Chapter 26: You Dare to Beat Me? I'll Let My Lady Beat You Cry!
"Sure enough, you copied it! Where did you copy it from? You got the chance? You got the secret treasure of a certain Wendao ascetic?"
Fang Lingxi's eyes showed such a look, and at the same time, he looked at Chen Wuzhen expectantly.
"Actually...... I really did it myself. β
Chen Wuzhen is very shy.
"Oh, then this poem expresses a very complex rhyme such as parting, love and hate, who is the husband going to part, and he is so reluctant?"
Fang Lingxi's beautiful eyes were smiling, and her words were smiling, but there was a hint of danger.
In this way, she has a lot more style, which is very exciting.
At the gate of the courtyard, Fang Lingxiao, who had been standing for a while, also walked in with a calm face, staring at Chen Wuzhen with a cold face, as if he also wanted an answer.
If Chen Wuzhen can have such literary talents, then Chen Wuzhen is not useless, and Fang Lingxiao can more or less have a reason to persuade himself to accept Chen Wuzhen as his brother-in-law.
"Didn't you say that this is a poem about Fengyuelou? The name of this poem is 'Yuelou Chun', and the word 'spring' can be said to have a profound meaning. β
Chen Wuzhen said with a smile.
Fang Lingxi's face flushed slightly, but she still said with interest: "Oh?"
"Ling Xi, you think, Fengyue Tower is a palace for crazy men and women to study the art of human body development. Then I wrote this poem. β
Chen Wuzhen said with emotion.
"Could it be that we really misunderstood? Chen Gongzi is really singing the name Fengyuelou and Yuelouchun, but it is ...... Extraordinary. β
Lin Shiqin couldn't help but show doubts.
Lin Chan'er and Fang Cuili were also a little confused, obviously they have such beautiful and rhyme poems, which are comparable to peerless fairy words, how can they become poems that sing 'The Land of Wind and Dust'?
Four beauties, their big beautiful eyes fell on Chen Wuzhen at the same time, obviously trying to find an answer.
Chen Wuzhen is in a good mood.
Being able to be stared at by Fang Lingxi with pretty eyes, he felt a little floating.
"Calm, calm. β
Chen Wuzhen told himself that the revolution had not yet succeeded, and that comrades still needed to work hard.
Alas, in fact, the rhyme, artistic conception and even imagery contained in this poem have some true and false rules in form and context. Its most essential performance is the appropriate exaggeration, as well as some aesthetic embellishments of seeing flowers in the fog and mirrors.
It's like Lin Xiaoniu, Lin Shiqin's girl's previous '3,000 fairy words and wind and moon songs, send them to the end of the world to endure tears', co-author Lin Shiqin has 3,000 wind and moon fairy words? You have 3,000 fairy words and still want to listen to my poems of 'poking and jumping'? It's not in Fengyue Building.
Okay, even if you really have it, can you still send these three thousand poems to the end of heaven and earth, and make heaven and earth weep and watch?"
Chen Wuzhen's words are so realistic.
The artistic conception of the good poetry was so vulgar and unbearable by him, Fang Lingxi had a strong feeling of burning the piano and cooking the crane.
And Lin Shiqin was directly said to be red-faced and ashamed.
At the same time, she also instinctively thought of 'poking and jumping' and the little thing between men and women, and suddenly glanced at Chen Wuzhen with anger and charm.
"Okay, you're right, you're right!"
Fang Lingxi glanced at Chen Wuzhen again.
"So, that's exactly what I did β so, when I think about it, it's not hard to grasp the rhyme of this poem. β
Chen Wuzhen said, and said: "Let's look at the first four sentences, 'The bottle is going to say the return date.'" Before he spoke, Chunrong swallowed miserably. Life is infatuated, and this hatred is not about the wind and the moon'. β
The meaning of these four sentences is very clear, that is: when you drink this glass of Xiangjiu, you know that you are about to part, so everything is silent. The drinker was a little sad, a little worriedβwhat was he worried about? Could it be that the time of worry was short or too small, why was it so short or too small...... Ahem, after all, the man who entered Fengyue Tower, the time or the cost is long and short. β
"Uh, Ling Xi, what are you doing with these fierce eyes, do you want to kill your husband?"
"Speak well!"
"Good, good. Saying that the wine is happy, sad and parting, sighing, and then saying the last sentence, there is true love in the world, and there is always a lover in the world, but it has nothing to do with whether you meet a good girl in Fengyue Tower. β
β...... That's your explanation? That's how you wrote such beautiful poems?"
Fang Lingxi and Lin Shiqin both had a feeling of vomiting three liters of blood, but at the same time, they also felt that - hey, what Chen Wuzhen said seems to make a lot of sense.
It seems, is that really the case?
"And then?"
Fang Lingxi still suppressed his anger and asked in a cold voice.
"And then, that's it...... What's that. Then, it's over. Don't ask why it's over so quickly, it's not me, I'm just a poet...... Hey, Lin Chan'er, Fang Cuili, what do you mean by these suspicious little eyes?"
"Are you still talking?"
Fang Lingxi said viciously.
"Leave the song and don't renovate it, a song can teach the intestines. You have to look at all the flowers in the city, and it is easy to say goodbye to the spring breeze. β
"That means, it's over β well, it's time to start leaving. But you can't just leave right away, you have to say something nice. I can't recite poetry, so I have to pretend to be it. Then say, parting, don't mention those ancient immortal words, teach people to break their hearts and intestines, and pretend to be happy with tears. Then, the girl of Fengyuelou was moved, and then the girl said, "Son, you can rest assured that you can indulge in the Fengyuelou of the entire Fucheng, it doesn't matter if the spring breeze is once or anything, as long as you have me in your heart."
