Chapter 268: It's not that I can't
Happy days are always short-lived, and the closer you get to the end, the faster they pass, it's really a day when you close your eyes ~ and a day passes howling ~
In the same way, happy things are usually short-lived.
"So little Yelu, you have to understand, it's not that my body is not good, it's that we are too tacit, too harmonious and too happy, so you feel that every time is very short!"
I'm very experienced in explaining this aspect of things, and I've practiced it all in the Xianxia world, so when Yelu took the pamphlet and asked me why I couldn't be as brave and durable as the hero in the story, I immediately gave a strong scientific basis.
But cute people like to drill the horns, she said that this is definitely not an illusion of perception, it must be a short time, she is pinching the clock, saying that I am three ...... every time
"It's three people every time~" Wan Pei saw the embarrassment of me being forced to ask, and hurriedly resolved it for me: "That's why Xiao Yelu feels that the time is shorter, because your good brother also has to accompany me." ”
Yelu was still not fooled, shook his head and said: "You both shake me, let's play the video and watch it, my brother hasn't recorded it a few times, let's watch the video and count the time." ”
And such people? It's just forcing their old men to a dead end.
I hinted at Wanpei to let her deal with Yelu, and I pretended to be entangled in official business and hurriedly slipped out.
As soon as I left the small gold house, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, what men are most afraid of is to discuss this issue with their own women, it is too embarrassing.
But I really don't have any responsibility for this matter, although I have now lost my cultivation method and demigod body, and I will no longer be the first fierce man in Xianxia, but this young master is a little expert in the bed this time. The reason why Yelu feels that the time is too short and dissatisfied, first of all, just like Wanpei said, I really can't do it perfectly, and the other reason is that Yelu has recently been addicted to unhealthy reading materials, and has been seriously misled and bewitched!
I went to the teaching building to hide and relax, and when I was half-asleep and half-awake, Ji Xiaoman's voice came out in my divine consciousness, and the time for the weekly divine consciousness contact came again.
As soon as the consciousness was clear, Ji Xiaoman consciously didn't disturb my lazy rhythm, and started his own serialization by himself: "In the last book, it was said that the male protagonist fought one man and five women, which lasted for three days and three nights, and the five ......"
"Stop me!" I interrupted Ji Xiaoman and said sternly: "In the future, don't tell me about these unhealthy, vulgar, vulgar, kitsch, and other things that are out of touch with reality! What is one man fighting five women, the current novel is just nonsense, not scientific at all, and not respecting facts at all." This irresponsible attitude will have many unpredictable negative impacts on society and will induce many contradictions!"
Ji Xiaoman is in charge of the power of the Tianyan Eye, and there is no need to ask any questions and problems at all, as soon as the Tianyan is opened, he knows everything.
was burned by me with a nameless fire, Ji Xiaoman was quite aggrieved, but after Tianyan checked it, he immediately figured out where my evil fire was.
Ji Xiaoman held back a smile, and pretended to be concerned: "Brother, don't get angry, who called the little demon and the little three's otherworldly incarnation so charming, you are now a virtual body, and you have been overworked recently, so you only have one point ...... each time"
"So every time I only have a little energy, I will also put it into my work, how can my body not lose. ”
Ji Xiaoman snorted: "I don't want to talk about pulling down the doctor." ”
Listening to her words, I perked up: "You mean I'm this... Can you adjust this body?"
Ji Xiaoman said with a smile: "Of course you can, and it's very simple, you find a shining debut to make the appearance of the two little sisters-in-law into the appearance of a pig fairy godmother, and ensure that your time is extended tenfold!"
I sat down in a daze: "It's only ten minutes to extend it tenfold, and the price is too great......"
"Hahaha, you're finally telling the truth~"
"Get out, get out!" I reprimanded Ji Xiaoman: "Don't worry about the uselessness, talk about the situation on the side of the artificial copy, a week has passed, don't tell me that the families of those cadres are still stuck in the middle of the journey." ”
In last week's Divine Consciousness Correspondence, I focused on the progress of the non-mission career advancement plan, and Ji Xiaoman checked it and told me that the Demon Slaying Expeditionary Army, which was composed of cadres' families, had unknowingly entered the artificial copy established by the Wanzi Group.
The first half of the journey went well, but in the middle of the journey, the families of these pampered cadres were a little overwhelmed. Although the hatred for the spirit Jiao did not subside in the slightest, in the face of the powerful creatures in the second half of the artificial dungeon, their combat power was obviously insufficient.
If it's not enough, they can only figure it out by themselves, and the difficulty and atmosphere of the artificial dungeon are designed to imitate the charcoal fortress, and if you change it at will, it is difficult to reproduce the atmosphere that led to the advancement of the profession in the first place, which is extremely detrimental to the experiment.
The team on the Qian Million side did not report this problem to me, they have been following my orders, and they must first find a way to solve the problem by themselves, and they can't always rely on me.
A week has passed in a blink of an eye, and today I asked Ji Xiaoman again to check the situation over there, and the results of the inquiry made me feel a little relieved, the families of the cadres have passed the halfway of the artificial copy, and are currently making preparations to break through the last obstacle and capture the Lingjiao King alive.
I asked Ji Xiaoman how they managed to break through the halfway point of the dungeon that had trapped them firmly in a week's time. Ji Xiaoman said that these people in the face of difficulties, their hatred of Lingjiao into courage and wisdom, in the face of strong creatures, they not only fought bravely, but also in the face of the strength gap constantly summed up experience and groped tactics, and there are Wanzi Group appropriate supplements can explode materials and equipment of the creatures, cadres and their families continue to get all-round improvement, this is to the end.
I nodded in affirmation: "Very good, this atmosphere is very similar to the atmosphere in the Charcoal Fortress, Xiaoman, what do you think are the chances of them getting advanced?"
Ji Xiaoman said solemnly: "If you don't talk about combat effectiveness and skill changes, just from the perspective of mentality and belief, it can be said that these people have obtained an improvement of the nature similar to the enlightenment of the Xianxia World." On this basis, in the final stage, as long as the Wanzi Group can push these people to the limit according to your requirements, and then let the Spirit Jiao King come out to stimulate it, I think the probability of them getting a career advancement is at least eighty percent or more. ”
I hummed: "It's still seventy percent, 'eighty percent can advance' doesn't sound like it'......"