Chapter 1 Sadness and good guy card
"Standing at both ends of the scale, the same dilemma. The only answer, it's hard to love someone......"
With the end of "It's Hard to Love Someone", the drunken and hazy Li Yiran cried. There were countless beer bottles lying on the table, and the friends lying on the sofa were already unconscious. Only Zhang Dayou, whose eyes were already wooden, hugged Li Yiran's shoulders and smiled.
Zhang Dayou and Li Yiran have been classmates since kindergarten, and the two of them skip class, fight, dig birds' nests together, and do naughty things a lot, which has always been a typical headache for teachers. The two may have similar interests, or they may be a nest of snakes and rats, and they have been worried about their parents since they were young.
As she grows older, Li Yiran is becoming more and more delicate, Zhang Dayou is becoming more and more handsome, and the two of them standing together will inevitably make people feel a little uncomfortable. There's no way, who let Li Yiran look like.
Zhang Dayou persuaded Li Yiran with a big tongue: "Yiran, look...... Look at the opening point, this is ...... again It's not the ...... The first time I was rejected, manly and manly...... The big husband can bend and stretch, you look at the master, I never fall for a woman...... Shed tears ......"
"...... You NND didn't shed tears for women, you TMD changed girlfriends every month, if you shed tears, NND can flow out of the Yangtze River!"
"This ...... This ......" Zhang Dayou scratched his hair with his right hand and said: "The young master is handsome, and he is golden, there is no way!
"...... I'm going to Thailand with me, and I'll do it for you personally!"
Who made you look so delicate, look at your big eyes, double eyelids, long eyelashes, and hair covers, women can't live! I told you a long time ago that when I went to South Korea for plastic surgery, you just didn't listen...... If you listen ......" Seeing Li Yiran's red eyes full of beastliness, Zhang Dayou shuddered, half sobered up, and held back before he finished speaking.
Zhang Dayou still deeply remembers that the last time Li Yiran looked at him, he sent a rough man who drank too much and wanted to soak him to the hospital to lie down for more than a month.
"Yiran! Don't be discouraged, there will always be girls who like you! Liu Lin has no vision, how many times have you counted, and every time you don't send you a good person card. ”
"Otomo, I've liked her for 5 years, I've been chasing her since I was in school, at first she said I'm a good person, we're still young, then I'm a good person, she's still young, and then I'm a good person, she's not ready to look for it, and send me a good person card again and again. I put up with it, but do you know what she said this time? Do you know? Saliva sprayed on Zhang Dayou's face.
Zhang Dayou wiped and wiped his face with his sleeve in disgust, and spit out several times before he could be relieved, "Yiran, you TNND spit on me." After speaking, Zhang Dayou suddenly pinched his right hand into an orchid finger, and said in a sharp voice: "Yiran, you are a good person, but we are not suitable, we are too young, it is not the time!" After speaking, he used a look that he thought was very charming to throw out an electric eye.
"Vomit ......" Li Yiran spit out directly because of the face, Zhang Dayou was sitting opposite Li Yiran, and accepted it all defenselessly, Li Yiran didn't waste anything, and spit on Zhang Dayou's pants......
"Yiran, you...... Did you do it on purpose! Am I so disgusting? ...... you" Zhang Dayou jumped up directly, pointed at Yiran's nose and roared!
"No...... Excuse me...... I didn't hold back, I really didn't mean to!" Li Yiran blushed rarely, maybe it was from spitting wine, Zhang Dayou opened his mouth wide, looked at Li Yiran's appearance, stunned, there was a strange feeling, Zhang Dayou shook his head vigorously, shivered, and said to himself: "Sin, sin, it's terrible, I didn't think about anything......"
"Otomo...... Liu Lin: She ...... She...... She actually said, we are impossible, you are a good person, but I can't find a boyfriend who is more beautiful than me......" After speaking, Li Yiran cried!
Zhang Dayou was completely stunned, it was the first time he saw Li Yiran crying so sadly, but he felt strange in his heart, I don't know if it was because Li Yiran cried so sadly for the first time, or because of Liu Lin's words, or the same trace in his heart!
"Uh!" Zhang Dayou shook his head fiercely, and said to himself: "Lao Tzu likes girls, it's girls!" After speaking, he nodded vigorously......
Li Yiran opened her sleepy eyes, looked at the unfamiliar environment around her, the sun shone on the bed through the white curtains, Li Yiran suddenly felt a little strange, lifted the quilt, saw herself lying in the quilt, and Zhang Dayou, who was lying on the right side and only wearing a white bathrobe, suddenly shouted: "Ah! Zhang Dayou, what did you do to me!!!" While shouting, he stretched out his right foot and kicked Zhang Dayou hard!
"Bang!"
Zhang Dayou got up from the ground with a scream, rubbed his head with a big bag, and said: "Yiran, you are going to die! Be kind to the liver and lungs of a donkey, thanks to me for serving you so well yesterday, you actually kicked me down!"
"You...... You serve me? ...... you What have you done to me?" Li Yiran dragged the quilt with both hands to wrap herself, and said with a little crying.
"Uh!" Looking at Li Yiran's appearance, Zhang Dayou laughed heartlessly!"Lao Tzu likes women, women, NND, you big man, Lao Tzu is not interested!" said as if he remembered something, he couldn't help blushing, then cleared his throat and said: "Yesterday you vomited me, and you vomited yourself, I also drank too much, so I can only find a nearby hotel to live in, just TM has a big bed room left, after serving you, I TM just fell asleep, and you kicked it down, who will I TM find to reason!" After speaking, he glanced at Li Yiran viciously, and then said: "Master, my reputation has been ruined by you!
"Bang bang bang" There was a knock on the door, and Zhang Dayou shouted angrily: "Who!"
Zhang Dayou looked at Li Yiran with bad intentions, smiled hehe, quickly ran over to open the door, and signed for the courier.
"Otomo, I received the courier early in the morning, what a good thing, show me. Li Yiran sat on the bed and asked casually with her upper body exposed.
"Hurry up and take a shower, you'll know in a moment. With that, he threw away a clean bathrobe and turned to unwrap it.
Li Yiran shrugged his shoulders, put on his bathrobe and walked into the bathroom, and after a while, there was the sound of rushing water.
Zhang Dayou turned his head to take a look, and a wicked smile appeared on his face......
Ten minutes later, Zhang Dayou was sitting on the chair in a straight seat, as if imagining something, and a wicked smile appeared on the corner of his mouth from time to time.
Li Yiran wiped her wet hair and walked out of the bathroom, "Otomo, where are my clothes?"
"You vomited both of our clothes, it's so disgusting, I'll throw them all away!"
"What? threw it away?" Li Yiran turned his head suddenly, looked at Zhang Dayou who was sitting on the chair with wide eyes, and paused for a moment.
"And where did you get your clothes?"
"The courier I just delivered!"
"Uh! yes...... Is there mine?" asked Li Yiran, who was a little unconfident.
"It's a must! In the bed, you can go over and wear it yourself!" After speaking, Zhang Dayou couldn't help laughing and opened the door and rushed out, and when the door was about to close, Zhang Dayou's voice came in, "Ten minutes later, the cleaning aunt will come over, you hurry up! I've already checked out! Hahahaha!"
Li Yiran snorted, lifted the quilt quickly, and after seeing the clothes in the quilt, he roared angrily: "Ah! Zhang Dayou, I must beat you to half-body, and you can't take care of yourself! Otherwise, I will not be a person! I will not be called Li Yiran!"