Chapter 415: Black Cauldron King Sun Haiyang
Sun Haiyang suddenly shuddered, and a chill instantly hit his back, and goosebumps all over his body rose.
Nima, don't laugh so scary, okay?
In his impression, when Sunan smiled at him, there was no good thing!
I still remember the last time, Sunan and Sun Haiyang stood at the door of the women's dormitory, Sunan smiled at him like this, and then said lightly.
"Brother, I have wronged you. ”
The female soldiers were now peeping and immediately rushed out, but the picture they saw was indeed a very serious grab by Sunan and pressed Sun Haiyang to the ground.
A serious, extremely serious, very serious one.
"I'm sorry everyone, I caught this voyeur thief at night, which made you worry, I'll send him away!"
Since then...... The female soldiers in that dormitory beat Sun Haiyang when they saw him......
This is so black, Sun Haiyang wants to cry.
Today, it seemed to be the same smile again, and he always felt a sense of forehesion.
"Boss, you won't ......"
With Sun Haiyang's shocked expression, Sunan took out a tiger skin from his bag......
Of course, it was a man-made fake tiger skin, which was the kind of props worn by people who acted in stage plays, and put it in Sun Haiyang's hand, and he smiled indifferently.
"Go, you go and seduce that male tiger. ”
Seduce......
Seduce your uncle!
"Boss, why are you going to kill me, what if he eats me?
Sunan gave him a blank look, "Who told you to find it, you let it go to you, and then I took the opportunity to climb up and pick off the Huo Yao Fruit, and then we rode Xiao Qi and ran away!"
Understand, uncle!
Sun Haiyang almost wanted to cry!
Why did you run away on Xiao Qi, Lao Tzu! What should I do if I was blown up by a tiger again!
"Boss, you can't pay attention to this, let's not say that this prop doesn't look like it, other tigers are also wise, and they can't smell the smell......"
Before Sun Haiyang could finish speaking, Sunan took out another bottle from his bag, which contained a yellow liquid and splashed it directly on Sun Haiyang's body.
"Look, the smell is enough this time. ”
"Damn, what's this!"
Sun Haiyang smelled this fishy smell and felt sick, this can't be some kind of chemical, right?
Sunan smiled, revealing his small white front teeth, and said very casually.
"Tiger urine, I picked it up overnight at the zoo. ”
Depend on!
Nima's is really well prepared!
Sun Haiyang is really aggrieved, Lao Tzu hasn't found a girlfriend yet, but it's the first time I've dedicated it to the tiger!
Sunan patted the second child's shoulder earnestly and said with a serious face.
"Second child, don't be so spineless, didn't you just say it, in order to break through, you can even eat, and now it's just a little urine on you, what are you afraid of?"
Depend on!
Turns out to be waiting for me here!
Yes!
For the sake of you coming to help Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will fight hard!
Sun Haiyang put on the clothes of this fake tiger with great grievances, and lay in a corner, looking at the huge real tiger not far away, nervous to death.
"Boss, is it okay here?"
"You're a little closer to me......"
"Can the tiger come over?"
"Don't worry, Lao Tzu has his own clever plan!"
Sun Haiyang finally found a good position, put the tiger's butt towards the real tiger, and then put a big stone on the back of the butt in his clothes.
Just kidding, in case this tiger really comes over to love, don't you beat Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum?
Sunan looked at the tiger in the distance, pinched his throat, and then made a very silver sound.
"Roar"
Sun Haiyang almost scolded the street!
Your uncle!
That's what you're talking about?
Seduce a tiger with such a love-like voice?
It's so low-level, isn't it?
Sunan probably shouted three or four times, but the tiger didn't even lift his eyelids.
"Damn, I miscalculated! This tiger is too cunning!"
Grass!
What kind of cunning, are you too low-level, okay? Can you use dim sum? Sun Haiyang is about to collapse.
"I said, boss, can you do it......"
Sun Haiyang is dying, is this a special method that humans have come up with?
Sunan also blushed, thinking that he was determined to get the way.
"No, my voice is still too masculine, if only a woman could learn it. ”
Speaking of this, Sunan and Sun Haiyang's eyes suddenly looked at Chen Yuan......
Chen Yuan's face changed greatly, he took a step back in an instant, and said coldly with a vigilant face.
"I won't, don't beat my mind!"
Chen Yuan has been watching from the sidelines here just now, and he is noncommittal about Sunan's method.
Anyway, this man is a complete bastard, and he doesn't feel abnormal when he does anything.
"Alas, there's no way, then you can only forget it......"
Sunan shook his head helplessly.
Sun Haiyang saw Sunan's eyes, and he also sighed very entangledly.
"Then let's go......"
Sunan said as he cleaned up, "Hey...... In fact, you don't particularly need to improve your strength, you don't have a Zhong Gu, and you can cultivate slowly, but some people are different, and some people urgently need to improve their strength, otherwise after half a year, they will ask me to sleep with her, alas...... It's really hard to be a master......"
"Sue, you bastard!"
Chen Yuan's face was flushed with anger, and her pain and weakness were broken by Sunan Dao all of a sudden, this guy made it clear that he wanted to blackmail her!
Hearing this, Sunan was reluctant, with a disgusted expression.
"I said Chen sullen, why am I a bastard? I want to help you get that Huo Yao Fruit, you can't not have any strength at all, right? My brother seems to be seducing the tiger, I'm going to climb the cliff, what's wrong with you calling here twice?"
Chen Yuan's face was gloomy to the extreme, and he bit his lower lip fiercely, and the kind of resentment in his eyes was so bad that he couldn't wait to kill Sunan!
"I! no!
Sunan smiled and winked at Sun Haiyang, and the two of them instantly tacitly understood that they had succeeded in their schemes.
Sure enough, let go, as long as you loosen up, it's easy to do.
Sunan walked over with a smile, stood next to Chen Yuan, and raised her neck so that she could see her Adam's apple clearly.
"You look, it's very simple to learn to bark a tiger, make a sound from your throat, don't shout with your voice, you try ......"
Chen Yuan took a few deep breaths, for the sake of strength, there is no way, you can't really go to this bastard for pleasure after half a year, right?
"Roar"
Chen Yuan tried a few times, but it always felt too sharp.
Sunan lowered his head and pondered for a long time, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he directly stretched out two fingers and pinched Chen Yuan's cheeks.
"What are you doing!"
"You try again this time......"
This bastard actually touched his face, shameless, despicable and shameless!
scolded her in my heart, but she still screamed obediently.
"Roar"
Sunan suddenly laughed, very happy.
"Look, it really has an effect, it's worthy of Chen sullen, learn a tiger to bark, you can call out this feeling!"
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