Chapter 270: Sect Mission
The first part of the "Peach Blossom Valley" program is to let the participating guests perform the program, and during the performance, the other guests will cooperate with them to make exaggerated reactions such as surprise and appreciation, and the heads and brothers and sisters of the fairy wind will also sink into the atmosphere of the show.
In this link, the artists quickly brought up the atmosphere of the show by showing their talents, and then the head commented on each person's performance, and then began to perform the "sect task" in groups.
I was assigned to one group with the escort and Ruan Mengmeng, and Zhu San'er and the other four male artists were assigned to another group.
The first task is to carry water, the two groups of members need to work together to get water from the stream halfway up a mountain peak next to the Peach Blossom Valley, and pour it into two large water tanks, the group that completes the task first will be able to stay in the luxury suite of the Peach Blossom Valley tonight, as for the backward group, they can only camp outside.
The head announced the start of the competition, and the two groups of guests took action separately.
My persona made me the natural centerpiece of our group, and I brought the four of them together and started assigning tasks in front of the camera.
"Brothers and sisters, we don't want to win or lose in an entertainment program, but let's look at the configuration on the opposite side, and then look at our combination, losing to them is too cheap, we have to win the first battle of the door!"
There was nothing wrong with my suggestion, but the combination of Oiran and Little Milk Dog didn't give me face, and Oiran rolled her eyes first: "I won't cooperate with you, don't be hacked by you and become a traitor in the end, it's enough to suffer a loss." ”
In the company's topic hype, I designed a tearing plot for me and the Oiran little milk dog, which has been very popular on the Internet, and there is no result until now. This time, in the show, former colleagues and friends fell in love and killed each other in real time, which is full of highlights.
The camera crew took pictures of our Kaka, and the director made a strong signal to the Wen brothers, signaling them to follow the plot.
The big wolf has the blood of a kobold, but his wisdom is limited to a wide range of knowledge, just like a high-scoring and low-ability scholar, it is okay for him to solve some fixed pattern problems, but he is not good at this kind of improvisation. The second wolf is different, he unilaterally and his own brother are inseparable when he is a child, all kinds of yang and yin are scheming, and when it comes to tearing up with his own people, he is simply familiar with the road.
Wen Erwolf said in a weird manner: "Isn't it, one set in front of you and one behind the other, I knew that the program team invited you, but I won't come~"
I also wanted to say something to continue to intensify the contradictions and increase the effect of the show, but Ruan Mengmeng spoke.
She had a cold face, worthy of the title of the goddess of frozen faces, no matter how rich her tone was, her expression was unchanged: "Don't quarrel, okay, since we are together, it is a rare fate, maybe fate deliberately wants everyone to eliminate the estrangement and misunderstanding~ Everyone thinks this is good, finish the sect task first, the misunderstanding between you, we can wait until we win the game and then slowly mediate." "Good looks are kings, and a dead fish face did not give her any points minus: "I believe that all people's hearts are beautiful and kind, and any contradictions and conflicts actually come from misunderstandings, as long as everyone is honest with each other, they will definitely be able to eliminate misunderstandings." ”
She came forward to be the Virgin, not only did she compare us to us, but also skillfully took the lead away from me, and she played the role of the leader of the organization.
At this time, we can only agree with her proposal, and if we refute it, it is undoubtedly a negative mark of lack of team spirit and incomprehensible goodwill in our own personality.
It's a master, let her make a move first, let's take our time!
Everyone agreed to Ruan Mengmeng's proposal, and took the props to fetch water and started to climb the mountain.
On the other hand, the four poor male artists ran up the hill as if they were running for their lives under the drive of Zhu San'er, and Zhu San'er shouted behind them: "Oba slow down, people like weak boys the most, whoever falls to the last place, people will sleep with him tonight~~~"
Others encourage teammates to reward the strong, but my little pig San'er has a deeper routine, and she threatens the weak. Under her threat, the four brothers tried their best, and no one wanted to fall to the end, this is the heroine of a thriller horror movie, who dares to sleep with her?
They have routines and tactics on their side, and our side can't unite together because of the relationship between people, and the second wolf, a variety show veteran, is better at controlling the rhythm at this time, he pulls the big wolf to take the initiative to form a small alliance with the Oiran, and he holds a bucket for her and climbs a steep slope on his back, which vividly interprets the character of the warm-hearted little milk dog.
On the surface, it looked like I was being excluded from the team, but in my heart I laughed to myself, because it was all designed. He is the head of the jade girl with the potential of the king, not to mention that he is crazy sought after by fans, and he is also the perfect target and ideal object for many male artists in the circle. Including the recording of "Peach Blossom Valley" this time, the four brothers in Zhu San'er's group, a personal magic dog, all spent a lot of money to defeat many competitors, and Ruan Mengmeng participated in the same program, wanting to find an opportunity to perform and win the favor of the goddess. To put it bluntly, I didn't have the idea of fighting~~~
Zhu San'er drove the "hard four young people" to be tired, and he was too busy to take care of himself, so how could he care about Ruan Mengmeng. The "escort" also successfully created a space for the two of us to be alone, and then it was up to me to break my sister's hand.
Ruan Mengmeng and I are the two big names in this episode, so there are the most photography crews who follow us, and seven or eight shots are facing us from different angles.
