"Master! I'll be shy if you look at me like that. ”

Belch??

"I'd better go out first! It's too late. ”

Saying that, no matter how annoyed and angry the system MM was, he left here by himself.

After leaving his consciousness space, he naturally returned to his body.

Just as Wu Shushu opened his eyes, he saw a large lip as thick as a sausage, imprinted towards his mouth.

If it's a girl, he will admit it, be thicker, at least it's still a woman.

What he couldn't tolerate was that the owner of the lips in front of him was a middle-aged uncle, so frightened that he immediately bounced up directly from the ground.

"What do you want?"

Wu Shushu clasped his hands on his chest and stared at him vigilantly, as if he were a heinous prisoner.

"Don't be afraid, if your uncle is here, your uncle will definitely love you and protect you. ”

Uncle Sausage-Mouth showed a smile that he thought was very handsome, and looked at him with a smile.

"Who's the kid? I'm already a freshman in high school, and you look much younger than me. ”

Wu Shushu stood up, and with a height of one meter seventy-five, he stood beside the sausage-mouthed uncle like a giant.

You read that right, and you heard it right, it's a giant.

Because the height of the sausage-mouthed uncle in front of him is one meter six, which is fifteen centimeters shorter than Wu Shushu and shorter than ordinary girls.

Wu Shushu stood next to him, and suddenly had a condescending feeling.

Uncle Sausage-mouthed listened to Wu Shushu's words, as if he had been hit by something, and actually cried.

This scene immediately made him at a loss, and he stepped forward to persuade him, not to persuade him, and it was really a dilemma to get him.

However, after all, he was an uncle, not a child, so in the end, Wu Shushu still didn't step forward, and took advantage of the fact that there was no one around, and fled here in an instant.

When Uncle Sausage-Mouth came back to his senses, he found that he was gone, and he was immediately depressed.

Wu Shushu, who returned home, didn't expect that he would meet such a strange uncle, thinking that if he hadn't come to his senses in time, his lips would have been mouth-to-mouth with the sausage, and when he thought of this, his body chilled.

"Dad, I want a soccer ball. ”

During the meal, Wu Shushu directly put forward his own request.

"What kind of football to play! You're going to take the college entrance examination in two years, and you still have the heart to play football." ”

As soon as he heard his words, Dad Wu was furious.

"Dad! Looks like you were on the basketball team when you were in high school! And you practiced every day in your junior year of high school, so much so that you only got into one junk college. ”

Wu Shushu stared at Dad Wu with his little eyes blinking, which made Dad Wu cough dryly.

He directly took out a hundred-yuan bill and said, "Go buy it yourself." ”

Wu Shushu took a hundred-yuan bill and disappeared as soon as he smoked it, and then went to the nearest sports station to buy a relatively cheap football.

As the saying goes, with a ball in hand, there is me in the world.

Then, our Wu Shushu student began his own training career.

Flipping through the books he borrowed on the basics of football, Wu Shushu kicked out, perhaps because he had just successfully built the foundation, which greatly improved his physique, although the football immediately lost its crosshairs, its strength was very strong, and it flew directly into the courtyard of other people's houses, hitting their glass windows.

I only heard a bang, and the glass shattered in response.

Then, Wu Shushu heard a curse, but his people were already miles away.

"It's good to run fast, otherwise it would have been miserable. ”

Wu Shushu gasped for a while, and then said to the system MM: "Am I about to break through the next layer?" ”

"Master, you still need 999 experience points to get to the next level. The sound of the system MM soon rang out again.

"What? I've been practicing for so long, and I need so much?"

Wu Shushu instantly lost his temper like a deflated ball.

"Master, you can only accumulate a little experience by playing a ball, and if you want to level up quickly, you still have to join your school football team. "The system MM said.

"There's no way, let's go to the football team tomorrow morning, I remember they practiced in the morning. ”

Wu Shushu was about to go home when he heard a familiar voice.

"What do you want to do?"

At this time, a very nice voice, once he heard such a voice, he would not forget it, so he recognized it at once, the owner of this voice was the experience of the previous football team, and it was also their freshman high school girl Shen Xuefei.

"Shen Xuefei, Lao Tzu gives you face, you should be blessed, since this is the case, Lao Tzu will directly force you, see if you can refuse Lao Tzu. ”

Hearing this voice, Wu Shushu immediately let out angry emotions, and he couldn't help shouting in his heart: Beast.

But I thought back to myself, if I didn't get on, I would really be a beast.

For this reason, it is reasonable that this person in front of him will be a beast, and Wu Shushu nodded in agreement.

"Zhang Tao! Even if you get my body, you won't get my heart, it's not worth it at all. ”

Shen Xuefei was angry, and her mind was still very clear, so she immediately groaned.

Wu Shushu was speechless for a while, and at the same time puzzled, according to the development of the plot, Shen Xuefei didn't want to shout angrily: Zhang Tao! I would rather die than be insulted by you.

Then, it was the heroine who began to commit suicide, and as the male protagonist, did he jump forward to save the beauty of the hero?

However, if you think about it carefully, although the words are different, the plot is still the same, and you can still jump forward directly.

"Beast, let go of the girl. Wu Shushu jumped over and said very seriously.

"MD! Wu nerd, you still dare to appear in front of Lao Tzu, it seems that you are really impatient to live, and you dare to come to disturb Lao Tzu's good deeds and look for death. ”

Regardless of thirty-seven twenty-one, Zhang Tao jumped over directly and punched Wu Shushu in the face.

"Don't come here, don't come here, if you come here again, I'll fight back. ”

Wu Shushu kept comparing the movements of his fists, as funny as he was.

However, Zhang Tao obviously didn't like his words at all, let alone paid attention to his funny actions, and hit him with a punch.

Shen Xuefei closed her eyes directly, and she couldn't look at this scene directly.

Touch!!

The football on Wu Shushu's body flew out directly and hit Zhang Tao's face.

"You... You're a liar!"

Zhang Tao crooked his face and suddenly fell to the ground.

"When did I say I could only use my hands, it's funny, and you can only be blamed for being useless. ”

"It's solved with one goal, and it's so boring. ”

Immediately, Wu Shushu smiled and looked at the two remaining Zhang Tao's followers next to him, how obscene it would be.