Chapter 69 Leaving School and Leaving Home "The Third Shift... 》
Teacher Lei looked at Yang Yifan with a surprised expression. "Do you know martial arts? like flying cornices and walking on walls on TV? Or like moving mountains and reclaiming the sea?"
Yang Yifan's face turned slightly red when he heard Mr. Lei's question, because he didn't know how to fly the eaves and walk the wall and move mountains and reclaim the sea, and he always felt that there was a special flavor in Mr. Lei's surprised tone.
"Well, Teacher Lei, I don't know those, I only have some superficial martial arts. Yang Yifan scratched his head and said embarrassedly. In front of the respected Teacher Lei, he didn't have that cheeky braggadocio after all.
Teacher Lei lightly knocked on Yang Yifan's wrist, and then looked at Yang Yifan reproachfully. "Oh! You just practice some superficial martial arts to make yourself into this ghost? In the novel, you are in a state of madness, I wonder if you have a solution?"
Yang Yifan nodded hurriedly when he heard this. Oh no, I have it, I have it, that's what I'm trying to tell you. I'd like to take a month's off work with you, and I'm going to look for something that is very important to me. And you see, I don't have to study in school at all because I was able to rush from 666th to second place in a month, but this one-month delay is not a problem for me. ”
When Teacher Lei heard Yang Yifan's words, he didn't respond immediately, just lowered his head and thought quietly. It took a long time for him to answer.
"I agreed to this, is there anything else I can help you with?"
Yang Yifan was a little surprised, he originally thought that Teacher Lei would ask some other questions about his martial arts, what he was looking for, and where to find them, who knew that he didn't ask any of them, so he agreed so readily, so that so many words he prepared were useless. But that's fine, the more you explain, the easier it is to have problems, and he doesn't ask, and he just doesn't say it.
However, Yang Yifan was a little embarrassed about the following request, and it took a long time for Ai Ai to be embarrassed to say it.
"That, Mr. Lei. It's not convenient for me to go home this month of leave, I'm going to tell my mother that I'm staying at your house this month to review my homework, and this time my grades are so good, they will definitely agree, that is, can your old man help me cover up!"
Teacher Lei couldn't laugh or cry when he heard this. "You kid still let me cover up with you! You still call me an old man? Am I so old, I should call you a big brother based on my appearance!"
Yang Yifan was speechless for a while, he didn't expect that Teacher Lei, who was usually serious-looking, would joke with him.
"Then, brother, what do you see, the cover?" Yang Yifan was simply embarrassed, and climbed up with the help of the pole.
"you! You're still taking advantage of me!!You don't want to get mixed up, do you, do you want to ask for leave, do you want to cover up?" Teacher Lei pretended to be angry and wanted to hit Yang Yifan.
Yang Yifan hurriedly made a posture of begging for mercy. "The little one knows that he is wrong, as the saying goes, he is a teacher for one day and a father for life. Mr. Lei, you are my reborn parents, how dare I take advantage of you. So you should help me, Lao Tzu helps his son, it's right!"
Teacher Lei hurriedly helped him up, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, and was convinced of this student's cheapness, why didn't he see him so cheap before?
Looking at the strange eyes of the other teachers in the office, Mr. Lei couldn't help but blush, and he also felt a little uncomfortable. In order to prevent Yang Yifan from making even more unbounded actions, he quickly agreed to him.
"Okay, okay, no problem! You just say that you live in my house, if your mother calls, I will help you cover up! I will grant you sick leave now, you can leave for me quickly, my small temple can't accommodate your big Buddha!" Teacher Lei smiled bitterly and opened his mouth to drive people away.
Yang Yifan smiled, no matter what means are used, what kind of process there is, as long as the goal is achieved...
It's too much, Yang Yifan knows that it's nothing to play a little treasure, if he really treats Teacher Lei as a Habao, then the miserable will become himself. Enough time was enough, and when he heard that Mr. Lei was driving people, Yang Yifan hurriedly said goodbye and left. Out of the office, straight out of the school.
Because it's not yet school time, if you go out from the main gate at this time, you are likely to be stopped by the conscientious security guard on the spot, so it's so shameless, so I'll go out by myself!
Walking around the playground and finding a secluded place covered by green bamboos, Yang Yifan was about to jump out of the low wall, when suddenly he saw a person in front of him, climbing the wall with his ass crossed.
Yang Yifan looked at the posture of the ass crawling too punctually, and resisted the urge to rush forward to kill this thousand-year-old kill. Because he found that this ass looked a little familiar, isn't this Hou Yuebai, the third merry boy in the school, not expecting him to do such a thing that affects his handsome image.
