Chapter Twenty-Three: Uncle You
At this time, Brother Leopard and his thugs rushed up directly, shouting and fists and sticks.
Ping Pong, a sound sounded, and Shen Xuefei and the others saw a bunch of people all falling there, constantly groaning, and after a while, they were turned into meat balls by Wu Shushu.
These people are all lazy and lazy, so they will end up becoming gangsters, and their bodies are extremely stiff.
Then they were tragic, if the body was soft and fine, if he was stiff, the bones would make a clicking sound, and they were so frightened that they immediately passed out.
"Alas, your bodies are too stiff, and I'm doing this for your own good, so that you don't have to be afraid of how your body spins. ”
"Look how smoothly your arms are spinning now. ”
As he spoke, Wu Shushu kept rotating Brother Leopard's hands, and it was really easy.
"Wu Shushu! His arm seems to have been dislocated, so he rotates extremely easily. Shen Xuefei couldn't help but remind at this time.
"Really?"
Wu Shushu suddenly realized, and fiddled with the arm again, causing the leopard brother to scream again and again.
"Uncle, please let me go, I provoked you with my eyes, so you treat me as a fart, can you just let me go?"
Brother Leopard endured the pain in his arm, and cold sweat was already on his forehead.
"Who do you call uncle? I am so young and invincible, I see people love me, and I see flowers blooming, I even say that I am the uncle, and you are the uncle!"
Wu Shushu was furious, and his other arm was also lightly wrenched, and then broke again.
Yes!!
The sweat on Brother Leopard's forehead continued to drip down, and his entire face began to distort.
"Big brother, big brother, can't I call you big brother? I can't stand it anymore. Brother Leopard said with a hard time.
"Big uncle, do you think I'm you little thugs? Big brother, I'm a good student, and if you call me big brother again, I'll make you speechless for the rest of your life. ”
Wu Shushu didn't care about the leopard brother's screams at all, and directly clumped his body into a lump of flesh.
The pain was so painful that he couldn't speak, they only had tears in their eyes, if God gave them another chance, they swore never to come here again, this guy in front of them was more terrible than them.
If you don't agree with each other, you will turn people into meat balls, which is simply more uncomfortable than killing them.
The main thing is that people come and go here, and looking at their appearance, in addition to ridicule, it is still ridicule.
"Wu Shushu! Let them go! We should get out of here too! There are more onlookers, and it won't be good if the police come. ”
Shen Xuefei's words sprinkled on the bodies of Brother Leopard like timely rain, like Mu Ganlin.
They all cried excitedly, and finally someone remembered them, this beauty is really a good person!
Wu Shushu thinks about it, things can't be big, otherwise it will be troublesome, he is a student, if he is brought back to the police station, it will have an impact no matter what.
So after thinking about it for a while, he still planned to let them go.
Of course, he didn't plan to solve them one by one, he directly picked up one of the meat balls, kicked it lightly, and then the other people scattered, as for the meat balls, they had already been kicked unconscious.
Several people who were liberated immediately ran away.
"Wait a minute! Take him away for me. ”
Wu Shushu had something to say, how dare Brother Leopard disobey, he immediately ran back and carried this person back directly.
It's just that the way they lift it is a little strange, after all, they all have broken arms, and of course, they can't care about it in order to escape.
was disturbed by Brother Leopard, and Shen Xuefei and the others were not in the mood to go shopping, so they went home directly.
Of course, there is nothing that I didn't buy, but I still bought something, otherwise this trip would have been in vain.
There is another reason for this, that is, there is a big light bulb of Shi Qingzhu, which is why Shen Xuefei went back without a few visits.
Originally, they thought so.
However, Wu Shushu still underestimated the attractiveness of the two beauties Shen Xuefei and Shi Qingzhu.
"How about a meal together, two beauties?"
Just as Wu Shushu and Shen Xuefei came out of the underwear store with a red face, their way was stopped by a young man who looked good, well, how to say?
Yes, it is good-looking, because his skin is very fair, even whiter than ordinary women.
And his appearance is very beautiful, and he is a little white face.
Looking at what he is wearing, it shouldn't be an ordinary little white face.
On his right hand was a woman wearing heavy makeup who looked passable, and her attitude was very frivolous.
Now our classmate Wu Shushu is not happy, you said that if you want to talk to a beauty, you should also see if there is anyone else around the beauty.
Just treat Wu Shushu as air directly, and you will be happy to have ghosts.
And once Wu Shushu is unhappy, the other party will cry.
"This uncle, you are so old, why don't you even let go of two high school students, I am really ashamed of you as a man. ”
As soon as Wu Shushu opened his mouth, Shen Xuefei giggled, although Shi Qingzhu didn't let go of laughing, he also saw a hint of a smile from the expression on her face.
"What do you say, uncle, have you ever seen such a handsome uncle as me?" said the little white face angrily.
"I said uncle, you're really not an ordinary narcissist, and you don't look at your face, tsk, a glass face. Wu Shushu shook his head incessantly and said.
"Glass face?
The little white face didn't react at once.
Wu Shushu immediately showed a shocked expression and said, "No, don't you even know a glass face? That is a very glass face." ”
“......”
Speechless! In addition to being speechless, he can't express his feelings at this time, isn't this the same as not saying it?
A black line appeared on the forehead of the little white face.
"Do you really want to know?" Wu Shushu said cautiously.
"Of course!" said the little white face with great certainty.
"Are you sure you want to know?" Wu Shushu continued to ask.
"Sure and sure!" said the little white face a little impatiently.
"In that case, I'll tell you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Baiyan just wanted to listen carefully, but heard Wu Shushu say again: "Are you sure you want to know?"
Xiao Baimian was furious, and was about to have a seizure, but he heard Wu Shushu explain very patiently: "Glass is referred to as BL, which is fragile and transparent, and also has the fragility of the social identity between common male lovers who are constantly being used by the media to show the fragility of the social identity of male lovers, and the meaning of the need for hazy night as a protective color." ”
"Speak human words!"
As soon as he heard this, Xiao Baiyan didn't listen carefully to the words at all, so he didn't find out what the meaning was.
"Homosexuality for short!"