Isn't this 'the first communist spring breeze is easy to don't'?"
Chen Wuzhen said nonsense.
Chen Wuzhen also knows that such a far-fetched and messy explanation, if the original Ouyang Xiu boss really knows, I'm afraid his coffin board can't cover it, right?
But there is no way, as long as Fang Lingxi can be happy, where does Chen Wuzhen care who he can't cover the coffin board?
Although Chen Wuzhen said something similar, the meaning of his words was still noticed by the careful Fang Lingxi and Lin Shiqin.
In particular, Chen Wuzhen's casual words of 'liver and intestines are broken, and tears are pretending to be happy', which are enough to move people's hearts and souls and make people's souls tremble.
"He's really literate!"
"But, in general, you don't want to show your edge?"
Fang Lingxi's heart suddenly warmed, and when she looked at Chen Wuzhen's gaze, she had a little more tenderness.
She smiled softly, and her voice was pleasant: "It turns out that Sister Shiqin's Fengyue Tower still has such causes and consequences, and those drinkers are really familiar with a series of experiences from entering Fengyue Tower to leaving."
Husband, don't you give Ling Xi a good explanation?"
When Chen Wuzhen heard this, he looked confused!
Careless!
A wise man must make a mistake in a thousand thoughts!
This time it's a real trick!
Give the dummy?
Ming Xiu plank road darkness Chen Cang?
Beauty tricks?
"Ahem, in fact, I don't understand the meaning of this fairy poem, I admit that this poem was copied. β
"Oh, it turned out to be copied. Who did the husband copy?"
"Three years ago in the winter, an old man fell in the snow, and he shivered from the coldβ"
"You saved him, and then he passed you a fairy poem?"
"Ahem, no. I watched at the time, this old man was so pitiful, frozen like this, and no one reached out to help the pigβa helping hand, the world is really cold, and people's hearts are sinister. Later, there was no one to help him, and the old man froze to death. I couldn't see it, so I helped him collect the corpse, and got a page of ancient scrolls with a fairy poem on it. β
"Oh, I see, got a song?
"Ahem, it's not one, it's two fairy poems on it. β
"But I remember very well that although the winter three years ago was indeed very cold, no old man froze to death, but a wild boar monster rushed into the town because of his injury, fell into a trap and froze to death. β
"Ling Xi, you must be mistaken. β
"Oh, if I'm mistaken. Husband, in the future, cultivate with me. β
"Ahh......h It's so fast!"
"What kind of Yin and Yang harmony, what do you want?!It's me who cultivates, and then you watch from the side! I don't feel at ease when you cultivate alone, and besides, you're too familiar with the process of Fengyue Tower, don't go in the future! Also, your own cultivation is always regressive, and I can't always regress the realm to help you stabilize the realm. β
Fang Lingxi's sudden decision caught Chen Wuzhen a little off guard.
However, he was already living for Fang Lingxi, so any decision made by Fang Lingxi, of course, Chen Wuzhen raised his hands and three legs in favor.
It's just that Fang Lingxi suddenly decided like this, could it be that he found something?
"Could it be that my hidden handsomeness and talent, my handsome face and mature charm finally made Ling Xi discover and be moved?"
Chen Wuzhen thought about it, and heard a very cold voice coming.
"Sister, even if you protect him, I have to challenge him! Chen Wuzhen, you are a man, take my challenge! If you want to be my brother-in-law, pass me first!"
Fang Lingxiao walked over step by step, his eyes were extremely cold and ferocious.
His fists squeaked, obviously very dissatisfied with a young master like Chen Wuzhen!
Let's not talk about obscenities like three mouths.
The poems I wrote before, what kind of thing is that? Describe in detail the scene of Fengyue Tower's fun-seeking? And use 'poke and jump' to describe the affairs of men and women?
Phew, disgusting!
Dare to talk to my cousin like this, I'm afraid that you kid is very bad!
When Lin Shiqin saw this scene, she stroked her forehead with her slender hand, and looked at Fang Lingxiao's eyes, full of deep agreement.
"I'm not a man, your sister must know, little brat, what do I need you to affirm? You dare to beat me? I'll let my lady beat you and cry!"
Chen Wuzhen glanced at Fang Lingxiao with disdain, and said in his heart that he was a fool to fight with you.
If you win, you will bully your brother-in-law, which will make Fang Lingxi feel sorry for your brother-in-law and be dissatisfied with him.
Lost...... He doesn't use hole cards, and it's not a life-and-death battle, it's certain to lose.
If you lose, what's your face?
Chen Wuzhen also reacted, the emotional Fang Ling Xi should have noticed that after the news of his involvement came out, there must be a clansman to provoke him, so he let him live in her courtyard, and even cultivate with her.
I didn't have a crush on him.
"You-Chen Wuzhen, you are simply the scum of men! It's a shame on the Chen family!"
Fang Lingxiao roared.
He was so angry that he vomited blood, how proud Chen Wuzhen was before, why is he so shameless now?
"I'm sorry, since I started to be rich, I am Fang Wuzhen, the uncle of the Fang family, and if I want to lose face, I will also lose the face of the Fang family! Ling Xi, your husband has been bullied, how can you bear it?"
Chen Wuzhen fanned the flames.
β......β
Lin Shiqin and Lin Chan'er glanced at each other and were speechless.
"Ling Xiao, since you don't respect your sister and my choice, and you want to challenge? Okay, I'll teach you. β
"Sister, you-you fool!"
"I'm not confused, I'll know after one fight!"
"Fight, fight! I want to see how powerful my sister is now!"
"You make a move, I'll let you make three moves!"
"Too much deception!"
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