Heaven descends on the private also, it will be... How is it dripping?

It's the other way around, right?

As a veteran savior, have I been tested enough? I have become an immortal, and I am famous in the system, why do I still torture me with these trials and tribulations!

Even if there are hardships and trials, it should be me who tests others, right?

I can now confirm that these fat girls are the incarnation of pig fairies, and at this time my seat is invisibly surrounded by them in the middle, implying the gossip five elements and yin and yang numbers, to be precise, it should be a formation with yin energy, otherwise why do I feel so cold~

As the host of the formation, the fat head teacher adopted the wandering formation eye setting method, walking around in the pig fairy formation, explaining the basic school rules, daily work and rest and curriculum arrangements as he walked.

Her words sounded like a formation spell in my ears, and I felt a chill in my head and my head exploded, and I wanted to crash to death on the wall in no time. But this formation is powerful here, and there is fat all around, and you can't hit the wall anywhere.

"The school rules are very complicated, everyone only needs to do the points I just mentioned in daily life, and classmates, you can put your stomach away and let me pass. ”

"This is someone's chest~"

"Isn't it the chest that is also drooping on the stomach?

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and I was on the verge of throwing up.

Fatty Mei walked through the big belly and big breasts, and her mouth did not stop for a moment: "This major of this college adopts a full-time semi-closed teaching life, classes are held all day from Monday to Friday, and all day rest on Saturday, and there is a roll call plus self-study at 6 pm on Sunday, the focus is on roll call, and students must not be absent." Classmate, close your chest~"

"Teacher, this is someone's belly~"

"Your belly is so big and you don't have breasts, your nutrition is too unbalanced, go back and the teacher will help you recuperate. ”

"Skinny belly?"

"Breast enlargement!"

Another burst of laughter, I was literally going to throw up.

"In terms of courses, majors are the mainstay, with three large classes a day, two in the morning and one in the afternoon, and one small class in the afternoon for minor majors, with a one-and-a-half-hour break between classes. The cultural class is scheduled to be raided in the last month of the semester, but students don't need to worry too much, the technical school still has to focus on majors, and the cultural class is almost fine. This classmate... Wake up, classmates!"

Did I pass out?

A spirit raised his head, surrounded by totemic pig fairy faces, and a breath of evil breath entered the body, and I almost fainted again.

Fatty Mei was a little unhappy: "You are too unruly, classmate Naochun, how can you sleep on the first day of class." ”

I rubbed my head: "Teacher, I'm a little uncomfortable......"

"Oh, yes, just hold on a little longer. Students sitting around the Spring Festival, you should cultivate your own love and take the initiative to care for students who are not feeling well. ”

Crash~

As soon as Fatty Mei's voice fell, all the pig fairies took a step closer to me at the same time holding the table and moving their chairs, and the formation tightened more and more. I was like a dog surrounded by a pack of cats, my eyes widened and vigilant, and I never dared to pass out again.

"I repeat the work and rest time, wake up at 6 o'clock every morning, and the next 45 minutes can be used for personal hygiene and housekeeping, and the college playground will be open, so you can do sports, run or play with some equipment. ”

"At 6:45, the cafeteria will open, and your student card will be a meal card, and you will have to pay for it for free in the first month, and you will have to pay for it yourself in the second month. But you don't have to be too stressed, how can you be hungry for a chef professional. ”

Another burst of laughter.

"Breakfast and preparation for class lasted for a total of one hour, arrived at the classroom at 7:45, and class started on time at 8 o'clock. At 11:30 p.m., the morning class ends until 2:15 p.m., which is the time for lunch and lunch break, and the afternoon class starts at 2:30 p.m. and ends at 6:00 p.m. ”

"After 6 o'clock to before 8 o'clock, this is free time, everyone goes to walk outside the school after dinner, and Little Macau is still very worth a visit. ”

"That's it, everyone is now with me to do the pre-class preparation, and then go to the kitchen operation room, the formal class of our chef major. ”

The formation was finally broken, and the pig fairies walked out with the fat beauty, and I staggered behind, and I wanted to run as soon as I got out of the classroom. The rhythm is not right, this is definitely not a coincidence, someone must be operating behind the scenes, deliberately harming me, I have to quickly find a foreign sword, either transfer classes or drop out, I resolutely do not be with the pig fairy!

I had a good plan, but as soon as I wanted to run, I was immediately stopped by two pig fairies.

A pig fairy asked me: "Are you okay with Naochun, classmate?" I'll help you~"

Another pig fairy competed for the wind: "The road of the classmates in the spring can't go straight, and I asked if there is anything wrong, leave it to me, I will help ~"

"I'll come~"

"I'll come~~"

Thorn ~~~~

Just when I thought I was going to be torn apart by the two pigs, the sleeves of the school uniform broke angrily.

Finally saved my life, and I didn't dare to mention the matter of running, for fear that a few more pig fairies would really dismantle me, so I hurriedly said: "I'm fine, I can go by myself!"

The pig fairies didn't believe it: "Really?"

How dare I cheat, cheered up, and walked to the front with great dignity.

