Hongmen Banquet (medium)

Chen Ling didn't answer Zhong Qibin's question directly, but just asked lightly: "Hehe, I don't know what Deputy Commander Zhong sent?"

Zhong Qibin looked disdainful, he didn't bring any gifts, and he was embarrassed to ask me, but since you asked, I will let you see and understand.

So he picked up the beautiful box on the table and slowly unpacked it.

When the box was opened, everyone's eyes lit up, and their eyes lit up with gold, because the box contained two pistols made of gold.

Yellow cancan, bright, full of brilliance.

Noble, luxurious, magnificent, domineering, this gift is not light.

Old man He is a veteran, and he naturally has an indescribable love for things like knives and guns, and he usually likes to collect some relatively rare ones.

When Zhong Qibin saw Old Man He's expression, he knew that he had given the right gift, and he couldn't help but be complacent.

Who would have thought that a very discordant voice sounded in the eyes of the full court, "Yo, these two toy guns are doing a good job!!"

Everyone is collectively petrified, even a blind person can see that these two are genuine hard guys!

"Toy?" Zhong Qibin snorted coldly, anger came from it, brushed the ground and picked up a golden gun and held it in his hand, and the muzzle of the black hole hole was aimed at Chen Ling's head, "Mr. Chen Ling, do you want to try the power of this toy gun?"

Chen Ling's brows tightened slightly, he didn't look at Zhong Qibin, but he looked behind him, "Hey, Xiaoqing......"

Zhong Qibin was shocked, and quickly turned around, but when he saw that there was no one behind him and realized that it was not good, there was already a pain in his hand, and then the golden pistol he held tightly took off his hand and left.

Then, everyone heard the sound of "Qili Kalao", and when Zhong Qibin turned around, he was shocked to find that the exquisite golden pistol had been broken into pieces by the seemingly non-lethal cream boy in front of him, and only a bunch of parts were left on the table.

It only took four or five seconds to disassemble an imitation 54-style pistol, what an astonishing speed!

Old man He and Old Man Zhong couldn't react, and Zhong Qibin was even more stupid, because he clearly remembered that a similar competition had been held in his group army, and the fastest record for dismantling a pistol in the special forces was six seconds, and this Chen Ling only took five seconds, no, it should be said that the pistol was completely dismantled in a little more than four seconds.

Facing everyone's stunned eyes, Chen Ling was casual, but said curiously: "Deputy Commander Zhong, I just said why Xiaoqing hasn't come back for so long, why are you distracted!"

Zhong Qibin suffered a dumb loss, and he was so annoyed that he couldn't do it, but the speed of this guy to break down the gun was really impressive, especially the hand that grabbed the gun just now, and he didn't know how to get it, he only felt a pain somewhere on the back of his hand, and then he was numb, and the whole wrist suddenly seemed to lose consciousness, and let the other party take the gun away, which really made him puzzled.

For a while, Zhong Qibin didn't have a seizure, he didn't have a seizure, and his face, which was as rough as Lao Zhong, turned red, and he said hatefully: "What kind of gift did Mr. Chen Ling give?"

Everyone thought that Chen Ling was going to make a fool of himself this time, who didn't know that he entered the door empty-handed!

Who knows, Chen Ling smiled faintly, took out something from his trouser pocket, and threw it on the coffee table.

"Bang!" a brick smashed on the coffee table, startling everyone.

After a closer look, I realized that it was not a brick, but a tea leaf packaged like a brick.

Yes, this is the bag of expensive tea that Chen Ling cheekily begged from Dean Zhou, and accidentally soaked it in water after taking it home, but the sealing of the package is very good, and the tea leaves in the water are not at all, wipe the water outside, it is still a pack of hard and tough excellent tea.

However, the fish pond has not been cleaned for a long time, and a large amount of fish feces and fish urine have been deposited under the water, and Chen Ling will not drink the tea no matter how tough it is, so this time on Old Man He's birthday, he borrowed flowers to offer Buddha.

Chen Ling opened his mouth: "He Lao ......"

"Huh?" Old Man He's face suddenly sank.

Okay, today's birthday, give you some face, Chen Ling changed his words, "Grandpa He." ”

Old man He's face looked a little better, and he nodded with satisfaction, "What's the matter?"

