Lan River Witch crocodile bet
If you don't know how to gamble, you'll probably never understand the world of gamblers. Many gamblers lose nine out of ten bets, and of course there are many who go bankrupt because of gambling. A gambler who loses his net worth is stupid in the eyes of others. But perhaps, winning or losing is not a measure of a gambler.
Life may be a gamble, but some people win and some lose......
Yebao They are still looking for the gate of piety According to Huangfu Ya, the gate of piety has no fixed route, and there is no map to refer to.
The group was lost in the Loess Plain, the sun was like fire, constantly squeezing sweat out of the body, slowly even the sweat dried, the skin seemed to be smeared with a layer of oil, and the clothes and the body were stuck together, which made people feel sad.
In the harsh environment, everyone talked and laughed, trying their best to eliminate the boredom. Slowly until the lips were dry, and there was silence. After being exposed to the sun for a long time, Xiao Yuanting finally fainted due to dehydration.
"Brother, Yuan Ting has a heat stroke." Hearing his sister's anxious call, Tianluo, who had opened the way, immediately stopped. He ran over quickly and tried Yuan Ting's snort with his hand.
"Princess Xiao Ran" Tianluo said to Xiao Ranbing: "Let's use your purple bell to dispel the heat for Yuan Ting."
Xiao Ranbing touched Yuan Ting's forehead with one hand and nodded anxiously.
Xiao Ranbing's purple bell is a yin and cold jewelry specially created by Xiao Yun for her.
Xiao Ranbing gently shook the purple bell in her hand, sending bursts of cool into Yuan Ting's body, hoping to relieve her of the heat. After the cold air entered Yuan Ting's body, Yuan Ting did not show a comfortable expression when the heat subsided, but her body kept trembling, revealing a kind of pain.
"Oops!" Huang Fuya noticed the clues, "Yuan Ting was first attacked by heat poison, and now she is poisoned by cold poison into her body.
"It's loess here, and there's a shady place." Tianqi said urgently
Yebao looked around anxiously, and when he was in trouble, a squeak of a wooden wheel turning came, and on the horizon where it was, something like a house appeared.
An old house is tied to a car with more than ten wheels, pulled by a crocodile the size of an emperor crocodile, and slowly appears in front of everyone's eyes.
The coachman sat in front of his house, whipping the crocodile, and on the eaves of the ancient house, the word "gamble" was waving in the wind.
"It's really an endless road, and I met a crocodile gamble," Huang Fuya said to himself.
"I heard that he claims to be the best in the world in gambling, and his whereabouts are uncertain, wherever he goes, there is a gambling house, I didn't expect to meet him here." Tianluo followed
"It doesn't matter, he's willing to do anything for someone else, if we win the bet, we need to gamble with him so we can borrow his house to cool off." Huang Fuya said as he smiled.
"How do you win a crocodile bet with advanced gambling?" Xiao Ranbing asked.
Huang Fuya showed a sly smile: "It's up to Brother Yebao to help."
"Me?" Yebao was puzzled, "How can I help?"
"You're going to bet with him on our behalf." Huang Fuya said in an orderly manner
"I won't ...... at all," Yebao said
"You just go, Yebao, the next three rotten means, I and Tianluo will do it. Huangfu Ya smiled, "Your face is unfamiliar, he won't have a heart to be guarded." ”
Yebao understood the meaning of the words, and his expression began to become sleek, "Okay, I'll be a bad gambler" Everyone must have a bad smile.
Crocodile gambling is a real gambler, from the inside out, he is happy because of gambling, but also painful because of gambling, and even more lonely because of gambling. In order to relieve his loneliness, he traveled all over the world to find a gambling master. A crocodile and a wooden house were his most valuable belongings, and he was not afraid of losing them all, because he almost always won every gamble.
He was feeling depressed about coming to such a place.There were no people.,Not even a single person.Let alone a happy gamble.When his hands were itchy, he could only make a small bet with himself to satisfy his hunger.At this moment, he was concentrating on himself to compete with himself.,Completely intoxicated with his gambling skills.Suddenly, the car pulling the house came to a sudden stop.The flash made him almost fall off the car.
