In many film and television stories, there will always be such an absurd plot, that is, after the man and woman are drunk and banging, the next day the man always says to the woman with a confused and guilty face: I'm sorry, I drank too much, the most traffic-saving and ad-free site on mobile phones.

Are you a fool? Is it a prosthetic leg that grows on you? You are so busy working for a long time, you are baring your teeth and grinning, and you say that you don't know what you have done, who believes it! That is just an excuse to evade responsibility!

I said to Yelu, who was crying under the covers, "I drank too much last night, and I don't know what I did." ”

Yelu cried louder when she heard my words, why, I suffered a loss, the key is that you take advantage and don't admit it, can the girl not be wronged~

But I swear, I really don't know what I did last night, I'm completely different from the scumbag I listed above, and I feel like a victim too.

What the hell is going on, I was tired of playing with the Lingjiao King yesterday, so I wanted to find a girl to drink nonsense. According to Lingjiao's suggestion, I called Yelu and Yima, and the two daughters were also invited.

At first, everything was normal, everyone drank and chatted, I teased Yelu with brain teasers, and Lingjiao followed my original instructions to find all kinds of bad luck in Yima.

Yelu is still always cute in the face of my troubles, and he can't understand my meat jokes at all, and all kinds of innocent and simple answers make everyone laugh.

Yima couldn't bear to avoid Lingjiao's difficulties in the face of Lingjiao, and fought-for-tat everywhere. A perverted beast and a fucking girlfriend are simply Mars hitting the earth, the two kept arguing for an hour, and finally said a happy word in unison. After that, they felt sorry for each other, and even joined hands to fight with me.

Of course, I'm not afraid of the amount of alcohol, but since it's for fun, I can't compete too much, so I pretend that I don't want to suffer, and ask Yelu to help me, 2V2 is fair.

And then there was the rhythm that confused me deeply, and I was overdosed!

Just kidding? Lingjiao's alcohol consumption is a paper tiger, woo scum has it, I can really drink it two and a half. Yima and Yelu are even more supporting roles, and after the fight begins, they almost watch the excitement, and it's too late to avoid it, how dare they take the initiative.

But in this state, I drank too much and lost my temper!

I drank directly until I was unconscious last night, and when I woke up this morning, I found that somehow, I actually gave Xiao Yelu what to do~

I can't go wrong, this is really not a prosthetic leg, and Yelu's state can't be faked, and I did stage a bloody plot last night, and I bullied people unconsciously.

The thief is troubled, how can this good thing be unknowing, isn't this a big loss~

I'm upset, but I can't say that, judging from Yelu's reaction and state, if I didn't get it last night, there might be a bridge where the overlord was hard to bow down, I wouldn't really be such a bastard, right?

Lingjiao and Yima don't know when they left, they probably left early last night, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to watch me do this bastard thing.

I coaxed Jerod alone in my room all morning, and when all the good things were said, she finally calmed down and stopped crying.

I joked: "I woke up in the morning and saw that you slept quite honestly, so you were holding your head and waiting for me~"

When Jerod saw that I was thin, he pursed his mouth and was about to cry.

I quickly apologized and promised that the follow-up of the incident would be fully respectful of her intentions. If she thinks about it, we will slowly date in the future, everyone is an adult, and it's nothing to fall asleep first and then love. If she doesn't want to stop and has to pay the price, then let's wait to go out and find the media to expose it, and I will give her an explanation in front of the public.

Jerod didn't support either of my proposals, saying she wanted the truth.

I had a question mark effect in my head: "What truth?"

Yelu whispered: "You treated me like that last night, not at all like usual, I want to know if you have a heart for me, or if you have no intention of ......"

What she said seemed vague, but it was actually very clear.

First of all, she vaguely showed that she did not reject me as a person, and still had some feelings. I knew this as early as when Wan Pei asked her to form an alliance with Ling Die, but I didn't have any feelings for her, and I never gave them a chance.

On the other hand, there is another meaning in her words, that is, although I have no memory of last night, I showed a completely different state from my usual state.

It's weird, I've always been a gentleman when I did that, I like to cooperate with the other party's habits, and I never make the other party feel embarrassed, what is the situation she said?

I asked Yelu, "What was I like last night?"

My original intention was to understand the actual situation through her description, but in her ears, it was a shy and light language, which put the first wonderful thing into the quilt and refused to talk to me again.

Seeing her like a frightened fawn, I couldn't help but feel pity and guilt in my heart, I wanted to pity but couldn't bear to be disturbed, so I comforted: "You have a good rest, the days are still long, we will talk slowly in the future." ”

Yelu was silent for a moment, and actually hummed softly in response, which also means that she was not hurt much by this matter, but her heart knot was difficult to end for a while. I am very comforted to have such an outcome.

Leaving the room, I rested alone, wandering around casually, and my mind was full of what happened last night, what the hell was going on.

Thinking wildly, I actually came to the camp of the Wanzi Group, and before I got close, I heard a mess over there, as if something big was happening.