I adjusted my mood, put on a very reliable and honest appearance, stretched out my hand to Ruan Mengmeng, who was struggling to carry a bucket, and said warmly: "I'll help you~"
I thought Ruan Mengmeng would cooperate, after all, she is a little girl, no matter how scheming she is, her physical fitness is limited, and the old-fashioned wooden barrel prepared by the program team is big and heavy, and the empty barrel is more than 20 pounds, which is not so easy to carry.
But what I didn't expect was that Ruan Mengmeng actually rejected me, she shook her head seriously and said: "I came to participate because I like this show, what a pity if I can't experience it myself, not to mention that girls are better to be self-reliant outside, make it convenient for themselves, and don't cause trouble for others." ”
This white lotus little line coaxed the staff to smile, not only is the person beautiful and positive, such a girl must be the squad leader when she goes to school, and she must be a female secretary when she participates in the work, and everyone likes it.
I also like it, I like to educate such girls. Don't accept help, right, I said okay, then you have to stick to the end, and you don't need to ask anyone to help you after filling the water for a while, carry it yourself!
Ruan Mengmeng ran out of electricity in one sentence, if this bucket was full, at least forty or fifty catties, it was obviously unrealistic for her to carry it down the mountain by herself, even if she could carry it, she couldn't carry it, how could the character of the jade girl expose the attributes of a female man.
I have long seen her plan, pretending to sell a wave of strength when going up the mountain, and then letting people help when going down the mountain, this is a typical goddess psychology, the cheap must be taken, but it must also be taken according to your own ideal rhythm.
As a result, I disrupted the rhythm all of a sudden, and our dialogue scenes were filmed, and she couldn't decide how to edit the director and screenwriter in the later stage, and a mistake would be a slap in the face and a shameful end.
Ruan Mengmeng's reaction was also fast enough, she accepted the move in an instant, moved the corners of her mouth with a cold face, and put the bucket at my feet: "Brother Naochun is really domineering, listen to you~~~"
For beauties, there is no problem that can't be solved by being coquettish, and for the goddess of frozen face, this corner of the mouth is already the pinnacle of beauty.
Carrying Ruan Mengmeng's bucket and protecting her to climb the mountainside, I didn't have to say anything along the way, I earned enough shots, because in addition to Ruan Mengmeng's bucket, I also carried a cylinder on my back.
The sect task allows us to fill the water tank, a bucket by bucket is a lot of trouble, our character is a person with kung fu, I founded Hao's Tai Chi, and the history of the small Hong Kong Fight Association People all over the world know that they are sorry for the crew if they don't show their hands in the show.
Carrying a water tank of more than 100 catties, carrying a bucket, and taking care of Ruan Mengmeng meticulously, I have vividly interpreted the image of a down-to-earth and reliable honest person, who can imagine that under this appearance, my mind is all about how to make some improper male and female scandals with Ruan Mengmeng.
The mountain is quite high, and it takes half an hour to reach the halfway point of the mountain along the hiking trail, and when you arrive here, you can hear the sound of murmuring water in the forest.
The target was in front of me, and I naturally took the hand of Ruan Mengmeng, who was already out of breath, and prepared to arrive at the destination in one go.
The rhythm of the other two groups of people is a little faster than ours, Zhu San'er rushed to force the foursome, relying on ruthless oppression in the first echelon, the three escorts were in the second echelon, and I carried the water tank and took care of Ruan Mengmeng, and fell last.
We had just walked from the hiking trail to the wild road leading to the forest creek, and we encountered an unexpected situation arranged by the program team.
Three groups of men in black suddenly jumped out of the woods, blocking our way. They work in pairs, and their lines are very uniform.
"I opened this road, I planted this tree, if you want to pass from here, leave to buy road money!"
Such popular lines are afraid that we won't recognize them as roadblocks and robbers.
This kind of interactive situation is very common in variety shows, and guests can get rid of entanglement through various methods, the easiest way is to break the fortune and avoid disasters, just give a concert ticket, a place for a fan meeting, or an autograph or something. Of course, it can be more funny, female artists can threaten to call the police, and if male artists pretend to be tough, the people in black will also be very cooperative, and they can pass the test with a few strokes.
I discerned the situation and planned to use a hand to resolve the dilemma, Ruan Mengmeng had already made a frightened deer appearance and hid behind me, but the atmosphere was brewing, and something happened in front of me.
Most of them here are knowledgeable insiders, but Zhu San'er doesn't understand this, she regarded the man in black as if she was really looking for trouble, and sneered at the moment: "The old lady's lust also dares to rob herself!"
After speaking, without waiting for the two men in black to react, they were dragged into the grove by Zhu San'er one by one, and then listened to all kinds of screams inside, and the photographer didn't dare to come forward.
The other men in black were obviously panicked, and I helplessly turned my shoulder: "I don't know what to do, or just run, if those two can't hold on, it will be your turn next." ”
The four men in black trembled, and clasped their fists together: "The green mountains don't change the green water, we will have a meeting later!"
The Bitter Foursome finally escaped the clutches of Pig Eight temporarily, and said gratefully in the dense forest where the birds and beasts were scattered and the ghosts were crying wolf: "Hero, thank you for saving your life!"