Volume 10 Zion, the First Capital of the World 85 Monkey King 03
Hidden in Mark's helmet is, of course, the little thing a furball. The little thing had been sleeping, in a state of evolutionary bodily self-sleep. It slept like that, and it wasn't until a few days ago that Mark quietly told Xu Zheng that the hairball had woken up, and several times he found it sneaking out to find something to eat, even last night it sneaked out of its helmet and secretly ate mushroom soup.
Xu Zheng was angry when he heard this, this little thing that was so lazy to do it, and he didn't report it to himself when he woke up?
Right now, Xu Zheng was holding its neck and shaking it vigorously. This product is getting more and more round, and the fur is so smooth and smooth that people want to touch it when they see it. At this time, it was still pretending to be dead between Xu Zheng's fingers, allowing Xu Zheng to shake it around, looking like a fat dead mouse.
The Monkey King and the Snake King began to gasp when they saw the furball appear, and the Monkey King muttered: "I believe more and more that you are my chance, you can have such a magical beast, I can't describe your luck." ”
Xu Zheng couldn't help but ask: "I always knew that this thing was very weird, what kind of monster is it?"
The Monkey King squinted at the demonic beast in Xu Zheng's hand, and of course he knew that this little thing was pretending to be dead and didn't want to deal with Xu Zheng. The problem is that such a precious thing was shaken by Xu Zheng like a rampant object on his fingers, and he didn't know whether to save it, or just watch it and do nothing.
Still the snake king couldn't look at it, and said, "Don't shake it, I'm dizzy when I see it." If other animal trainers in the world saw you treat it like this, they would just go crazy. ”
Hearing this, the furball opened his little eyes and glanced at the snake king, and quickly closed it and continued to pretend to be dead.
"Huh, is it really that great?"
The Monkey King sighed, "It's so remarkable. Do you know what it is? It was first an ancient elf, and after the Great War of Gods and Demons, it was injured and degenerated into an ancient demonic beast. I can say that I have to recognize it as an ancestor, but let you go, and shake it so disrespectfully. ”
Antiquity, antiquity, in Aris, anything that can be related to the word antiquity is not a simple thing. Xu Zheng was taken aback: "Niu Cheng is like this?"
After two days, the Monkey King already understood the meaning of the cow word that Xu Zheng often put on his lips, so he said: "It has a very nice name, called Lucky Beast." Don't look at it so small, the speed is one top and one fast, and no one can catch it. If you are not a blessed person, it is impossible to see it. I only know a few things about it, including treating all the enchantments in the world as nothing, and there is no place where it can't go. At the same time, it can also be transformed into a lock to open the enchantment, and it can be tried and tested. Imagine that it has such a ability, if it is not blessed, who can catch it? In addition, it is the only one who can find the life mother liquid that is beneficial to all demonic beasts, and others will turn a blind eye even if they see the origin of that kind of thing. ”
Xu Zheng smiled when he heard this: "It's really amazing." I've seen what you're talking about, and all my life mother liquor is squeezed out of its ground. As he said this, he continued to shake the furball. Pity such a rare blessed beast, and when it comes to Xu Zheng's hands, his status is similar to that of a dead mouse.
And Maoqiu is considered to be fighting against Xu Zheng, knowing that it is nothing good for him to be woken up, he just doesn't open his eyes with his eyes closed, to see what he can do to himself.
Sure enough, Xu Zheng really couldn't do anything about it, and after shaking it for a long time to no avail, he had to beg: "Uncle, wake up, do something."
Keep playing dead.
Xu Zheng said again: "I'm wrong, okay? It's my fault for ignoring you during this time, your old man has a lot of belly, is it okay to spare me this time?"
The furball stopped pretending to be dead, and opened his eyes and looked at him angrily. This bad master is really right, it is jealous, and it eats the vinegar of Lulu and Mark. Why can he be so good to the two of them when he doesn't wake up? What makes people even more angry is that when he wakes up, he is actually in Mark's helmet, not in the warm embrace of his master. It's bearable, it's unbearable, and he's not the first to know when he wakes up, so unscrupulous friends are absolutely unforgivable
Facing the bright eyes of the hairball, Xu Zheng said stupidly: "How did I know that you could sleep so well? Besides, you are a rare blessed beast, and your habits are unknown to even the Warcraft scholar Xia Ya, let alone me. ”
Look, he is still reasonable
The furball immediately went crazy, and a catapult pounced on Xu Zheng's face, and began to wave his little claws angrily and scratch at his face, screaming in his mouth: "Bad guy, bad guy"
"Oh, you little bastard, dare to work so hard?" Xu Zheng pulled the hairball off his face, Mark looked at Xu Zheng's face distressedly, and the handsome face was really scratched by the crazy little thing.
The hairball was small, and it was still punched and kicked by Xu Zheng in mid-air, and he shouted: "Beat you, beat you"
Xu Zheng took it very big, and he didn't put it, and he didn't let it go, so he had to let it vent. He noticed that the old man had not been seen for a while, and the little thing had spoken more and more eloquently, not as slurred as before. It's just that it still can't say a complete sentence, and can only jump out of its mouth word by word.