I don't even have to guess, there is no second person in the sky and the earth who can make such a big movement except that guy, everyone read its name to me~~~~

Spirit ~ Jiao ~ big ~ king ~~~

Who's calling Lingjiao stupid beep? That's a stage name!

I said in my heart that this was another show, and when I got closer with curiosity, I saw that it was more than a dozen Wanzi soldiers fighting with Lingjiao.

The Lingjiao King was obviously drunk all night, and he was still drunk, and he was holding a sofa with four hooves and couldn't get up.

The soldiers of the Wanzi Group hugged one part of the Lingjiao and dragged it down desperately, and a leading cadre roared angrily: "Everyone is playing with their lives, this is the last sofa, let him be a scourge, the brothers don't even have a place to take turns sleeping, this is our last position, we must hold !!"

The soldiers shouted in unison: "Defend the last position to the death!!"

I have long heard that Lingjiao has recently demolished all the furniture of the Wanzi Group, so that they don't even have a bed to sleep on, so they can only take turns to rest on the few remaining sofas, why hasn't the sofa been demolished? That thing is a sex toy in Lingjiao's eyes, so it is reluctant~

The soldiers dragged Lingjiao with the determination to die, but Lingjiao was already strong, and his spirit was doubled when he started to love, and for a while, dozens of soldiers changed classes, and they could only fight with Lingjiao.

They shouted the slogan and just pulled the spirit Jiao up a little with all their might, and as soon as the spirit Jiao was forced on his waist, it went down again with a groan.

"One-two-three, pull!"

"Eh~"

"One-two-three, pull!"

"Eh~"

"One-two-three, pull!"

"Eh~Eh~Eh~"

"Damn, it doesn't come in rhythm?"

I saw that the situation was not right, and quickly reminded loudly: "Everyone get out of the !!"

The crowd was hoarse when they heard my shouting, realized that the situation was not in time, and hurriedly ran away. Then I saw Lingjiao's whole body tremble, and then he stuck out his tongue and softened.

A slice of melted ice cream trickles down the corner of the sofa.

Dozens of Wanzi soldiers knelt on the ground and cried: "God~~~~ Leave a way to live~~~~"

The heartfelt cries of the crowd deeply infected me, I touched the moist corners of my eyes and walked over, took out 20 sets of marching beds from the package and handed them to them: "Brothers have suffered, I am sorry for you, you have to put away these marching beds, although they are made of stainless steel, but they can't escape the fate in pieces, I can only help you get here." ”

Everyone cried: "Alliance leader, you just knock it, let's be knocked together~"

To let the big men say this, I was really forced to a certain extent.

I sighed and comforted: "Brothers, for the sake of it's not worth it, I'll get some estrogen to feed it later, and adjust it slowly." ”

The leading cadre said: "Then the alliance leader, you have to increase the dose, as far as we know, in order to enhance its ability, the chairman brings it irritating drugs every day to replenish at any time, and the hormones on your side are less, and the effect of the medicine is easy to be synthesized." ”

When I heard this, the corners of my eyes twitched: "What did you say it was carrying?

The cadre said: "Yes, it is specially developed by our group for biological reproduction, as long as you eat a pair, you will be interested." ”

I asked him in a trembling voice, "What if someone eats it?"

The cadre replied: "We did human experiments in order to confirm the effect, but unfortunately this drug has side effects on humans, although it is the same aphrodisiac, but it will make people lose their minds in a short period of time, and only instinctive reactions are left." ”

I smiled softly: "Bring the knife~"

"What are you doing?"

"Knocked that stupid beep!"

Everyone shouted in unison: "We'll help you press it!"

Lingjiao, who had been vented, was weak, and was obediently lassoed by the soldiers with ropes. As soon as the four ropes were pulled, they pulled it apart in a large font.

The spirit Jiao in the afterglow woke up suddenly, and when I opened my eyes, I was holding a bright knife and preparing to greet it.

"Troubled Spring~Lao Tie~What are you doing!!"

I squinted and hated: "What are you doing, did you drug me yesterday?"

Lingjiao suddenly realized, smiled and asked me, "Is it not?"

"What's not?"

Lingjiao pouted: "Papa, Yelu, Xichun!!"

It turns out that it was still thinking about asking me to identify Yelu by popping.

I said that you are like you when everyone is special, like a special detector, no matter what you play, you can be identified, you are not a person inside and out, but you can choke other girls.

Lingjiao smiled lewdly: "It's too tender, come again~"

I wondered, "Can this function still be practiced?"

"Yes~"

It's not that I really want to identify anything, but I'm curious about Lingjiao's mastery, I said then you teach me~

Lingjiao looked left and right and shook his head: "Inconvenience~"

"What's the inconvenience?" I looked left and right, and immediately realized: "You mean there are a lot of people here, right, let's go back to the house and learn slowly." ”

The Wanzi warriors hurriedly said: "Don't, is there really such a mastery in the world, let us also listen to it~"

Lingjiao Dog's eyes glared: "Call Dad!"

Everyone immediately laughed: "Dad!"

This man, I don't want to be embarrassed for that little.

"This is my father!" I said to the crowd, "You can only call you father!"