Chapter 211 The technical content of pretending to be sick and evading military training
Yang Yifan actually didn't want to participate in military training anymore, because such training didn't mean anything to him at all. It can not play the role of exercising the body, and it cannot really improve his obedience. On the contrary, he wasted a lot of time on this, so he has already begun to plan how to escape military training.
The afternoon military training began on time, and the sun in the sky seemed to be more enthusiastic than in the morning, opening its arms and hugging the many students on the playground.
"Stand up, take a break!One, two, three, go... The blackface instructor was still training in the queue, but this time there was a discordant voice in the ranks.
With a "bang", Yang Yifan fell!
"Instructor, instructor, my roommate fainted, did he suffer from heat stroke?" Cao Peng stood beside Yang Yifan, and he saw Yang Yifan fall in front of him, looking so inexplicable, he really startled him.
The black-faced instructor was not as anxious as Cao Peng, and he trained so many freshmen. He has encountered all kinds of scenes, and things like students fainting from heat stroke are just a very common thing.
I saw him walk quickly in front of Yang Yifan and reach out to touch his nose. The originally calm expression froze there all of a sudden, and Gujing Wubo's eyes also fluctuated a little.
"Instructor, what are you touching! Hurry up and send him to the school infirmary, and get out of the way of me to carry him. Saying that, Cao Peng was about to reach out to support Yang Yifan on the ground, but where could his small body move.
The black-faced instructor stretched out his hand and pushed, and Cao Peng sat on the ground with a butt. Before he could stand up and ask what was going on, the black-faced instructor had already put Yang Yifan on his back and strode in the direction of the infirmary, and at the same time said to the stunned students behind him without looking back. "The one named Cao Peng comes with me, and the other students practice military posture on their own!"
Cao Peng realized the seriousness of the matter, got up from the ground, and ran up with the instructor.
"Doctor, doctor, come and see what is wrong with this student? The person is cold and breathing, and even his heart is not beating much!" The black-faced instructor ran into the infirmary in a rage, and called out loudly to the doctor on duty in the back room.
The doctor on duty was also surprised, he knew that freshmen military training was prone to problems, but today was just the first day of training, how could there be such a situation. "Put him on the bed, and let me examine it carefully. ”
"The heart beats 25 times per minute, and the defibrillation is started. Defibrillation failed, epinephrine 1 mg intravenously, atropine 1 mg waited. Hey, wait, why did his heart beat again?"
Yang Yifan was actually in a coma, he just wanted to pretend to be sick and be able to get the privilege of being exempted from military training. Unexpectedly, he pretended to work too hard, and even cast a few poison spells on himself for the sake of realism, so that his health value dropped by at least half, which was basically considered a serious injury. And precisely because of this, he scared the instructors and doctors enough, for fear that he would accidentally die like this.
As for Yang Yifan's heartbeat recovery, it was because he was electrocuted twice by the doctor, and the taste was really not very pleasant. I heard that he was going to inject himself with adrenaline, atropine, or something. Frightened, he hurriedly performed another healing spell on himself, restoring his health to a safe level.
"Hmm, what's wrong with me? Why am I here, shouldn't I be training on the playground? Send me back, I can't hold the team back!"
Yang Yifan opened his eyes a little weakly, looked at the people in front of him who were watching him tightly and said in confusion, and at the same time struggled to get up, looking like he wanted to return to the playground to train. Sometimes not only women are born to act, but men's skills are not bad.
The black-faced instructor didn't expect the student in front of him to be so good, and even the first thing he did after waking up was to go back to training. gently pressed Yang Yifan back to the bed, but the instructor looked at the doctor. "Doctor, can he go back to training like this?"
The doctor shook his head slightly. "That's probably impossible, he was in a critical condition and almost went into cardiac arrest. If he can't be diagnosed, I don't recommend him to do any strenuous exercise. It's best for him to go to the hospital for a full check-up and then rest in the dormitory. In this case, I will give him a sick note, and you should not embarrass him, instructor. ”
The doctor said this because there are too many people who don't want to participate in military training, pretending to be sick, using the back door to go through the back door, all kinds of things, for such a situation, as long as your condition is not very serious, instructors and counselors will generally not allow you not to participate in military training.
But Yang Yifan's situation just now was different, the instructor personally felt his heartbeat, coupled with the doctor's rescue, he basically believed that Yang Yifan was really sick.
"Then classmate, you can have a good rest, and your roommate, you don't have to train in the afternoon. When he gets better, accompany him to the hospital for a check-up, and he must be cured, after all, the body is the capital of the revolution!" The instructor instructed Yang Yifan and Cao Peng a few words, and then left the infirmary and went back to the playground, after all, there were still many classmates waiting for him to train.
"Third child, what's wrong with you? It's okay to eat at noon, and you have eaten three bowls of rice, why is it like this for a while? I told you to watch more movies and less, but you just didn't listen, and now you know that the consequences are serious. But don't worry, I'll accompany you to the hospital for a check-up now, and we'll definitely find a cure. Cao Peng was obviously taken aback by what the doctor said about Yang Yifan's condition, his tone suddenly became sad, and he took Yang Yifan's hand to comfort him.
Yang Yifan secretly glanced at the doctor and quietly shook off Cao Peng's hands. "Boss, help me up, let's go back to the dormitory first. ”
When the doctor saw that the two were leaving, he did not stop them. just looked at Yang Yifan with some pity, and then gave him some precautions and let them leave.
When Cao Peng helped Yang Yifan to a place where there was no one with red eyes, Yang Yifan pushed away Cao Peng, who was holding him, took out a cigarette and lit it for himself, and spit out a standard eye circle, and then said to Cao Peng with a comfortable smile. "Boss, I'm relieved, I won't play with you in the days of military training in the future!"
Cao Peng looked at Yang Yifan, who was standing beside him steadily, and raised his hand to Yang Yifan, and said with a trembling voice. "Third child, is your body okay?"
"Haha, what can I do. I'm pretending to be sick, do you understand? This way you can be exempt from military training!" Although they are also pretending to be sick, other students can't be as realistic as Yang Yifan. At most, pretend to have a cold, fever, runny nose or something, and if someone really imitates him and pretends to be sick, he will definitely be exposed under the joint examination of the instructor and the doctor. It may also backfire and win some special care from the instructors.
"Damn, you scared me to death just now. Looking at the instructor like that, I thought you were really hopeless!" Cao Peng hammered Yang Yifan's chest fiercely, and said a little angrily. You must know that he was really scared enough just now, and he almost burst into tears.
"It's also good for you to pretend to be sick, at least you don't have to go to training this afternoon, right? And you can ask for leave tomorrow in the name of accompanying me to the examination, and you can usually be lazy in the name of taking care of me!" The corners of Yang Yifan's mouth curled, giving Cao Peng a crooked idea.
"That's right!" Cao Peng's eyes lit up, according to what Yang Yifan said, it seems that pretending to be sick is really a good thing for the country and the people.
"Then where are we going now?" Cao Peng turned his head to look at Yang Yifan, looking like he was looking forward to him.
"Where are you going?!Go back to the dormitory to sleep, I didn't sleep well last night, and I ate enough at noon. As the saying goes, eat enough and sleep so that mosquitoes don't bite your brain. Now it's time to go for an afternoon nap and go!"
After speaking, the two of them walked towards the boys' dormitory with their shoulders hooked.