twice, she never found out that Long Fei still had this temperament! It's just a dead person's life! Chen Fu wanted to calculate that Long Fei was blinded by lard.
Wang Xiaonan had already learned from Long Fei's mouth before about how Chen Fu planned to pit Long Fei in the office.
It's a pity that Chen Fu was busy drinking with other people at this time, and Long Fei and Wang Xiaonan were talking in a small voice, only the two of them could hear it, otherwise if he heard Long Fei's words now, he would definitely slap himself two big slaps immediately, hating himself for coming up with such a bad idea.
Chen Fu didn't want to pee, but after a pound and a half of Maotai, he still felt infinitely urinated, so he got up and said, "I'm sorry?????? I'm sorry everyone, I'm going to ?????? ?????? go to the toilet." ”
As this guy spoke, he staggered and was about to get up and go to the toilet, Long Fei hurriedly stood up and walked to Chen Fu's side, grabbed Chen Fu, and said, "Oh, Lao Chen, you seem to be drinking a little high, I'll help you go to the toilet." ”
"No????? no! I ????? I'm fine. Chen Fu pushed Long Fei's hand away from his body, and then staggered out.
After Long Fei saw Chen Fu go out, he suddenly bent down and picked up a Xiaomi mobile phone from the ground, and said, "Oops, it seems that Dr. Chen is really drunk, and he didn't even notice the phone when it fell to the ground!"
Everyone looked at the mobile phone in Long Fei's hand and couldn't help but discuss:
"Alas, what's wrong with this old Chen today? Why did you drink so much?" Jiang Suihan said.
"It seems that I am really happy today!" Li Shanyue said.
"I usually look at Dr. Chen is very stingy, but I still have such a bold and generous side! Today I know Dr. Chen again. It was a little nurse who said this.
"How can this girl speak? Are you praising Dr. Chen or scolding Dr. Chen?" Zhang Hui frowned and said, this thing is not a fool, he also saw Chen Fu's intention to drink so wildly. I was thinking in my heart that if Chen Fu was drunk and couldn't pay for it later, who should pay for it.
Wang Xiaonan didn't speak, just stared at the mobile phone in Long Fei's hand with wide eyes. She didn't believe that Chen Fu's phone had accidentally dropped on the ground. Maybe it was Long Fei who secretly came out. Otherwise, why did he go so diligently to help Chen Fu? He said that he was going to help others, but they only pushed him slightly, and he didn't plan to help them anymore, but waited until Chen Fu went out of the room door before picking up the mobile phone on the ground.
"This must be trying to call Chen Fu's wife right now!" Wang Xiaonan thought instantly, so she immediately said, "Oh, how can Dr. Chen go home if he is really drunk?"
"yes! I was worried just now about how Dr. Chen would go home if he was really drunk! Nurse Wang is just smart, and ordinary people can't compare to him!" Long Fei said pretending to be as he began to pull Chen Fu's mobile phone with his hand.
Wang Xiaonan was almost amused by Long Fei's words, and said in his heart: "Long Fei, you will lose it! This idea is good for you? Isn't it good for you to be a smart person? When did you become me?"
Chen Fu's mobile phone did not have a boot password, Long Fei easily opened the mobile phone and found a number marked as "The Lion King of Hedong", so he dialed it casually!
The phone was quickly connected, and a roar came from the microphone: "Where have you gone, old dead ghost? Don't go home now? I warn you, if you don't go home before eleven o'clock, you will never go back to this home! Don't tell my wife that you work overtime, I know you don't have a night shift today??????"
The mighty Hedong lion's roar was transmitted to Chen Fu's mobile phone in the form of radio magnetic waves, and then to Long Fei's ears in the form of sound waves!
While holding the mobile phone away from his ear, he mourned silently for Chen Fu in his heart: Alas! With such a wife, it is not easy for Dr. Chen in his life! Who is to blame?
Not only Long Fei, but the people in the whole room heard Mrs. Chen's words clearly, and couldn't help but collectively save their respect for Chen Fu! Especially the old men, who originally thought that they were very aggrieved and hurt at home, but now they realized that compared with Dr. Chen, they usually live the life of a king!
Long Fei waited until Mrs. Chen finished her work on the radio waves before bringing the phone to her mouth and saying, "Auntie, I'm not Dr. Chen, I'm a colleague of Dr. Chen." So, Dr. Chen invited us to dinner tonight, and the drink was a bit high, could you please come and take him home? ”
After Long Fei finished speaking, he immediately took the mobile phone away from his ear again, and began to count one, two, three silently in his heart, until Long Fei silently counted to fifteen, and a more powerful lion roar came from the mobile phone: "Let him die!
Then there was a busy tone in the microphone.
"Oh, why is Aunt Chen like this? Fortunately, I am prepared. Long Fei scratched his ears with his hand exaggeratedly.
A group of little nurses in the room looked at Long Fei's face of being strongly hurt, and then thought about Mrs. Chen's lion roar just now, and were stunned for a moment, and then suddenly burst into laughter. Even Zhang Hui, who has never laughed much, has a crying and laughing look on his face.
Taking advantage of everyone's laughter, Long Fei began to inadvertently squeeze his eyes at Wang Xiaonan!