Chapter 301: Don't laugh at my little bird

Originally, the school was very tough not to change the dormitory for a few people, saying that such an opening could not be opened, if Chu Ruoyi and them changed the dormitory, then several other dormitories around Yu Xi's dormitory would make a fuss. I also want to change the dormitory.

But when Chu Ruoyi dialed Yang Yifan to give him the phone, handed the phone to the school director and asked him to answer the phone. The director's old face was slightly stunned at first, and then a disgusting flattering smile appeared.

After the phone call, Chu Ruoyi's attitude towards the two of them was the same as before, and he responded to the matter of changing the bedroom, and warmly beckoned Chu Ruoyi to sit down and drink tea. As for the worry that other students would come back to make trouble, they have long been thrown out of the clouds. After all, what's the use of these students making trouble, as long as he, the director, opens his mouth, and dares to make trouble, he will be punished with a major demerit, and see which student who is not afraid of death dares to stand up.

Yang Yifan told Chu Ruoyi the news that Yu Xi was safe, and Xiao Nizi was also very happy for Yu Xi. When Yang Yifan said that he was going to go to the school director to contact Yu Xi to change the dormitory, Chu Ruoyi stopped him directly. said that Zhang Wei, who was in the same dormitory with them, suddenly moved out two days ago and rented a house to live in outside the school, and now there is a vacant place in the dormitory, and Yu Xi can just move in and live with them.

helped Yu Xi solve the accommodation problem, and then sent her to Chu Ruoyi's new bedroom, hugged Xiao Nizi and Wen Cun for a while, and the matter was over. Yang Yifan returned directly to his bedroom, and now he has to study his 100 million things.

After Yang Yifan arrived at the bedroom, he was surprised to find that only Cao Peng was lying on the bed taking a nap alone, and Gong Yu and Zheng Jie were not in the bedroom.

kicked beside Cao Peng, who was standing tall on the bed, and shook his bed violently. Cao Peng stood up from the bed all of a sudden, his eyes were still squinted, and he roared loudly. "It's an earthquake, run!" At the same time, one of them turned over and jumped out of bed, running naked to the outside of the dormitory.

Yang Yifan looked at Cao Peng's movements in surprise, but he didn't expect the boss to have the habit of sleeping, and he usually covered it up so closely, and he didn't even notice it. There was no exit to stop him, but the old god sat back on his bed, waiting for Cao Peng to come back.

After a while, Cao Peng's terrible screams were heard in the hallway, accompanied by the laughter of a group of boys, followed by Cao Peng's footsteps, apparently he was running back to the dormitory.

Before the person ran to the door of the dormitory, Cao Peng's angry screams were heard. "Which guy dares to trick you Uncle Cao, causing me to lose this big person, see if I don't give you a good look. ”

When the words fell, Cao Peng's figure with his hands on his crotch appeared at the door of the bedroom. was still angry on his face, but the moment he saw Yang Yifan, the angry expression suddenly disappeared, and Cao Peng called out with some surprise. "Hey, why did you come back, third child? Have you solved Yu Xi's matter?

Cao Peng asked three questions in a row, and Yang Yifan was stunned, pointing to his smooth body. "As the saying goes, you can't publicize the ugliness of your family, boss, you better put away your little bird first, and if you see that people are cold, they will shrink back into your stomach. ”

"!" Cao Peng was reminded by Yang Yifan that he felt the cool feeling under his crotch again. ran into the bedroom with an arrow step, slammed the door of the room shut, and didn't hide all his body under the quilt until Cao Peng said to Yang Yifan with a grudge.

"I said that no matter how happy you are, don't tease me as soon as you come back. My buddy was embarrassed just now, how will I go out to meet people in the future, those classmates have to laugh at me. Cao Peng's face was about to turn into a bitter melon.

Yang Yifan glanced at the position of his brother under Cao Peng's bed, and nodded sympathetically, your problem is a bit serious...

It's really serious, if it weren't for Yang Yifan's good eyes, he might not really be able to see the boss's little brother hidden in a pile of black hair, although it was due to the fact that it was hot and swollen and contracted due to the cold. But that size is really not very good for a man. No wonder the boss never goes to the toilet and bathes with the three of them, it turns out that there is such a hidden disease.

Just then, there was a burst of boys' laughter in the hallway outside the dormitory, followed by a not-so-neat singing.

One day I was taking a shower

They all secretly saw it

You're still going to laugh when you're done reading it

Laughter is my little bird

Don't laugh, don't make a fuss

Brother, you're not much better than me

Let's talk about work, let's talk about skills

Maybe it's too important to learn from each other,

Dear friends, sisters and compatriots

Would you like some applause?

There are some things that don't look on the outside

Don't laugh at my little bird... Then there was a louder laugh.

Cao Peng immediately lowered his head when he heard the laughter of these people, and the body under the quilt subconsciously shrank inside. Even his eyes were a little red, and the aggrieved ones were about to shed tears. It's because of his body that he hasn't had the courage to find a girlfriend since he was a child, so he can only rely on Mr. Cang in the computer in the virtual world.

Being with Wang Ru was an attempt for him to finally muster up the courage, and Wang Ru's free and easy temperament deeply attracted him, so that when Wang Ru was together, he would be moved by her temperament and forget about his physical problems.

Yang Yifan knew that he was going to suffer as soon as he saw Cao Peng's expression, he just wanted to tease him, but he didn't expect such a thing to happen now, but this time he made Cao Peng miserable. "What, boss, don't cry, science and technology are so developed now, and when I make money in two days, I will take you to the hospital, find the best doctor, and use the best technology for you, painless enlargement and thickening... ”

Before he could finish his words, Cao Peng interrupted loudly. When I was young, my parents noticed that my brother was different from ordinary people, and then took me to visit famous doctors all over the country, and they couldn't cure anything. What other doctor can you take me to, what can you do?"

Without waiting for Yang Yifan to explain, Cao Peng waved his hand and interrupted him again. "Actually, I don't blame you much, I know you just scared me to play before, and you didn't expect that kind of problem, it's my own bad sleeping habits, and I don't want to run outside. And I've been hiding this kind of thing for a while.,It's impossible to hide it from you in the same dormitory for five years.,Sooner or later, there will be a day of leakage.,It's just that I didn't expect this day to come so early.。。。 ”

"Wait a minute, boss, you let me say a word!" Seeing that Cao Peng became more and more pessimistic the more he spoke, Yang Yifan couldn't stand it anymore. "You can't go to see those doctors, it doesn't mean that I can't help it, I'm the ninety-ninth generation of Maoshan Lak!"