Afraid of what comes. The person who tilted his head and had the most headache, Chen Dazhu rushed over from his hometown thousands of miles away. This troublesome old man is a shadow of terror with a crooked head.

Thirty-six strategies, go for the best policy. Tilting his head and packing his luggage

"Tilt your head, what are you doing?" Ban Niang saw that he was stuffing his luggage like a soulless, and fled as if he was fleeing.

"My grandfather is coming. He tilted his head and said with a scowl face.

"I thought it was a ghost coming. Ban Niang snatched her luggage and said, "When will he arrive, I'll pick him up with you." ”

The board lady wears a pink suit with a black collar and a dress underneath. She looked ahead with bright eyes, a kind of charm, a kind of maturity.

Seeing Ban Niang's eyebrows from the rearview mirror, she tilted her head and suddenly couldn't help asking: "Ban Niang, I don't feel like that kind of woman, how can you be with your ex-husband."

Of course, Banniang understands the meaning of this sentence. "When I met him, I was being molested by a couple of hooligans, and I don't know what would have happened if it hadn't been for him. Aside from his shortcomings, he has a very manly taste and good popularity. It is a man who makes women feel secure. ”

Tilting his head and pondering the sentence carefully. Matters between men and women are often the simplest and most complicated.

Seeing that she tilted her head thoughtfully, Ban Niang suddenly whispered, "What about you, Yebao has Wenxi, who do you have?"

"Ah...... I can't be like Lu Yebao's kid, I'm a good boy and concentrate on my studies. "Tilt your head and hesitate.

"It's not like no one wants it, right?"

"Of course not. The voice of the tilted head trembled, "We are so jade trees in the wind, and we are chic." It's definitely in the middle of the ten thousand leaves, and the leaves don't stick to the body. The girl who had a crush on us back then, it was like a surging river...... Not only women, but even ......"

"Even?" said Banniang in surprise, "even what?"

Tilting his head to wipe the sweat on his forehead, he hurriedly pointed out the window: "That bird is so beautiful, how can there be such a beautiful bird." ”

Banniang sneered, revealing two white teeth.

From afar, I saw my grandfather and the snakeskin bag he was carrying. Tilt your head and don't say a word, turn around and run.

"Bunny, stop me!" came Grandpa's commanding voice.

The crooked head immediately became a wooden man as if it had been pointed.

"Rabbit cub, where are you going!" Grandpa trotted up, picked up his tilted head and one ear and said, "There are three unfilial pieties, and there is no queen who is the biggest, you put aside the good foundation of your ancestors, and run here to ruin the door." Let's go home with me and learn how to raise pigs. ”

"Chen Dazhu, you let go!" tilted his head and face and twisted his face together and said, "Otherwise, ......"

"Otherwise, what. Grandpa said, "Little rabbit, you still want to deceive the teacher and destroy the ancestors." ”

"You forced me. He tilted his head as he reached out and grabbed his grandfather's goatee.

"Oops, my beard, little bunny. You let go of you. Grandpa gasped for breath.

"If you let me go, I'll let it go!" he said, tilting his head

"It's against you. Grandpa changed his hands to grab the crooked hair, and the grandfather and grandson gritted their teeth like this, one pulled the hair, the other pulled the beard, and started the battle in the square.

Seeing that the battle situation was hot, it was difficult to distinguish "tilt your head?" Ban Niang tried to scream.

Seeing that there were outsiders, the two hurriedly put their hands away. Chen Dazhu looked amiable, touched his tilted head with his hand, and said in his ear, "Stinky boy, I'll settle accounts with you later." ”

"Uncle Chen, hello. "Ban Niang's spirit, with a little beauty.

Chen Dazhu's eyes immediately lit up, "This little rabbit cub." Where did you come to be accompanied by such a beautiful girl, not bad. I have a bit of the style I had back then. "But then he thought to himself, 'Look at this girl, how many years older than the little rabbit, is it ......?"

Banniang enthusiastically introduced the customs of Shacheng, walked back to the white Mercedes-Benz with her grandfather and grandson, and saw the car. Coupled with the one million in the bank card, Chen Dazhu was even more sure that his idea was "originally **". Thinking of this, he glared fiercely and tilted his head.

But on the way, he was engaged in a fierce ideological struggle. "Single, with a house and a car. People are also beautiful. It won't be long before the two of them have another ......" Chen Dazhu clenched his fists, as if he had an iron heart.

"Little bunny, come with me. As soon as he entered the hotel, Chen Dazhu said and dragged his crooked head into the bedroom, and Chen Dazhu patted his tilted head, "I knew that you rabbit cub didn't do anything serious in Shacheng." Read, hum. ”

"Grandpa, I'm really studying. Tilting his head and rubbing his sore arm.

"Alright, I don't need to say it. Don't worry, I'll keep this matter a secret for you. You can take care of things for me here. Grandpa said

"What's the matter?" tilted his head and scratched at his head.

"Pretend to be foolish with me. You little bunny. Heheheha. Grandpa laughed heartily.

There was the sound of water draining in the bathroom. Tilting his head, intentionally or unintentionally, drifted in the direction of the bathroom.

Chen Dazhu looked at the crooked eyes, and understood a little in his heart, "This little rabbit cub has not yet ...... feelings"

After a while, Banniang was wrapped in a white bath towel, and her jade shoulders shone with a bewildering luster. Her long wet hair hung down on her shoulders, and her cheeks were dotted with these droplets, wafting with white water vapor, a mature woman's charm in her beauty.

Tilting his head just to bump into this fair-skinned beauty, he couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva. At this time, the grandfather clutched his chest and staggered. There was a weak breath in his mouth, and he said, "Rabbit cub, rabbit cub, hurry, call the doctor." ”

"Chen Dazhu, Chen Dazhu, what's wrong with you. Tilting his head and hurried over.

Grandpa, however, was unsteady on his feet and threw himself forward. Impartially ripped off the corner of the Banniang bath towel. The bath towel slides off naturally, the charming career line slowly unfolds, the crescent-shaped curve on the side of the body, the charming mermaid line next to the waist, and the skin that can be broken by blowing is shining in the sun...... It is like a hibiscus out of the water, and it is as charming as a camellia after a rain.

Banniang screamed and hurriedly used one arm to protect the most secret place in her upper body. With the other hand, grab the towel that has slipped down on your abdomen.

Tilting his head and nose, he fell spontaneously, and a trace of blood red. He didn't wipe it, he just looked at his eyes and shook his grandfather. "Grandpa, are you alright, grandpa, are you alright. ”

Chen Dazhu's face was buried on the ground, and the corners of his mouth smiled proudly, "Rabbit cub, grandpa can only help you get here......"