Chapter 2 Second, drama is like life
As soon as I entered the house, the boss was greasy with the proprietress who sold seafood opposite the door, smiling and grinning, approaching and shy, pushing away and lonely, it was really a turn-based romance movie, as for whether to add action, it was obviously not the right time to come.
"Boss, although I may have made some mistakes today, I worked hard. ”
"It seems that you still know your own shortcomings~" A middle-aged uncle smoking a "camellia" lady and wearing a luxury brand spoke with a strong foreign accent and spoke the dialect of Jianghai City.
This is really a few times in the world, if it weren't for the strong ability to bear it, it would have left the world a few times.
"So-"
Before the uncle finished speaking, the mask clown took the lead: "Boss, you haven't settled my salary last month and last month, as well as last month's salary... You're not going to have to deduct my salary again, are you?"
"Hey, it's not worth what you said, I'll remember it for you, it's a lot, your high temperature subsidy last year, isn't it still with me, don't worry, remember it, it won't be missing you~"
"This person, there will be progress only when there is pressure, you see that you have summed it up, you are very hardworking, this is all your boss and my credit!"
"You can go back to work with confidence~ Young people~ Don't always talk about money or not, take a long-term view, you ~ What you need most is experience. ”
"With experience, you can only do it for me, cough cough, generate more money for yourself, what's the use of asking for so much money without experience, it will be spent one day, so ah, work hard, and accumulate experience at this stage is the most important thing!"
"Yes, yes, Boss Wu is right, young man, Auntie is optimistic about you~"
The clown in the mask is silent...
"The audience has a high opinion of you, if you don't have you as a beast trainer, you won't come, you have become our signboard, increase your salary! I not only don't deduct your salary, but also increase your salary! My monthly salary will be increased by a full 50 yuan! Are you happy? You can eat three more snacks in Shaxian County! Hehe~"
The boss was overjoyed, this person who was inadvertently recruited did not expect to become his cash cow today.
It was a lively night, the theater was packed, and reporters from major television stations were rushing to cover it. An experienced animal trainer is bitten to death by a lion that suddenly goes berserk.
"May I ask Mr. Wu, why did this lion go crazy, is it caused by the circus's usual animal cruelty?"
- "We eat at least 15 kilograms of meat per meal, and we never lack a pound or two. I vouch for my character. ”
"Hello, as a colleague of the deceased, what do you think about this matter, and should such a high-risk show as a circus trainer be canceled?"
- "It's hard for me to answer this question..."
"The family of the deceased, did you oppose him engaging in this industry during your lifetime?"
- "Ahh Woo... I told him to change careers a long time ago... But he just wouldn't listen... Yes... It's good now, just leave, I don't want to live anymore if you're gone... Uhhhh
............
After a few days, things finally subsided, but it was not a solution to always lack a manpower, where to find this unpopular profession for a while?
At this time, Boss Wu's son, Wu Tianyu, brought back a person, who was beautiful and immortal.
With Boss Wu's many years of experience in reading people, at a glance, he is so handsome, his demeanor is leisurely and uninhibited, and his aura is not equal to ordinary people.
I know that it's definitely a-
Stuff that doesn't work!
Pulled Wu Tianyu over, "Son, what are you doing with a vase." ”
"Dad, this person has special abilities, he can speak animal language, as long as he is an animal, he can communicate. ”
Boss Wu didn't expect that he had deceived the rivers and lakes for many years, but he left behind his children and grandchildren, and he couldn't help but feel that this fool of the landlord's family was too easy to deceive.
Hmph, you vase actually deceived my old Wu's territory, I will teach you a good lesson today, and teach this stupid son a lesson by the way.
"When your father was young, he was blessed by the Bodhisattva in the temple by chance, and he briefly turned on the ability for a while, but unfortunately the older he gets, the more muddy his mind becomes, and he loses this ability. Lao Wu opened his eyes and said nonsense, and turned on the flickering mode.
"Dad, you were really powerful when you were young, but my classmate is genuine, his name is Zhou Shang, and I have seen his skills with my own eyes. ”
Zhou Shang himself was reluctant to show his abilities at will, but this Wu Tianyu's brain circuit was too strange, except for the mathematics ability, the rest were in single digits, and high school was also bought with money.
But such a fool has the ability to reason like nothing in 10,000.,The global record holder for escape room games.,All well-known maze games have been cleared at least three times.,Influenced by the cartoon Conan since childhood.,The biggest wish in this life is to see the finale of Conan.,The interest is to eat the whole family bucket and read detective novels.,It's just Sherlock Holmes in the fat house.。
is such a person, but he is eyeing Zhou Shang, who is extremely low-key at school. Zhou Shang can only turn big things into small things, and small things into nothing, and in the case that he can satisfy some of his selfish desires by the way, he fooled him, what beast king is reincarnated, ten thousand beasts worship, listen to the beast language, and pass on the order in his mouth.
Why can he control these beasts, Zhou Shang himself doesn't know his innate ability, but he just thinks that lower animals are destined to be dominated by powerful creatures.
"Come on, Zhou Shang, show my dad your unique skills. ”
If it weren't for the lack of pocket money given by the Taoist chief, he would not have bothered to come to work in such a place.
"Can you show me a glimpse of your group's rare beasts?"
is a calm liar, with the demeanor of my year, but he is still too tender, Lao Wu thinks that the overall situation has been decided, and he is ready to fall into the well.
"Take him to visit the lion cage, arrange two masters next to him, and if something happens, he will break his hands and feet at most, I don't want to be in the news again. ”
In less than a moment, someone rushed to the scene, "Boss, I would like to ask you to go to the scene and take a look for yourself." Boss Wu took off his glasses and glanced at the master, took a camellia lady cigarette and hurried over...
This scene made him can't help but clap his hands, and the gold and silver rings and jade agate on his left and right hands gently touch, giving off a crisp and pleasant texture.
"I'm going to decide this guy!"
Time flies, and that was half a year ago.
And now, in the face of Boss Wu's shamelessness, Zhou Shang has long been accustomed to it.
In the lounge, Zhou Shang took off his mask, a pair of clear world-weary eyes under his not thick and faint eyebrows, and looked at this uncle with disdain, the bridge of his nose and the goose egg face were very compatible, and there was nothing particularly surprising about any of his facial features, but it was very comfortable.
Although according to the public's aesthetics, he can only be regarded as a handsome guy. But that special appearance has something that people in this era can hardly hope for - a sense of immortality.
The materialistic world is also a fairy wind bone that only sporadic people can have.
Zhou Shang didn't say much, and rushed out of the door.
Go to the locker room and take off your clown suit. I pinched it with one hand and looked at it.
Speaking of this clown costume is also a mistake, when I joined the group, because the new clothes were not ordered, the dead animal trainer's clothes were stained with blood and it was not easy to clean, and it was unlucky, so I had to take a clown suit and be ordered to be in danger.
I didn't think it would work out well, so I slowly accepted the setting of the mask clown. Mysterious, changeable, unpredictable, this sensible setting, Zhou Shang's soul of the second middle school ignited again......
Then Zhou Shang calmly thought about the current situation, and sighed, I'm sorry, Zhou Fatty, don't blame your friend for not being human, only blame your father for being too deceitful.
So he packed his things and went home, Wu Fatzi happened to pass by the door of the circus, and Zhou Shang didn't pay attention to him in a hurry, and ran all the way to the apartment.