The Monkey King and the Snake King watched from the side, only to feel that they were angry and funny, and they were the only ones in the world who dared to treat the Lucky Beast like this, Xu Zheng was the only one. And the blessed beast was making a lot of noise and tossing in his hands, but it was not like it always turned around and slipped away, only Xu Zheng.
After smelling it for a while, the hairball was also tired, and he only stared at Xu Zheng, like a resentful woman.
"Alright, alright. Xu Zheng took it back in his palm, looked at it dotingly, and said, "Don't be angry, I always remember you in my heart." Every once in a while, I will see if you are awake or not, and your body is not right. Don't believe you ask Mark. ”
Mark nodded honestly...... In fact, the real situation is that Xu Zheng has forgotten about the hairball nine times out of ten, and he is very happy and free. However, Xu Zheng lied, and Mark could only cooperate, so he wrote Xu Zheng's name in the helmet, and it was his person......
In Maoqiu's opinion, Mark, who has an honest personality, will not help the unscrupulous master to lie, so he immediately believed it, and slept in Xu Zheng's palm panting. It's feeling it now, and getting angry is a lot of effort, so it's better not to do it.
Xu Zheng stretched out his finger and poked it: "Hey, are you still alive?"
"What are you doing?" said Furball angrily.
"When you wake up, you will work, and use your Warcraft-specific life mother liquid. Xu Zheng salivated and smiled.
"Last time, you didn't pay me back, you owe me" hairy fairway.
Xu Zheng continued to salivate cheekily: "The two of us, who is with whom." Why do you need to pay it back?
The Monkey King began to laugh when he heard the poof, and finally discovered the scoundrel part of Xu Zheng's body.
Xu Zheng stretched out his fingers and scratched the chin of the hairball, and continued to flicker: "I miss you very much." You know, I'm always going to get into trouble every now and then, and that's why I'm putting you at Mark. Look at Mark, tall and mighty, who would dare to mess with him? Isn't that looking for death? So it's safest to put you in him. I hate this disobedient follower, you don't tell me when you wake up, see how I punish him later"
Mark shrank his head when he heard this, and made a fearful gesture very cooperatively.
"Really?"
"Real gold is so real"
"Punish him? Furball asked again.
"If the punishment is heavy, I will punish him for three days and not be allowed to eat," Xu Zheng said.
Hearing this, he even covered his mouth and laughed. Mark is a puppet who controls the law, and he can't eat, so he eats Mao's food?
However, the little thing of the hairball was finally fooled by the unscrupulous master, and the cautious it felt that it had won for a while, and immediately smiled like a concubine who had won the favor of the master, and constantly sent a warlike challenge to Mark with his fist-sized body.
So Mark's body began to tremble, and he was ...... by thunder
"Satisfied, right?"
"Satisfied" Maoqiu answered so neatly that even Xu Zheng felt a little guilty when he heard it. It's so easy to fool...... Didn't show their level.
"Really good" Xu Zheng praised, and asked with a smile: "What about your demonic beast mother liquor? I not only miss you, but also miss them very much." ”
The hairball was moved, and a bottle of life mother liquid dedicated to Warcraft appeared in Xu Zheng's hand out of thin air.
Xu Zheng pinched his fingers and flicked the little ears of the hairball, and said with a smile: "Remember your great achievement"
The hairball laughed twice, climbed up along Xu Zheng's palm, crawled all the way through his arms and shoulders, and finally got into Xu Zheng's hair with ease, and then climbed all the way to the top of his head and came out from there. Compared to Mark's cold helmet with no body temperature, it still prefers Xu Zheng's hair, which always has a good smell of grass.
Xu Zheng shook his head twice, and the hairball changed from squatting to lying down, lying there with a smile.
For this little thing, Xu Zheng actually loved and pity, and said: "Let's lie down for a while, I'll make something for you to eat when it's over." ”
Maoqiu replied with a smile: "Hmm." ”
Xu Zheng turned to the Monkey King in front of him and said, "Your body has decayed, I'm afraid that I won't be able to withstand the toss in the process of advancement, so I'll give you this thing to spare first, and drink some in advance." ”
Looking at the mother liquor of life handed over by Xu Zheng in his hand, the Monkey King sighed: "I really don't know if it's your good luck or mine." You can get everything in the legends, and this time I'm afraid I can't even succeed in advancing if I don't want to. You look heartless, but you're really ...... Alas......"
"Don't talk nonsense, I don't care what kind of blessed beast it is, whether it's an ancient elf or an ancient magical beast, in short, it's my own hairball. ”
Furball was amused when he heard this, and sat up proudly, with an expression from slave to general.
Xu Zheng pushed the Monkey King and said, "Hurry up, I'm still in a hurry to go back for the New Year." And it's not easy to get something good out of the hairball's hands, and every time you order the mother liquor of life, it's like squeezing sugar cane. So cherish it and get started. ”。