Seeing that my morale was so high, Fatty couldn't help but nod with relief: "The spring classmate is full of energy, and he is the only boy in the class, so it is better for you to be the class leader~"

Isn't that more important to have more contact with these people?

I just wanted to refuse, but the pig fairies had already said in unison: "Hello class leader~~"

I only felt depressed in my heart, I couldn't bear it anymore, and waved my big hand: "Stay away from me!"

All the pig fairies were yelled at by me, and their faces showed a look of obedience and submission, and they all whispered: "Yes......" and then really took two steps back.

When I was the sect master of the Sword Sect, I couldn't even order Zhu Xian'er, the squad leader here is so good?

Fatty asked me meaningfully, "How is it? Do you want to be this squad leader?"

"When! Whoever robs me and who is in a hurry!"

The pig fairies cheered in unison: "Long live, the spring is our squad leader~~~"

"Shut up !! for me"

"No, no, no, we don't~~~"

Why is the groove not working again?Hasn't the skill cooled down yet?

Surrounded by the pig fairies, I went to a spacious operation room at the end of the corridor on the fifth floor.

The outer room of the operation room is the locker room, and the technical school, basically all majors have to be changed into training uniforms.

The dressing room was filled with neat and clean white coats and chef's hats, as well as boots and gloves.

Fatami instructed everyone: "In the daily class, everyone just needs to put on a chef's uniform and a chef's hat, let's get started~"

As soon as Fatty Mei finished speaking, the pig fairies showed their birth methods one after another, and they were about to take off their clothes.

Being surrounded in the middle, watching them untie their belts, I was really scared to the point of stupidity.

Thanks to Fatty Mei for stopping it in time: "Students don't need to take off their clothes and change, just put them on." ”

The pig fairies sighed resentfully, and reluctantly put on their half-torn clothes.

After changing our clothes, Fat Mei took us on a tour of the cold storage warehouse and kitchen in the inner room.

"The food reserves in the warehouse are all teaching supplies, which are managed by the class leader, and the students on duty are responsible for the chores. The kitchen is divided into cold operation area and hot operation area, and the daily management is also responsible for the squad leader, and the daily miscellaneous work is responsible for the students on duty. ”

Fatty Mei walked to the back of the cold operation table, propped up the table and said to us on the other side: "In order to facilitate management during the school, we try to call him by the student name as much as possible, of course, out of respect for the class leader, you can call him by his name~"

I frowned: "Can you not always mention me?"

I finally got through the exchange stage, and there was a big class arranged this morning.

Fatty Mei took out a set of neat tableware from under the cold exercise table, sorted them out, and then asked us, "Do the students have a foundation in cooking?"

The pig fairies spoke one after another.

"I'll order the menu~"

"I'll order takeout~"

"I'll eat rubbing~"

"I'll heat leftovers~"

I smiled genuinely, "Are you called cooking?!"

The pig fairies looked ignorant, and Fat Mei asked me curiously: "Oh? Then our squad leader has some foundation?"

The pig fairies were disdainful: "Look at your thinness, do you know what cooking skills are?"

I ~ have no other advantages, but when it comes to eating, drinking, what and that, no one can look down on me!

Fatty gave up her position: "Show your hands?"

I looked at the cold console, which was used for training, smiled disdainfully, and turned my head to the hot console, which was equipped with charcoal, fire, oil, and salt.

The dishes are divided into meat and vegetables, the fire is divided into civil and military, the knives are arrayed, and the ingredients are served.

I looked around at the pig fairies, and the inspiration came to my heart, and I took a piece of fat and thin pork belly, and the quick knife in one hand and a short stick flew at the same time, and the large pig pork belly was quickly cut into thin slices, and the fibers were hammered off.

In the blink of an eye, the pork belly on the chopping board turned into a fluttering piece of meat.

This set of sharp knife techniques is the evolution of the Xianxia God of Food Qingchun from the Huilong Sword Technique, and with the Qiu Dian's tendon and bone breaking technique, you can cut out this unparalleled piece of meat!

There is no seasoning, no marinating, just boil the water on high heat, put the meat slices into it, and then remove it into the plate after a second.

Bang, the plate with shabu shabu slices fell across the stove in front of the pig fairies who had already been stunned.

Fatty Mei tasted it before Zhu Xian'er, and after only chewing it, the chopsticks in her hand fell off.

The pig fairies were shocked, and they picked up the chopsticks to grab the meat to taste, and then there was the sound of chopsticks falling to the ground, until the last pig fairy who licked the plate broke the plate by mistake, and the fat beauty was the first to come back to her senses, and she was leisurely: "Pure, perfect, this should be the raw material that God used to create the pig~ Naochun, what is the name of this dish?"

I gritted my teeth, the hand holding the knife still trembling slightly from the exaltation of anger: "The name of this dish is -"

"Ten thousand pig fairies!"

Fatty murmured: "Ten thousand immortals... Good name, and the legendary dish Buddha jumping over the wall, Tang monk meat has the same magic, and the characteristics of the dish are in perfect conflict with it, good! good! good!"

The pig fairies answered: "It's delicious~~~~"