"What about your old man, although you are still old and strong, the sword is not old, the old man is old, the old man is old, and he is old and not dead...... Ahem, anyway, it means that your old man is still very strong, but after all, he is already eighty, if you want to prolong your life, then you have to read books, drink tea, take a walk, play chess, as for the rough work of dancing knives and sticks, you don't play, in case...... I won't say anything about it in case!" Chen Ling said and took a breath before saying, "Anyway, drinking tea is good, and playing with guns is definitely harmful to the body!"

This specious remark made everyone stunned for a while, and later, everyone couldn't help but feel that Zhong Qibin came to pay homage to give such a lethal thing, which was indeed a bit Meng Lang.

Tea, it is naturally to drink to nourish the lungs and benefit your health, so this round Chen Ling narrowly won with a bag of broken tea leaves that were eliminated.

Zhong Qibin gritted his silver teeth and swallowed it, wishing that he could not grab another golden gun and give Chen Ling three shots and six holes.

Chen Ling said leisurely, "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the warriors are walking in all directions! Violence must be canceled at any time! No, if you don't cancel, you can't." Think about it, you went home, followed your family, drank tea and prepared for a birthday feast, and suddenly someone pulled out a gun and pointed it at you......"

"Cough!" Old man He couldn't help coughing lightly, because if Chen Ling continued, this old Zhong and Xiao Zhong must be too ashamed to be human, so he quickly interrupted him and said with a dry smile: "Haha, whether it's a pistol or tea, I like it very much, Colonel Fan, come, give me the gift." ”

Fan Yunzheng felt that Chen Ling was a little familiar with Bai and was trying to search for it in his mind, but when he heard Old Man He's shouting, he had to shake his head, and stepped forward with a blank expression to put away the pistol and tea.

"Slow!" Zhong Qibin stood up, pointed to the two golden guns and said to Chen Ling: "Mr. Chen's speed of breaking down the guns is really impressive, he must be a good player, I don't know how to shoot, it will be a long time before I leave the table, why don't we go to the competition?

Are you bored, aren't you bored? Chen Ling couldn't raise any interest and said, "Deputy Commander Zhong, I don't think there is any need to compare this!"

Everyone thought that Chen Ling didn't dare to fight, so he had to push back, but who knew that he said next: "My average score of 25-meter rapid fire pistol is 785.5, and the best score is 789.8. Is Deputy Commander Zhong really going to challenge?"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone felt that this guy's bull was blowing up, because so far, the 25-meter rapid-fire pistol world Ji Lu was only 788.6, and he actually said that he could score 789.8. Isn't that even better than a world champion?

However, regardless of whether what Chen Ling said was true or not, Zhong Qibin was shocked, because his average score of rapid-fire pistol in 25 meters was only 750.1, and his best score was 760. Challenging a super shooter who is close to 790? Isn't that self-inflicted?

I have just fallen two rounds of strikers, and this round can no longer be risky.

"Hmph! Since you don't dare to compare shooting, then let's compare sanda!" Zhong Qibin didn't lose face, and even launched another challenge to Chen Ling.

"This ......" Chen Ling really didn't know how to respond.

"What? Don't you dare to do this?" Zhong Qibin sneered, he didn't have much confidence in shooting him, because his results in the X Group Army only belonged to the middle and upper ranks, but compared to Sanda, he was the top, and the X Group Army had not met an opponent so far.

Chen Ling sighed and said helplessly: "Since you really want to compete, then let's compete!"

Since he had agreed, Lao Zhong and Lao He had no opinion, and the group moved to the playground in the front yard, anyway...... Isn't the meal still good?

Chen Ling and Zhong Qibin stood in the middle of the playground, facing each other, when they were about to start fighting.

A car drove into the door, and after stopping, He Qiaoqing jumped out of it, and when she saw the two people in the playground in such a posture, she hurriedly rushed up and asked urgently: "You, what are you doing here?"

"Deputy Commander Zhong said that he wanted to learn from me, so I ......," Chen Ling explained.

"Don't!" He Qiaoqing shook her head categorically, and then said to Zhong Qibin: "Brother Qibin, don't you fight with Chen Ling, okay?"

Zhong Qibin smiled and said, "Xiaoqing, don't worry, I will let him make one and a half moves, and I won't let him lose too ugly." ”

"No!" He Qiaoqing shook her head like a rattle, and only whispered for a while: "Brother Qi Bin, he doesn't have a serious attack, he will hurt you!"

Zhong Qibin: "......"

(End of chapter)