Chapter 17: The Coffin of Ascension

"Is this coffin really what you said it was?"

The woman took out the coffin stolen from Sanzang and them from the Qiankun bag, and asked the fat man with some doubts.

As soon as he saw the coffin, the fat man became excited.

His eyes stared straight at the coffin, and his fat hands gently caressed the jewel-encrusted coffin like a beautiful woman.

After stroking for a while, the fat man said excitedly:

"If I was only suspicious when I saw this coffin at the beginning, then now after I touch it, I can be absolutely sure that this is the immortal ascension coffin that countless people have been moved by!"

"Ascending Immortal Coffin? Could it be the Ascending Immortal Coffin that can turn decay into magic and cross the tribulation to ascend to the realm of immortals?"

The woman was shocked, but she didn't expect that this unsightly coffin turned out to be the coffin of the divine artifact that caused all forces to fight.

"That's right! This is the immortal coffin that can make people cross the threshold of life and death and enter the true fairy realm of their dreams!"

The fat on the fat man's face was trembling, and he was so excited in the face of such a treasure.

"After my identification, the gems inlaid on this coffin are the legendary fairy crystals, and these strange and inexplicable patterns are the patterns of the Avatar Dao. And the material of this coffin itself should be the Netherworld Divine Wood that can be ferried to the Netherworld Dead Sea!"

The fat man was already excited at the moment and couldn't describe his feelings, although he was robbed by Sanzang and stripped all his belongings, but now that he has retrieved this ascension coffin, the losses he was robbed of are also worth it.

It is a higher realm above the fairyland, and the fairyland only touches the threshold of the immortal, and the true fairyland is the real immortal.

Achieving true immortality is undoubtedly a supreme threshold, but this threshold does not know how many Tianjiao characters have stopped, and in countless years, one legendary figure after another has fallen to this step.

In order to be able to break through the jump of this carp jumping over the dragon gate, a strange person used a wonderful method to create a magical coffin, called the Ascending Immortal Coffin!

The Ascending Immortal Coffin is made of the Netherworld Divine Wood that can cross the two worlds of life and death as the main material, and it is buried in the coffin for several years with one hundred and eight fairy spirit crystals, plus the Dao pattern of the catastrophe, and in conjunction with a feng shui treasure.

When you come out of the coffin again, you can break through the daunting threshold, enter the true immortal, and enjoy 5,000 years of life.

Its value can be said to make countless powerful heads fight for blood, but such a sacred object was casually discarded in the wild by the two monks, and a corpse demon was also taken care of, and the woman was also very speechless.

But it is precisely because of this that she can easily get her hands. Although he was taken advantage of by the old monk, the thought that he had picked up such a big bargain, the little grievance in his heart disappeared.

With a wave of her happy little hand, the woman took the Ascending Immortal Coffin back into the Qiankun bag.

The fat man, who was excited, suddenly saw that the baby immortal coffin in front of him had disappeared, and the whole person stared at the woman.

"Sister, what are you doing?"

The woman said mischievously:

"Of course, put away my precious treasure!"

The fat man's eyelids jumped, and he hurriedly spoke:

"I found this coffin!"

The woman's bland way:

"What did you find?"

Seeing his sister's appearance, the fat man was too familiar, and he immediately knew what she was thinking, and he was clearly planning to swallow it privately.

"I have a share of this! You can't do that!"

"How am I?"

The woman looked like I didn't understand anything.

The fat on the fat man's face is twitching, and his sister is going to be a scoundrel again.

"Anyway, I have a share, you can't take it privately!"

The woman smiled and said:

"Brother, you're so funny, how can I swallow it privately? I just have something to do now, and I'm going to go out first, and haven't you been robbed before? So I think it's better to put the baby on me. ”

After saying that, the woman turned around with a smile and prepared to leave. Looking at his sister's back, the fat man was anxious, thinking about how to stop her, but he never thought of it, but when the woman was about to walk out of the door, the fat man shouted.

"Qian Zhenduo! Don't go!"

The woman stopped as if she had been immobilized.

The woman turned her head to look at the fat man with a smile on her face, and said through gritted teeth:

"What did you just call me? Qian ~ really ~ Shao!"

The fat man's body trembled, his eyes suddenly turned red, and he shouted like a chicken's blood:

"Don't call me how little money is!"

The woman said with a disgusted face:

"You have so little money! No wonder you have so little money!"

The fat man poked angrily:

"Qian Zhenduo is the most vulgar, lowest, and ugly woman name I have ever seen in the world, and it is even inferior to the name Fan Bucket. ”

The woman was furious.

"What a small amount of money! Do you want to fight today?"

The woman pointed angrily at the fat man.

"Come on, who's afraid of whom?"

The fat man rolled up his sleeves and was ready to fight his sister.

Seeing this, the woman also rolled up her sleeves.

"If I don't beat you into a fat king today, this girl won't marry!"

The woman said indignantly.

The fat man is also not to be outdone.

"If I don't beat you into a little wild cat today, I won't marry the fat man. ”

The two looked at each other at the same time, and said in unison:

"Don't use cultivation!"

"Don't use cultivation!"

Looking at each other, the two rushed towards each other.

"Look at this girl's beating you Wang Baquan!"

The woman clenched her fists and shot into the fat man's eyes.

The fat man was experienced, and one lowered his head to dodge, and then stretched out his hands and pinched the woman's waist.

"Hehe! I've studied this trick countless times, let me dodge it today! Look at my eighteen turns!"

The fat man pinched the woman's waist and twisted it.

"Ahh

The waist was twisted by the fat man, and the woman cried out in pain.

"I'll fight with you!"

The woman roared angrily, and a mouth bit the fat man's shoulder.

"Ahh

Suffering from the woman's evil mouth, the fat man screamed in pain.

In the scream, the fat man increased his strength, and the woman felt the pain in her waist and almost let go, but in an instant, she increased her bite again.

After some painful struggles, both of them couldn't stand it anymore. The fat man opened his mouth first.

"Sister, let's change the way! I can't stand it!"

"Woooooo

The woman couldn't open her mouth because she was biting the fat man, but she waved her hand in agreement.

"Then I'll count three, let's let go at the same time!"

"Woooooo

The woman waved in agreement.

Seeing this, the fat man did not hesitate and began to count.

"One"

"Two"

"Three"

As the three sounds fell, the two released their hands and mouths at the same time.

"Shhh

"Shhh

The two of them each rubbed the sore spots.

After a while, the two rushed towards each other, but they were both tacitly aware that they were not using the trick just now.

After a period of fighting, a fat woman and a woman sat on the ground, looking at each other with two pandas on their heads.

"I hate my name!"

The fat man spoke.

"I hate it too!"

The woman spoke.

"I hate that old guy who doesn't have money even more!"

The fat man gritted his teeth, and the woman opposite also said indignantly:

"I hate him too!"

And somewhere in the middle of nowhere, a fat man who was fatter than a fat man suddenly sneezed.

"Which turtle grandson misses grandpa again!"