It seems that this kid wants to slip away, he really didn't have a seed, he took the initiative to slip away before he went to find him, so he shouldn't let you go! But I promised Mr. Lei not to worry about him, is it really like that?
Hey, forget it, how can you pull him back and force him to go to the playground? Are you such a cautious person? Of course it is!
Thinking of this, Yang Yifan smiled evilly, quietly walked behind Hou Yuebai, and gently knocked on the back of his head, and Hou Yuebai fell softly in the grass.
Then Yang Yifan stripped him naked and threw it into the system package. Then he jumped over the fence and walked out of the school.
As for Hou Yuebai, look at the will of God. Maybe I woke up from the cold and found something to cover myself, and carefully went home all the way. It may be seen by a passing student, and then notify the teacher and call the police, and then it will attract a group of onlookers who eat melons. Or maybe you meet a hungry teddy, or Erha? and... It's impossible to say what unspeakable things happened to a person and a dog.
But this is none of Yang Yifan's business, he didn't let Hou Yuebai make a fool of himself on the spot, and also gave him a chance. After all, if he woke up early, it would not be impossible for him to find a way to go home safely, as for how much force Yang Yifan used when he knocked him, and whether he could wake up early, I don't know.
When he got home, Yang Yifan found that his mother was still at home and didn't go to work. Surprised, Yang Yifan hurriedly asked what was going on.
"Mom, what's the matter, don't you have to go to work today?"
"Son, why are you back? Mom just came back from work to get something, and she will leave in a while. ”
"Mom, I have good news for you. Our homeroom teacher, Mr. Lei, turned out to be a master of martial arts! And he was sure to cure my illness, but he just asked me to move to his house so that I could be treated nearby, because at night he still had to give me luck in meditation, and my mother was lucky in meditation, do you know? Just like Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu in the Condor Heroes, the kind with smoke on their heads. So I'm going home to pack my things now, I don't believe you can call and ask Mr. Lei!"
Mr. Lei, you have a lot of adults, and you have agreed anyway, so it is better to carry one more pot and cover more, so that I have a reason to move into your house, this reason is much more convincing than coming to your house to review!
The mother looked at her son suspiciously, after all, in order for her son to go all night before, he didn't lie to his parents less, and he had no credibility during that time. It wasn't until he behaved well during this period that his parents gradually regained their trust in him.
Yang Yifan hurriedly struck while the iron was hot. "yes, Mom, this is my midterm exam transcript. 715 points, the second in the school, with my grades, Huaqing, Jingbei, Danfu these national famous schools are at my disposal, so Mom, you believe me, I won't lie to you. ”
I once watched a woman in the movie say this: "Do what we do, as long as I say that I won't lie to you, then it means that I will start to deceive people!"
"Really... Really, son, you scored so many points in the test! I knew my son was going to be promising, woo... As she spoke, my mother cried happily. "No, I'll have to call your dad and tell him to stop going to work and come back and we'll celebrate. ”
Yang Yifan was dizzy, and he was going to call his father again, it seems that you said the same thing in the morning. But now Yang Yifan really doesn't dare to let his mother call, he doesn't know how to face his father now, so he can delay it.
"Mom, don't call Dad, it's just a midterm exam, and we'll celebrate as a family when I pass the college entrance examination." Now I have to pack my things and go to Mr. Lei's house, because the first treatment is about to start, so I can't delay!"
The mother heard what her son said so seriously, and she didn't dare to delay any longer, so she quickly helped him start packing up his things.
After more than an hour, my mother hadn't cleaned up, Yang Yifan saw that the things my mother had packed were all big, and she had cleaned up a lot of useful and useless things.
"Mom, that's it, I'm in a hurry, and I won't stay at the teacher's house for long, I'll be back in a month, I don't want those things, I'll take these two boxes, I'll go!"
After speaking, Yang Yifan didn't wait for his mother to stop him, so he pulled two big boxes full of them and ran out of the door in a hurry. When Yang Yifan ran out of the way, he heard his mother's voice calling Teacher Lei.
Yang Yifan smiled, let Mr. Lei have a headache! This month is liberating~ If there is no worry about life, it is really a pleasant holiday.
Yang Yifan, who shook his head and sighed, walked and turned into a deserted alley, and when he came out, he was already empty-handed, looking extremely free. After discerning the direction, he walked towards Chu Ruoyi's house.