The wine hurts the body, why don't you listen to what the old man says? Do you feel young and in good health? No matter how good your body is, it's good to have me? I have 40 million years of skill, and I almost let a cup of jade liquid elixir die!

That day, I also blamed myself for being impulsive, in order to avoid being seduced by the winter edge, I was in a hurry to make another cup of jade liquid elixir. It's good now, the seduction is evaded, and I almost hooked the thunder!

The last time I accidentally drank the jade liquid elixir, it had already caused a big change in my physique, but fortunately, I found it in time and got the Moon Shadow Phosphorescent Cave Conditioning, which slowed down the transformation of my true qi. This time, I drank a big glass without any memory, it was just like a diabetic mistakenly taking Coke as insulin, and all health indicators exploded instantly, if it wasn't for Li Shi's quick reaction and sending me to the Moonshadow Phosphorescent Cave as soon as possible, I would have to perform a live sleeping posture.

This scared us all enough, especially Dongyuan, who confided in me after I woke up, saying that she didn't expect that I would rather be struck by lightning than accept her, and she would not seduce me again in public or private.

Misunderstanding is misunderstanding, it's not the first time I've been misunderstood by others, and solving the problem is better than anything else.

Recently, I have been stuck in the Moon Shadow Phosphorescent Cave every day, and I don't dare to go out at all, this time drinking the jade liquid elixir has caused the true qi conversion speed in my body to be greatly improved, and I can only keep absorbing the true qi of the Moon Shadow Phosphorescent Cave to keep the ratio of immortal qi content in my body not exceeding the standard.

I can't go out here, fortunately, there is an artifact of Jiu Youpei that can transmit true qi instead of me, in order to save trouble, I stored five million years of true qi in it in advance, and the crowdfunding cultivation plan and the mass production of scattered immortals plan were not affected, and they were advancing according to the expected progress.

After the subordinates routinely reported their work to me today, Luo Fatzi and Li Xi were left behind by me.

Luo Fatzi looked at my combination of keeping people and was empty: "What are you doing, my sect leader, you want to find Lei Gong to drink again?" The fat man is really a little unbearable, and now he gets up at least three times a night. ”

I smiled: "Asking Lei Gong to show his life is not only a loss of life but also a kidney injury, this is the first time I have heard of it." ”

Luo Fat Man said with a bitter face: "Not only do you hurt your kidneys, but you also have damage to all organs, do you think it's okay to just make up for the Yang Shou that has been deducted?

I laughed and scolded: "You don't come to this set, don't you want to benefit from my routine, hurry up and stop me and tell you, if you provoke me, I will tell Xichun that you have a crush on me, and you will consider the consequences yourself." ”

Luo Fatzi shouted wrongly: "The fat man has always been upright and has no city government, sect leader, don't misunderstand me, but I really can't bear the damage of summoning Lei Gong now, if you don't let me nourish my body, I will really collapse." ”

I smiled and said, "I'm not kidding you, why don't you take it seriously, the day before yesterday, I asked Lei Gong to show up and he also instructed me, let me take care of your body." ”

Luo Fatzi was very excited: "Lord Lei Gong attaches so much importance to me?"

"Well, he's afraid that you'll die, and no one will make him jade liquid elixir. Keeping you two today is to accompany me to relieve boredom, don't be nervous~"

Little Goose prepared drinks and side dishes, and the three of us sat down for a drink.

I had a drink with Li Shi: "You have been wronged about Manrou, you don't complain about your brother, right?"

Li Shi replied: "It's the subordinates who failed to judge the actual situation, no wonder the sect leader, in the final analysis, it's my own medical skills that are not proficient." ”

Luo Fatzi flattered on the side: "Hehe, why is my deputy not good at medical skills, you are the doctor with the highest medical skills and the best medical ethics in the world in my eyes." ”

It's really rare to see Luo Fatzi selling cute whiskers to his subordinates, this must be something to ask for~

Li Xianke suffered a lot from him, he didn't pick up the stubble at all, and drank by himself.

Luo Fatzi smiled embarrassedly: "Deputy Sect Li... Brother, Brother Li~ You see that the old brother is tired for the sect leader this day, hehe, I heard that your newly refined condensing immortal medicine is special supplement, and the old brother thinks... I just want to ......"

Luo Fatzi was embarrassed to ask for help directly, and asked me for help with his eyes.

I smiled and drank: "If you offend yourself, lick it back, I don't care about you." ”

Luo Fatzi may have been really forced to lose his tricks, and slapped his thigh: "Yes, it was the old brother who did it wrong, he was used to fighting with Sun Jiazu, your kid is much stronger than that old man, and the fat man is also jealous of your young and capable people who make things difficult everywhere, today in front of the sect leader, the old brother will accompany you~" Speaking of this, Luo Fatzi suddenly dragged out his crying: "But you really have to treat me, I plan to go back to my hometown in the middle of the year to marry a daughter-in-law~"

Luo Fatzi put down his posture, and Li Shi couldn't hold it anymore, but he still looked at me first. I turned to the side, I have always tried to get involved in the affairs of the temple as little as possible, so that I can get along with myself, and don't let me pretend to be harmonious, it will be boring.

