Chapter 389: Explosion ~ Pulp Big Dung Ball
After Meng Fanlin bathed and changed clothes, he walked out wearing brand new clothes, and his old face was a little proud.
Although the process was a bit obscene, no matter what, this living relic was in hand.
If it weren't for Meng Fanlin who had just flipped through the ancient books, he wouldn't have remembered this kind of soft relic, which is called a living relic.
It's a baby!
Bathing, changing clothes, should have fasted for a month, but unfortunately Meng Fanlin didn't have the temperament to wait any longer.
I brewed a pot of tea very leisurely, lit incense, and then washed my hands again, and then slowly picked up the two living relics.
The movements are extremely gentle in the hands back and forth, while the plate is dished, generally to these sons and daughters-in-law to talk about the effect of living relics.
"The living relics of the perennial plate are not only to prolong life, but also to increase one's own luck ......"
For about ten minutes, Meng Fanlin gave an endless speech, holding the relics in his left hand, holding a cup of tea in his right hand, tasting it gently, smelling the incense, that look, it was like a race fairy, quiet and leisurely, and not alarmed.
Everyone's eyes were also cast with envy and surprise, since this kind of living relics can bring luck to the old man, it must also be effective for them.
Feeling the warm feeling in his hand, Meng Fanlin really liked it more and more, and gently picked up the two living relics and rubbed them on his face, which were really soft and elastic.
And I heard that the living relics are fragrant, but ......
After about a few dozen seconds, Meng Fanlin frowned and said lightly.
"You ...... Smell it or not...... Smelly?"
Stink?
Several sons and daughters-in-law looked at each other, no.
Besides, if you light incense, even if it really smells, it's impossible to smell it.
Meng Fanlin only felt that the stench was becoming more and more obvious, and it was a very disgusting stench.
The brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and he put the two living relics on the table, and was stunned for a long time, which was really a little puzzled.
"You come and smell it, according to what is said in the book, this living relic should be extremely fragrant, and it should be a little similar to ambergris, but this ......"
Meng Linhai took the lead and walked up, picked up the living relic and smelled it, almost not throwing it out.
It's disgusting......
Immediately afterwards, the son and daughter-in-law sniffed them one by one, looking at the disgusting expressions on their faces, Meng Fanlin suddenly felt that something was wrong.
At this moment, just as everyone was in deep thought, suddenly a bug crawled onto the coffee table......
It's a shell......
This shell man was very aggrieved, if it had an expression, it would definitely glared at Meng Fanlin fiercely.
What a shame on old things!
Lao Tzu finally pushed a dung ball, and you snatched it back!
Under everyone's shocked gaze, the shell Lang was full of grievances, and slowly left everyone's sight with a relic......
After about a minute, the air seemed to freeze.
Meng Fanlin couldn't believe it, picked up the remaining relic, held it in his hand, and shook it fiercely!
Burst!
A stream of came out directly, and Meng Fanlin was full of hands!
Grass!
Grass and mud horses!
Burst big dung balls!
You're paralyzed!
Meng Fanlin almost fainted!
It's a dung ball!
Thanks to the old man, he bathed and changed clothes, made tea and burned incense, and as a result, he had a dung ball for half an hour!
No wonder it stinks!
The most disgusting thing is that it is still bursting!
Meng Fanlin's body was already trembling with anger, and his hands couldn't stop trembling!
Sunan!
Sincerely play me!
Meng Linhai was stunned for a moment, leaned over and said.
"Father, you still have a little bit of feces on your face......"
Meng Fanlin was stunned for a moment, remembering that he had rubbed this dung ball on his face just now, and he was instantly furious, and his face turned red.
"Vomit ......"
......
Fortunately, Sunan didn't know about the things over there, otherwise this meal would have been particularly disgusting.
Sun Hang was satisfied with this pair of living relics, and praised Sunan vigorously, which is good or that, it is simply a pair of gods and horses with Miss.
Meng Chun still lowered his head, thinking about his relationship with Xiaoling.
Seeing Meng Chun's appearance, Sunan also sighed helplessly, he can only help here, as for what to do in the future, it can only depend on the fat man's own creation.
"By the way, fat man, you can go to our house and take that box of jewelry away in a moment, and let your father sell it. ”
Meng Chun was stunned for a moment, and took it and sold it?
What does it mean?
Meng Chun was a little confused.
"Boss, this selling jewelry actually requires a lot of processes, although I don't know very much, but I understand a little bit, you just asked my father to be a middleman, it stands to reason that our family should not touch your goods, this should be ...... by you and the buyer"
Listening to Meng Chun's gushing appearance, Sunan directly waved his hand and asked him to stop talking.
"Okay, don't ink, I don't understand, you can just take it and sell it, and give me the money when you're done. ”
“......”
Meng Chun had some tears in his eyes at this time.
That's a billion dollars?
The boss believes in me like that?
call
Meng Chun let out a long breath, this feeling of being trusted is really good.
"Okay, boss, don't worry, my dad will definitely be able to sell you a good price. ”
After eating, the three of Sunan were ready to go back to Lin's house, and Li Zixin also wanted to go, but when he thought of meeting Lin Jiaxin, he suddenly felt that he didn't want to go.
Because she didn't know how to face Sunan and Lin Jiaxin at the same time.
Taking advantage of Meng Chun's inattention, Li Zixin said lightly in Sunan's ear.
"You...... Have you recently ...... Do you want to solve a physiological problem......
Sunan was stunned for a moment, then laughed, and whispered in Li Zixin's ear.
"I think you're thinking about it, little **?"
"Damn! you!"
As soon as Li Zixin stomped his feet, he directly ignored the two of them and went home alone.
Sunan scratched her head, this little girl is really nervous, what Lao Tzu said is the truth......
After returning to the Lin family, Meng Chun left with the big box in his arms.
Looking at this box full of genuine jewelry, Meng Chun was really moved, don't worry, boss, I will definitely not cheat you.
......
"Brother Spade, are you going out to fool around with Sister Jiaxin behind your back again! Are you worthy of the child in Sister Jiaxin's belly?"
“......”
"Wanying, shut up!"
Lin Jiaxin's face was flushed, it was originally a misunderstanding, and she blamed this stupid girlfriend!
Lin Jiaxin was about to teach this girlfriend a lesson, when suddenly an unfamiliar phone rang.
"Hey, who's that?"
"Miss Lin, I'm Ding Kaihang, I know you've been off for a vacation recently, you may be bored at home, my friend has opened a new horse farm, can I invite you to play?"
"Well, that's ......"
Lin Jiaxin wanted to refuse more, but Jiang Wanying instantly became excited and came to the phone.
"Let's go!"
Ding Kaihang was stunned for a moment, but he heard it instantly, this voice should be Miss Lin's friend, that big-breasted little Lori.
This girl is also a superb, if you can't catch up with Lin Jiaxin, you can catch up with this chick, if you can have a double fly...... , that's not going to heaven!
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