Chapter 22 Three Wonders

"Every spring! every spring! Lao Wei is going to encounter the peach blossom catastrophe (?ω?) hiahiahia !”

Sanzang squinted at the Fengchun Pavilion in front of him, as if he was considering whether to go in.

After thinking about it for a while, Sanzang turned around, looked at the ugly man of the corpse king, took off the Mo Li sword on his body, patted the sword and said:

"Be good to me, don't make trouble, or I'll break you!"

Then he said to the ugly man of the corpse king:

"Come ugly man, give you a holiday today, you can wander around the town with this sword on your back! But don't hurt anyone, of course, if someone hits you, don't worry about it the first time, if you come and cut him directly with the sword for the second time, and stop until the other party bleeds." ”

"Alright, let's go!"

Sanzang waved his hand and asked the ugly man of the corpse king to leave quickly.

The ugly man of the corpse king looked at it in confusion, but when he heard Sanzang let it leave, it had no choice but to leave with the Mo Li sword on his back.

Seeing the ugly man of the corpse king leaving, Sanzang smiled and said:

"Spring!

turned around and ran and rushed into the Fengchun Pavilion.

As a result, as soon as he entered the door, Sanzang directly bumped into someone.

"Oops!"

There was a scream on the other side, and Sanzang was okay at all, and at a glance, Sanzang found that he was hit by a pink-faced student.

"Amitabha! is the donor okay?"

Sanzang opened his mouth to ask, after all, he hit someone, of course he still had to ask.

"Why don't you look at the road!

Xiao Si picked up the powder-faced Xiaosheng who was bumped by Sanzang, and was a little angry and angry at Sanzang.

"The poor monk's eyes are very good, and he is worried about the benefactor!"

Sanzang replied with a smile.

"Why are you old monk so ......?"

"Enough!"

That Xiao Si was about to scold Sanzang, but he was cut off by the powder-faced Xiaosheng.

"Little ...... Childe, this old monk hit you and ......."

"I've said enough!"

The pink-faced Xiaosheng was already glaring at Xiao Si angrily at this moment. Seeing his master glaring at him, Xiao Si didn't dare to speak.

"The master is rude!"

The pink-faced Xiaosheng arched his hand and left with Xiao Si.

"Woman, no wonder I felt a little soft just now. ”

Looking at the two who left, Sanzang muttered quietly.

"Yo, doesn't this master know what's going on?"

A middle-aged woman with a beautiful appearance and charm walked towards Sanzang with a charming smile on her face.

"Amitabha! The poor monk is here to save the beings of hell!"

Sanzang folded his hands and looked compassionate.

After listening to Sanzang's words, the woman with a charming smile stopped smiling.

"The master is joking, right?"

The middle-aged woman's eyes narrowed slightly, and there was a wisp of murder in her eyes.

"How can the poor monk joke, the poor monk is indeed here to save sentient beings, the Buddha said that all sentient beings are suffering, and it is my suffering, sentient beings are suffering, and it is my pain, since the world is falling into the suffering of lust, how can the poor monks let them fall alone in this boundless suffering, and the poor monks should share the joys and sorrows with them. ”

Sanzang spoke to the charming woman with great righteousness.

"Poof! Hehe! The master is such a wonderful person, it's about to be misunderstood!"

The woman charmingly teased Sanzang's chest.

Sanzang secretly roared in his heart, calm, calm, this is just the beginning, let's be calm.

"Someone, arrange two girls for the master, and talk to the master about Buddhism!"

As the woman called, a woman approached.

"Wait!"

Sanzang spoke.

"I wonder if the master is dissatisfied with anything, or has any requirements?"

The charming woman smiled and asked Sanzang.

Sanzang raised his right hand and stretched out five fingers.

The charming woman immediately understood what Sanzang meant.

"Go, arrange five girls for the master!"

The woman gave an order to the maid who came over, and the maid was about to go, but Sanzang spoke.

"Wait! The poor monk said, I'm here to save sentient beings, how can five of them show the determination of the poor monks? The poor monks actually plan to save fifty!"

Okay! The charming woman didn't smile this time, she was scared by Sanzang, she hadn't seen more girls, but it was the first time that there were so many girls, you must know that there were only about ten in the past, but now Sanzang opened his mouth directly to fifty, which is also too exaggerated.

"Master, don't be kidding, how do you get fifty? The room is so crowded that there's nowhere to stand. ”

The charming woman teased Sanzang.

After listening to the words of the charming woman, Sanzang thought for a while, and it really seemed that there were too many.

"Okay! Thirty of them!"

"Hehe! Master, you seem to be a novice too! Thirty girls, even the queue will be until tomorrow night! I think ten is enough!"

The charming woman laughed constantly, and she could already see that Sanzang was a novice who didn't know anything!

It was seen that he was a novice, and he was disturbed by Sanzang's thick skin, and he was also shy without appearing.

"Take the master to the room and arrange ten girls for him!"

When the charming woman saw that someone was coming again, she stopped making fun of Sanzang and ordered the maid to bring him into the room.

Being teased by this woman, Sanzang was also a little unbearable, and when he saw that he was leaving, he hurriedly left.

"This little boy, I don't know which girl you want?"

Looking at the young man in front of her, whose eyes were dark and his face was a little swollen, the charming woman did not despise him, because she could see at a glance that he was not simple.

"Whatever!Bring me twenty young and beautiful young ladies~( ̄▽ ̄~)~!"

Huiming is very sad, I don't know what bad luck I have today, every time I touch a rich person in porcelain, I have been working in vain, and in the end, I have no choice but to take credit.

Because his clothes were torn by himself, he had to buy a new set of clothes, but not far from the cloth store, he found Fengchun Pavilion.

Although I have heard of this kind of place, I have never been here, and there is no master here today, so I can come and take a good look at what this is all about!

"Yo! The little boy laughed, twenty seems to be too many, how about ten?"

The charming woman secretly said in her heart that I don't know what's wrong today, just now an old monk asked for fifty, and now a little guy wants twenty, if they all come like this, I can't open this Fengchun Pavilion.

Hui Ming didn't know what it was all about, he only heard that he could play with the beautiful young ladies here, so he walked in curiously, since people said ten is enough, then ten!

"Okay! You say ten, ten!"

Hui Ming nodded casually in agreement.

"Someone, bring the little boy into the room, and greet him with ten young and beautiful girls!"

The charming woman commanded, and Huiming was taken away by the maid.

"Bring me thirty girls!"

As she looked at the voice, the charming woman saw a fat man with a fat figure and a smiling face.

Oh my lord! Why are today's customers so strange! I don't let people open a shop.

The charming woman was helpless, and she didn't know what was going on today, and there were too many wonders.

"Master, how about ten, there aren't many of us girls!"

The charming woman smiled embarrassedly.

The fat man was very happy today, he quietly stole the immortal coffin from his sister, and tricked her to the Eastern Regions, and she couldn't find herself in a short time.

"Then ten! The fat man is happy today, and the reward is very large!"

The fat man is very proud, but he is in a good mood today!