He opened his mouth, blinked his little eyes, and killed two beautiful girls with delicate flowers in front of the car.
"Little sisters, what's the matter with you?" Crocodile asked softly
"Whoever is the little sister, don't scream." Xiao Ranbing crossed his hands on his hips and pretended to be spicy: "Let me ask you, are you the crocodile bettor?"
"Yes, I am the first in the world of gambling, suave, loved, flowers and flowers bloom gambling saint and love saint, two little sisters, what are you looking for me, do you want to learn gambling with me, my tuition is very cheap. Crocodile said
"Learn gambling with you, you two triangular cat kung fu are not worthy of lifting the soles of our sons......" Tianqi looked at the crocodile gambling disdain.
"Gas... I'm." The crocodile was furious, and his voice became suffocated." Your son is. I'm going to fight him. Three hundred rounds."
"Sit tight, don't be scared by our son to crawl on the ground, over there is our son Lu, a real instrument talent, the best in the world." Xiao Ranbing said
Listening to Xiao Ranbing's introduction, he stared at Yebao carefully for a long time, and laughed out loud, "The best gambling skill in the world?
"Bold, dare to speak disrespectfully to my son-in-law, our son-in-law is here, wait to lift your shoes!" Tianqi finished speaking, he and Xiao Ranbing held hands and turned to leave.
Yebao put his hands behind his waist, walked up slowly, and said in a frivolous tone: "You are the world's number one crocodile gambler?"
"The master is more knowledgeable than the maid, yes, I am the crocodile gambler who is famous for gamblers all over the world!" said the crocodile gambler
"O. You are outdated, and the number one in the world will be mine after that." Yebao said with gritted teeth
"Boy, if you talk too much, beware of flashing your tongue." The crocodile's mouth rose again: "Today, there are no pants left for Master Ben to let you lose."
"What's the use of asking for your pants, if I win, the house behind you is mine, if I lose, my maid will give it all to you." Yebao patted his chest and said
"Door-to-door death, it's really the best choice for the second goods," crocodile said, "Let's get out of the question."
"Let's make it simpler, you don't know how long this crocodile is behind you, do you?" Lu Yebao said
"Listen, stinky little ghost, this old man's crocodile is 18.3 meters long, the first ...... of the Lan River," the crocodile said with his head raised high
"18.3 meters?" Yebao clasped his nostrils and said, "You don't know how to count, it's only 18.1 meters.
"Fart! Ben's crocodile is 18.3 meters long, as if it were fake... Bao ..... "Before the crocodile gambled to say the last word, a pair of small eyes stared at the full, the mouth opened wide, and Lu Yebao measured the length of 18.1 on the instrument
"How?" Yebao patted him on the shoulder.
"This, this." The crocodile shook the instrument in Lu Yebao's hand, "This instrument must have done something.
"I don't have a problem." Lu Yebao clasped his hands on his shoulders and said, "I just don't know if it will have any impact on your seniors."
"Boy, you're ruthless enough, let's win two games in three rounds, let's bet on the dice." As he spoke, he took out a shaker cup from his arms, and six dices poked out of his cuffs.
"Awesome" Yebao couldn't help but exclaim.
The swing cup circled a few circles in the air, and then accurately fell back into the crocodile gambler's hand, "This time.. "You first," said the crocodile, "guess, guess what the dots are in there."
Yebao yawned and said nonchalantly, "Easy, zero."
"The stinky boy who has no one in his eyes, there is a cane in it, six o'clock up, a total of thirty-six points, the number of Tiangang," the crocodile said
Yebao yawned again: "There is no basis for the mouth, let's open it." As he spoke, he squinted at the shaking cup with one eye, and silently chanted and prayed in his heart.
With a smug smile on his face, he gently opened the shaker cup, and there was nothing inside.
"Oops, the winner is decided." Yebao stretched, "The house is mine."