Li Xian saw that I ignored me, and he understood that I was letting him go, although Li Xian hated Luo Fatzi's suppression of him, but after all, the doctor's parents' hearts, Luo Fatzi's current identity in his eyes is not an opposing bishop, but a patient.

"Do you have any problems with morning erection other than getting up at night......?

"He wants to condense the immortal medicine, don't you just give it to him, it's over, what nonsense!"

Li Shi's biggest problem is that he doesn't pay attention to protecting the privacy of patients, and I can't let him talk nonsense.

The joke is funny, and the little drunk is five points.

Luo Fatzi and Li Xi gradually stopped talking, they knew that according to the convention, I would start talking about business at this time.

I also put down my glass and said casually: "The third phase of the crowdfunding cultivation plan is coming to an end, and then I will start the fourth phase immediately, and this issue is open to the two of you." As for the contract, I will give each of you five hundred Sword God Realm quotas, you go back and prepare well, report the list of personnel to me after selection, and we will cooperate well and strive to complete it within half a year. ”

Luo Fatzi and Li Xian couldn't believe their ears, five hundred Sword God Realm quotas, what kind of concept is that?

Luo Fatzi said: "We all know that the power of the sect master, even the scattered immortals can be mass-produced, but... But after all, we are the members of the palace, and you are so loving, I am afraid that in the future, the high gate of the upper hall will be dissatisfied......"

I interrupted Luo Fatzi's words: "I have taken into account what you said in the past few days, you must know that the Sword Sect is about to come to the New Year, and the relationship between us and the Qi Sect is also unstable, there is a possibility of a big war at any time, I urgently need manpower." Although you are a member of the palace, you have a high level of your own, and you are close to me, and you are not as busy as the people of the Huilong Sect. It is precisely because of these factors that I want to train you, but to be honest, the benefits are big and the risks are great, so I will give you the right of veto in this matter, and I will think about it clearly. ”

Luo Fat Man Li Shi glanced at each other, and at the same time raised his glass and said: "There is nothing to think about, all listen to the arrangement of the sect leader, and believe that you will have eternal life!"

I was just about to drink, and when I heard this line, I almost squirted: "What do you say?"

Luo Fatzi explained: "Oh, now the wind in Kyushu is spreading, whoever has the favor of the sect master, not only has a lot of benefits and opportunities to practice advanced exercises to greatly improve his cultivation during his lifetime, but even if he dies, he will be resettled, and he will never have to worry about future generations, this is no different from immortality, so this sentence is popular among the disciples behind their backs, and the believer will have eternal life~"

I hadn't heard of this, but I didn't expect my influence to be so great now.

"Good licking, three in a row!!"

After finishing the business, it was neat, I was in a good mood, and I drank a few glasses with the two of them, and the alcohol was completely up.

I complained to Li Shi with the strength of the wine: "You are my royal doctor, can you fight for some qi, how can you not cure the sequelae of a jade liquid elixir, I will stay in this cave for the rest of my life!"

Li Xi felt aggrieved: "Sect Master, you have wronged me, Lei Gong drank and vomited with you twice this month, and I have refined the netherworld tribute for you into an elixir, eat one a day, and you will definitely be cured in less than half a month, but you ......"

"You eat! You don't have a backache when you stand and talk, you don't feel disgusted, you eat!" I cried as I spoke: "Besides, Manrou left after eating this thing, and I feel uncomfortable when I mention this thing, I want to ...... Manrou."

Luo Fatzi pushed Li Shi: "Look at you, make the sect leader cry, sect leader, you are calm and calm, don't you drink too much?"

I've drunk too much, and I really want to be soft.

Li Xi proposed: "Sect Master, if you really feel aggrieved, go to the Second Lady Purple Mansion to relax, your subordinates just have an idea, if it happens, it can also alleviate the danger of immortal qi in your body." ”

I pumped, "What's the idea?"

Li Xi said: "Your subordinates can teach you the method of guiding the immortal qi, and you can release the immortal qi in your body in the second lady's purple mansion, leaving only the true qi." The Purple Mansion Immortal Garden is not subject to the Heavenly Tribulation, you can give it a try!"

Well, this method is good, I was very aggrieved during the time that Manrou left, and I was worried that there was no good reason to go to Xichun Purple Mansion to relax.

That's it!!

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The front row is named thanks to my sister's 100,000 support, and the back row thanks Brother Lick and the brothers for their strong support~~